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7 Reasons Why The Dark Knight Rises Won't Be An Epic Fail

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (25)



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Recently, John Couture over at VideoETA wrote a piece detailing why he’s afraid that the final installment in Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy, The Dark Knight Rises, is “destined to fail.” Not financially (Batman is too big to fail, after all), but artistically. While I think he makes some good points about the nature of trilogies and the general drop in quality between the second and third films, one aspect of this particular series should be enough to curtail any fears audiences might have. That one aspect?

Christopher Nolan himself.

Couture does take Nolan at the helm into account, but he handicaps the director with a supposedly necessary Never Before Seen Ending; namely, Bruce Wayne’s death and the continuation of Batman via another Gothamite. I agree that his idea for the denouement would be great, especially if Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the one donning the cowl, but a less shocking finale won’t break this Bat. What’s important here is that most film series, whether trilogies or longer, don’t have a singular creative force driving the production from the beginning to the end. Outside of the Star Wars prequels and The Matrix movies, writers and directors come and go on franchises all the time, and rarely do the new artists simply want to be derivative of their predecessors. Sam Raimi may have directed all three Spider-Men, but Sony had more say in that movie’s narrative than he did, and he’s all but admitted to tanking the final chapter on purpose. And, I think it’s safe to say, with the amount of control Christopher Nolan has here, he’s no Sam Raimi — or George Lucas, or either of the Wachowski siblings, for that matter.

Whether The Dark Knight Rises will reach the heights of The Dark Knight, or even Batman Begins, is impossible to know until this July, but it will not be a bad movie. Much less will it be a failure of epic proportions. If it is, Rises will be the first time Nolan has made a bad movie. Actually, it will mark the first time Nolan has made a film that can be described as anything but “good.” Below are the 7 Reasons Why The Dark Knight Rises Won’t Fail, and if it does, we certainly shouldn’t have seen it coming.


Following


Memento


Insomnia


Batman Begins


The Prestige


The Dark Knight


Inception


Rob Payne also writes the indie comic The Unstoppable Force, tweets on the Twitter @RobOfWar, and his ware can be purchased here (if you’re into that sort of thing). He admits to being a Nolan fanboy, but not a Nolan apologist. Because there’s nothing a Nolan fan has to apologize for.











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Comments

Very good point!

I remember seeing the trailer for Inception and thinking "what the hell is this crap? I won't be going to see this movie." Then the hype, and word of mouth got to me, and I went to see it. It was fantastic, I loved it. So once again I was wrong about something... it happens occasionally. Like the time I thought it would be a good idea to roast a marshmallow over the the gas stove on a fork, and then just put the whole thing in my mouth, hot fork and everything. Not a good idea. I was wrong.

Posted by: MRod at January 18, 2012 12:16 PM

Agreed, MRod. I thought Inception was going to be SO BAD, and it ended up being not only my favorite Nolan movie, but one of my favorite movies ever. Respect the Nolan, people.

Even if he did put a mask on Tom Hardy's face.

Posted by: Pants at January 18, 2012 12:40 PM

if JGL is the next Batman I'm all done. That's the stupidest casting I've ever heard of.

Posted by: logan at January 18, 2012 12:40 PM

JGL will not be the next Batman. This is preposterous. He will be something other than just a beat cop in TDKR, of that I'm sure.

Posted by: Pants at January 18, 2012 12:41 PM

Those first 6 reasons are the same ones I gave naysayers before Inception released. I know with that track record Nolan is due for a clunker, but it's not going to be on Dark Knight Rises. I'm kind of hoping Bruce is killed. This is an alternate reality version of the Batman comics and even those have many different variations and changes. Killing off Bruce Wayne and having the cowl be picked up by someone else would both parallel the comics as well as bring the emotional connection that the finale is going to need.

I don't think it's the end of the triology that tends to be a problem, but when they attempt to continue with a 4th. Which does make me apprehensive for The Hobbit but, as you stated above, the same creative team is involved as in LOTR. If it ends up as a disappointment I'll be shocked.

Posted by: TylerDFC at January 18, 2012 12:46 PM

The Prestige was on last night for about the 5th time in the last two months. And of course I watched the whole thing again. I would have never given a movie about two magicians a chance if it weren't for Nolan. He has delivered every time. Though because of that, if Rises were to somehow fail, it would probably be that push that the Joker says we all need that would turn me into a completely nihilistic asshole.

Posted by: Dave at January 18, 2012 12:54 PM

Where are the naysayers? There aren't any comments about how over-rated The Dark Knight was or how Inception was confusing. I'm scared and confused.

I summon thee, naysayer! Assault us with your meaningless negativity!

Posted by: superasente at January 18, 2012 1:26 PM

You accidentally included Insomnia on the list.

Posted by: HALLSY at January 18, 2012 1:41 PM

Joseph Gordon-Levitt...

Have we considered Robin as a possibility?

Posted by: ZombieMedic at January 18, 2012 2:17 PM

Insomnia made me sleepy.

Posted by: MRod at January 18, 2012 2:53 PM

Yeah I too can't wait for Stoker. That's made by a director who actually lives up to the hype. Substance and style and what have you.

Posted by: googergieger at January 18, 2012 3:05 PM

"He admits to being a Nolan fanboy, but not a Nolan apologist. Because there’s nothing a Nolan fan has to apologize for."

Nice. And seconded, only, you know, a fangirl.

Posted by: dsbs at January 18, 2012 3:57 PM

Give it time, superasente, they're gathering.

Posted by: dsbs at January 18, 2012 3:58 PM

EXACTLY! C NOLAN is batting 1000.
He really means it when he says STORY first.

Posted by: junierizzle at January 18, 2012 4:08 PM

Nolan has said he'll never bring Robin into it. But you know how he is about breaking his own rules.

Posted by: HappyGobo at January 18, 2012 5:57 PM

I'm a resident naysayer, but even I have to admit Christopher Nolan is The Shit and can do no wrong. He cares about his vision too much to let anything compromise it. Bottom line, if Christopher Nolan has his name on a project, I will see it, and he's about the only director I will say that about.

Posted by: Craig at January 18, 2012 6:34 PM

Eh, honestly the first two batman movies are kind of boring so I have absolutley no excitement for this one.

Nolan seems to actively dislike batman, I really don't get why everyone loves his batman movies?

Posted by: Ben at January 18, 2012 7:00 PM

I like how optimistic everyone is bout TDKR. It's as if Anne Hathaway is not playing Catwoman.

Posted by: haplo at January 18, 2012 7:40 PM

Yep. That's the elephant in the room for sure.

Posted by: MRod at January 18, 2012 9:05 PM

The fucking word is FAILURE.

FAILURE.

"Epic fail" is a meaningless fucking phrase.

Posted by: PissBoy at January 18, 2012 9:35 PM

Christopher Nolan can have his way with my wallet and my time and my attention anytime he so pleases.

Posted by: Jelinas at January 18, 2012 10:01 PM

i imagine he's quite pleased with his resume?!

Posted by: maxwell at January 19, 2012 3:23 AM

I'm sorry, but in my book, Insomnia is "not good". It is seriously mediocre. But I don't think that it is Nolan's fault. There exists the outstanding original movie, Pacino is downright boring if he isn't allowed to overact and Williams wasn't very convincing.

Or maybe it is Nolan's fault. He didn't have to copy the original movie 1-to-1.

Posted by: FabMax at January 19, 2012 6:28 AM

I guess it's safe to say that Christopher Nolan is the best director of this very young century.

Posted by: @Chrispeare at January 22, 2012 4:09 AM

Maybe if he's the only director you've seen of this very young century. Even then, maybe.

Posted by: googergieger at January 22, 2012 8:58 PM





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