6 Men Who Make the Ugliest Women (and 7 Who Don't Suck At It)
Well, the new trailer for Sherlock Holmes 2: The One I Keep Wanting to Call Game of Thrones was released yesterday (TK has more on that) and one thing stands out above all else: fuck me diagonally, does Robert Downey, Jr. make one ass ugly female.
Drag is an art. Where many fail, only a few may succeed. But the greatest failures can be genuinely unsettling, due to a combo platter of "Jesus God you uglied up" and "really? Men in dresses? We're still trying to make that funny?"
These six must be lauded for their efforts, and given a gentle pat on the back for at least doing okay at one gender.
The Boys of Saved By The Bell
Then there's these men who, when embracing their inner Carmen Carrera, leave a wake of sexual confusion and funny down there feelings.
Dave Foley (the prettiest Kid, Mark McKinney in this sketch notwithstanding)
Gael Garcia Bernal
John Cameron Mitchell
And, of course, his highness...
To end, I would be a failure not to include my favorite ugly ladyman of all time, Dustin Hoffman. He belongs on neither list, for he makes one ugly chick, but he also kicks every other ass with his sensible pumps.