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5 Actors I Want to See Succeed No Matter How Much the Rest of the World's Cynics Despise Them

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (71)



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42177_pro.jpgTom Cruise: Yes, he’s crazier than a ten-peckered hoot owl, he may or may not be living some sort of lie (honestly, I don’t care) and he worships Xenu (again, I don’t care), but I like Tom Cruise. I like to see him succeed. The reasons are twofold: 1) He makes good movies. Nobody in Hollywood is more consistent than Cruise. He doesn’t take sell-out pictures. He doesn’t make bad family films. He chooses his projects carefully. And he makes the very best of those projects, even if they’re not always winners. And 2) this may sound silly, but I like his story. He came from a modest, middle-class background in Upstate New York. And he worked to get where he is. I think that Tom Cruise is a model of perseverance, hard work, and of determination. Put aside his crazy, and he’s kind of the embodiment of the American Dream: A short kid with a good smile and modest talent who Rudy‘d himself into — at one time, anyway — the most popular actor in the world.

timberlkea.jpgJustin Timberlake: There’s no way for any of you to know this, and it wouldn’t matter anyhow, but something that gets under my skin about writing reviews is spending two hours in a theater, two to three hours writing a review, enunciating the many reasons why a movie is good or bad, only to have a commenter dismiss a movie entirely because so-and-so is in it. This happens with Justin Timberlake more than almost anyone (except maybe Tom Cruise). I don’t know what it is about Justin Timberlake that annoys so many people, but I think he’s charming, gracious, and immensely talented, just not a very good dramatic actor. He was perfectly suited to Friends with Benefits, he was fantastic in The Social Network, he can dance, he can sing, and he’s another guy that will put in a lot of hours to ensure that something succeeds. Those History of Rap videos? You don’t just show up half an hour before your 12-minute interview on Jimmy Fallon’s show and improvise those. That probably involves two days of rehearsal, at least, and there’s no $9 million paycheck attached to that work. I also think he puts in a lot more effort than most for his “SNL” appearances: He doesn’t just show up and read the cue cards. He becomes an intricate part of the process, and that should be respected even if you do find his smirk obnoxious.

intouch_nov26.07_vince_vaughn.jpgVince Vaughn: I don’t know a lot about Vince Vaughn other than he’s a Midwestern conservative type who dated Jennifer Aniston for a while and is best friends with Ralphie from A Christmas Story (who produces many of Vaughn’s films now). What I do know is that his performances in Swingers, Dodgeball, Old School and Wedding Crashers are four of the funniest comedic performances of the last 20 years. With the right script and the right director, Vince Vaughn can be a comedy God. Unfortunately, not only does he make fewer films now than he once did, the projects he does choose seem driven more by a desire to make enough money to sustain his decision not to make a great comedy. But I want Vaughn to succeed; I want him to choose better projects, because there’s little I appreciate more than a great Vince Vaughn performance.

john-cusack-a036.jpgJohn Cusack: Rumors of Cusack’s prickishness abound, and once he took to Twitter, it became very evident that John Cusack is no more Lloyd Dobbler than Mickey Rourke. That was a painful realization, and yet … I still want his movies to succeed. Because his characters from High Fidelity, Grosse Point Blank and even Say Anything represent a heady combination of romance and cynicism that really only Cusack can provide. Many of us have traveled a long way with John Cusack, from Better Off Dead to to the upcoming Edgar Allen Poe flick, Raven. It feels like a Hollywood without John Cusack and the potential of one or two more iconic Cusack characters just wouldn’t be the same. Lloyd Dobler created a generation of men who will never be able to live up to expectations placed upon us by women, so it only seems natural that he continue that through his 40s, 50s, 60s and beyond so that the babes in the nursing home continue to expect more of us than we’re capable.

keanu-reeves.jpgKeanu Reeves: Until Taylor Lautner came along, Keanu Reeves may have been the least talented actor in Hollywood. He also makes a lot of bad films. And yet, I’ve never missed a one. I don’t care how bad the movie is, and I don’t care how bad his performance is: I will go see a Keanu Reeves film. There’s something so joyous about a guy who knows he’s not a particularly good actor — he’s admitted as much in several interviews — who will nevertheless continue to get up every morning, put on his pants, and go out and fail in front of millions of people. Keanu Reeves doesn’t know when to quit, and I hope he never figures it out. Keanu Reeves is a testament to the fact that talent isn’t everything: Effort, doggedness, and a willingness to put yourself in front of millions of naysayers amounts for something too, goddamnit, and for Keanu Reeves, it amounts to a box-office hit once every six or seven years. And I hope that’s enough to keep him around for a few more decades.









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Comments

AS one of my few brushes with fame, I've met Keanu. In fact, brush with fame is fairly literal. I hit him lightly in the back of the head while I was an extra (someone else was blamed-I'm not proud) He was a very nice, personable guy. I cheer for him, as long as he's cast properly. As a nice, personable guy.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at November 3, 2011 4:06 PM

oh? Keanu Reeves is a less talented "actor" than Steven Seagal?

Posted by: arrrghzi at November 3, 2011 4:08 PM

Well, except for Cruise, I am with you. I like these actors. Somehow I really liked FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. And I hate romantic comedies. Timberlake was extremely likeable. I have no idea how that happened.

Posted by: Sean at November 3, 2011 4:12 PM

I loved this. You had me at Tom Cruise embodying the American dream.

Posted by: Finn at November 3, 2011 4:13 PM

I can agree with all except Tom Cruise. Yes, he makes good (in the sense of being entertaining) movies. I don't dispute it.

However, the money that people pay to see those movies goes into his pocket and then in the pocket of Scientology. I don't give a fuck what crazy nutbaggery he believes in, but Scientology does actual harm to real people. No movie is that good.

Posted by: MM at November 3, 2011 4:14 PM

I'm in agreement about Tom Cruise. His modest upbringing is the same reason I support Johnny Depp. Depp's made some shitty movies, and he has that ANNOYING fake accent now that makes me want to strangle kittens, but he grew up poor, built up a good career by choosing unusual projects, and seems to be pretty generous with his time and money.

Posted by: sars at November 3, 2011 4:17 PM

All right, Tom Cruise, really? The guy that made me question my sanity while viewing Knight and Day? True, he made some good movies, but his latter movies would have been just as good or better with almost any other actor, Taylor Lamalautner excluded.

And John Cusack, well, if he gives us another High Fidelity everything else is forgotten.

Posted by: Tim at November 3, 2011 4:25 PM


agree with all except reeves. also agree with sean's comment above." friends with benefits " was surprisingly good and
timberlake was excellent .... better, i thought , than he was in
" social network." he works at his trade, has an upside and i
expect we will see a lot of him in the coming years.

Posted by: snake at November 3, 2011 4:25 PM

I don't know why, but I was so afraid you'd have Shia LaBoeuf on here. I don't even know why I dislike him so much, since I've never seen him in anything, but I do. He is disliked by me.

(I'm sure he cries himself to sleep over it every night.)

Posted by: Berva at November 3, 2011 4:27 PM

"I don’t know what it is about Justin Timberlake that annoys so many people, but I think he’s charming, gracious,..." Justin "I ripped the front of Janet Jackson's blouse off at the Super Bowl and let HER take all the blame for it and NEVER apologized to her" Timberlake? He's charming? Gracious? I can't wait to hear how you feel about David Duke.

Posted by: khia213 at November 3, 2011 4:28 PM

I'm with Sean; I hate rom-coms but I loved Friends with Benefits, even if it did commit a half-dozen cliches of its own while trying to mock other rom-coms.

I've loved Timberlake ever since his role as Canadian stereotype in The Love Guru. It's truly an awful, awful movie, but he was easily the best part of it, and along with his SNL work, shows he can be fucking hilarious with the right material.

And my wife and I are huge Cusack fans. It pains me a little that the Hollywood machine can churn out films like 2012 that are shown on 3000 screens, but something like Martian Child or Grace is Gone comes and goes with barely a whisper. His personal projects (like War Inc) are definitely flawed films, but you can tell how much more he cares about them. He's also written and/or produced on a lot of them.

Martian Child in particular is a beautiful film since Bobby Coleman is simply perfect as the child Cusack's character adopts. Seriously, I hope that kid gets more work. His only other film I've seen him in was The Last Song (aka the not Disney Miley Cyrus movie) and he was spectacular alongside Greg Kinnear as father and son.

Posted by: Markus at November 3, 2011 4:30 PM

You forgot to mention that Vince Vaughn plays the same character in every freaking movie he's in. There's a whole crop of new actors that have popped up in the last decade that have that one character act and I imagine they all worship at the altar of Vince Vaughn.

Posted by: roland at November 3, 2011 4:34 PM

Something about Cruise has always made me feel a deep, inner ick. Same with Jim Carrey. I know people love them, cannot enter a suspended sense icklessness. However, that doesn't mean either of them should be roasted on a spit and banned from films. I just won't those movies.
The Ick, she is strong.
I adore everyone else like I adore puppies. From far away, 10-steps removed, they seem like a great idea.

Posted by: Agogagogo at November 3, 2011 4:35 PM

Did someone really just compare Boobiegate to a former KKK leader? Because that, my friends, is a remarkable case of taking your pop culture tidbits a little too seriously.

Posted by: CW at November 3, 2011 4:38 PM

Also, I can't give a pass to Tom Cruise. I may like a few of his flicks, but that's largely in spite of him, not because of him. He's the same. In everything. And there's not one modicum of likeability that sparks through. Talk about Timberlake's smirk, but Cruise's cheesy grin is way more...eccch.

Posted by: CW at November 3, 2011 4:40 PM

You just made Keanu Reeves endearing.

*slow clap*

Posted by: ShagEaredVillain at November 3, 2011 4:43 PM

I just choose not to follow my beloved Cusack on Twitter and ignore any negative stories I hear. I hope he acts (and succeeds) for many years to come.

Posted by: Mel C. at November 3, 2011 4:45 PM

Dustin:

You make good points about Tom Cruise, but you overlook the fact that like Justin Timberlake, Cruise is a shitty dramatic actor, too. He's also made tons of horrible, sell-out films (Days of Thunder?), hammed his way through interesting projects, ruining them, and never using his immense power and prestige to actually fund or embedded himself in a truly individual or creative project. ( The anti- George Clooney, really) To me, he's the example of the dark side of the American Dream, success without thought to consequence and ever-reaching ambition that fulfills only itself. With Cruise, you scratch the surface and you just get more surface.

Timberlake is a talented, affable, middle-class white guy who likes to golf. He's charming, but he's not exactly an artist, as you point out. He can do a million things, and most of them very well, acting, being a "serious" actor, just isn't one of them.

Posted by: Michael Murray at November 3, 2011 4:48 PM

I love you, Vince Vaughn. I love you forever. I love your dry delivery. I love your everyman-ishness. I love how tall you are. I love your oddly small nose. I love you. I love that you so obviously love a few (too many?) cold beers. I love that you wear boxers (I just know this).

Posted by: klingonfree at November 3, 2011 4:49 PM

I agree completely with all of these. Even Cruise. I understand why I should dislike him, but I just can't.

Posted by: Lillie at November 3, 2011 4:49 PM

Timberlake: The more distance he puts between himself and his Disney/Boyband roots the more I find I like him.

Vaughn: Doesn't really make an impact on me either way. I'd actually prefer to see Diedrich Bader do well.

Reeves: Still has those Point Break kudos workin' for him. Just don't make him do accents!

Cusack: For me, adds as much to a movie as Matthew Broderick would detract in his place. Grosse Pointe Blank is only as good as it is because of him.

Cruise: Personal life aside, I've always liked him as an actor, but have always been slightly put off by how he constantly markets himself on his boyish looks, even as he passes through middle age.
Consequently, I think his role as Vincent in Collateral (where he wasn't afraid to wear some grey in his hair, show some age, experience) has been one of his best performances in years. I'm interested to see if he's willing to evolve into his 50's gracefully, or retreat like Steven Segal into fake doll hair and orange peel skin!

Posted by: MurderBot at November 3, 2011 4:56 PM

I feel exactly the opposite about Tom Cruise. I think he's a terrible actor, and his movies annoy the crap out of me. I had given up on him long before he started worshipping Xenu. That just gives me one more (big) reason to never spend money on anything he does.

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at November 3, 2011 4:56 PM

@CW, Yeah I compared him to David Duke. And yeah, I take it very serious when the culture watching an event, where the singer song writer of a lyric that says "Gonna have you naked by the end of this song", rips a women's shirt off, decides it's HER fault. Timberfake is a cultural apropriatist who uses black culture to achieve success, pretends to be down, and runs like a punk when the heat is on. There is a distinction between Duke and Timberfake - Duke hates black folks. Timberfake just uses them.

Posted by: khia213 at November 3, 2011 5:05 PM

There are plenty of reasons to dislike Justin Timberlake, many of which have been enumerated in past comments sections. And because I don't like having to repeat myself to something like the Internet, which will gladly take my opinion but won't necessarily present it to an audience of anyone who particularly gives a shit, I'm not going to pour myself another glass of haterade at this time.

Posted by: Amanda6 at November 3, 2011 5:08 PM

The matter with Timberlake is simple: the guy is a douche. That's all. Have you ever heard some of his interviews? he's embarrassing. He remember me of the football player stereotypical kind of guy, got also the same cheap asshole humor.
He's very good in what he does, I give him credit, but I can't take him seriously, no way.

Posted by: sarah at November 3, 2011 5:18 PM

Cusack is the perfect example of why I don't follow celebrities on twitter or read the gossip sites about any boorish behavior, I need my favorites to stay their perfect characters in my head.

Also, would like to add Channing Tatum to this list. There is just something about his boyish charming potato head that I find particularly endearing; so I root for him always.

Also,also I second the Johnny Depp support.

Posted by: Lucky at November 3, 2011 5:19 PM

Roooowwwlllllweeeessss you made me feel BAD about not liking Cruise and Reeves. FINE. FINE I will admit that somewhere in my critical, cynical heart I have a soft spot for those two lugheads.
Also, despite knowing that he's not really Lloyd Dobbler and Martin Blank I still have a HUGE crush on John Cusack. The heart wants what the heart wants I suppose.

Posted by: JenVegas at November 3, 2011 5:19 PM

Dustin, I respect you and I respect all of your choices except for the Timberlake. I just can't. There's no way I can ever endorse this fool. He's worse that The Hathaway to me.

Posted by: Candy at November 3, 2011 5:20 PM

I agree with the first three 100%. The last two? Not so much.

Posted by: camytaru at November 3, 2011 5:21 PM

P.S. Johnny Depp grew up in Miramar which is like 5 miles from me. It's a middle class neighborhood which would have been considered upper middle class when he lived there. That's where Niki Taylor comes from as well. I'm not saying he was rich but that's not dirt poor either.

Posted by: Candy at November 3, 2011 5:26 PM

Y'know there are a few actors out there who really work hard and don't claim a lot of fanfare. Maybe they have a bad reputation despite consistently delivering strong dramatic and comedic performances. Maybe publicity has cast them in a sour light (undeserved). I'm glad to see there are still people who appreciate these kinds of actors and celebrate their work.

There are a few people I'd like to see who you've left off the list, but generally speaking I approve of the sentiment.

Posted by: Mel at November 3, 2011 5:29 PM

Love this list.

For most of these guys, it's a matter of choosing roles carefully, like Keanu. I've always liked him because he seemed to be playing a part of himself, which is what I think a "star" does. They are themselves unique characters and we just like watching them be themselves.

For a couple, it's clear that they do exactly that, as you mentioned with Cruise. I can't think of a bad movie of his, that I've seen. I heard the Nazi one was weird and silly, but not necessarily bad.

With Cruise, (Carrey too), there's something in the eyes that does it. I used to see some sort of honesty in Carrey's eyes when he was playing to the heart, but it seems like he's aware of it and now he does it errrrywhere. Cruise doesn't really have the full-on crazy in his eyes like some. Like Juliette Lewis, for example. He just has an unnerving intensity.

I like Vaughn, but he also annoys me.

Cusack is one of my favorite actors and it sucks to find out he's kinda a dick. Though, now looking back through dickish glasses, it seems he might have been playing parts of himself too.

Posted by: Protoguy at November 3, 2011 5:36 PM

I would like to humbly add Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to that list. That is all.

Posted by: Simon at November 3, 2011 5:37 PM

@Candy, I always thought Johnny Depp's dad was an engineer who was out of work for a good chunk and the family had to live in motels for a little bit. Maybe their not having money is an exaggeration, but I'd guess Miramar has its well-off people and not-so-well-off people, but I could be wrong since I've never been there..

Posted by: sars at November 3, 2011 5:41 PM

I love Keanu Reeves, too. For that exact reason. Everyone else on this list can suck it (ok, maybe not Tom Cruise).

Posted by: dsbs at November 3, 2011 5:47 PM

Amen Dustin. I feel exactly the same way about Justin Timberlake and Vince Vaughn.

Posted by: jiffeylube at November 3, 2011 5:48 PM

Awww this would EXACTLY be my list! I can't hate Cruise even if he makes me go ick... I love Cusack and NOT because of Lloyd but the other great crap he's was in circa the 80s.

BUT if I read correctly we also grew up at the same time, when Cruise was endearing and not crazy, when most of these guys were in their heyday- and i think I have love for Justin Timberlake because his persona as an actor would have fit in flawlessly with these guys- I could see current-Timberlake in those late 80s early 90s flicks and it works.

As for the Superbowl thing- ain't nobody should have apologized for that stupidity. If he had come out and made a statement it would have kept the story going- both parties kept their mouths relatively shut and that was just fine with me.

Posted by: lilianna28 at November 3, 2011 5:49 PM

I love this and agree with all of them. Especially JT. I totally think he has scads of talent.

Plus he's dreamy.

So is Cusack. Rowr.

Posted by: melisseh at November 3, 2011 6:03 PM

My vote is for John Corbett. I just like him. He's not a great actor, but he (or the casting director) seems to know what his range is and he's good there. He's also not a huge mega-star for no reason, unlike Cruise and Reeves.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at November 3, 2011 6:22 PM

Christ on sale, you guys are trying SO hard to hate Timberlake.

Posted by: Alex00 at November 3, 2011 6:30 PM

@sars I was under the impression his father wasn't around when he lived here. But other than that I'm just saying its not a trailer park zone. It never has been by any means. Sometimes these actors like to come across as if their lives were really disadvantaged when it was really modest at the very least.

Posted by: Candy at November 3, 2011 6:43 PM

Oh my god, really? This is all you want to see in an A-List actor? Perseverance and hard work? How about all of those AND talent? There are so many actors out there with genuine talent across the board who will never break away from the mold because they don't have the agents/publicits these hacks have. There are so many genuinely talented actors out there who took so much longer to succeed because douchebags like these have taken roles from them on account of bigger fame. Do you have any idea how big the field is? I just can't with this list.

Posted by: Pants at November 3, 2011 6:53 PM

I think Timberlake is as arrogant douche. I hate his screechy singing voice and think his music is mostly super production and less vocal performance. Yet, he is still better than most of that robotic sounding autotuned shit they call music nowadays. Also, the guy has shown tremendous skill in everything he does. I thought he was very good in Alphadog, and his comedic timing is great. That Mickey Mouse Club training paid off.

Keanu has had a rough personal life. Dad abandoned him, numerous stepfathers, multiple schools, dyslexia, daughter stillborn, on and off girlfriend and mother of stillborn daughter killed in car accident. Supporting his sister through her lukemia, and general lonliness. The guy has made it through all that without being the worlds biggest asshole. I think he deserves all the success he has.

Jesus, now I need some alone time to count my blessings.

Posted by: Gamal at November 3, 2011 7:02 PM

This was a different list than I expected, only because I have a different idea of what "succeed" means. Since all these dudes have FUCK YOU! money, I'd think that they have been, and are, successful, at least financially.

Posted by: Groundloop at November 3, 2011 7:44 PM

I know I will cop a LOT of flak for this but I'd put Shia Lebouf on my list. Fuck it I just enjoy watching movies with him in and I don't know why.

Posted by: Ben at November 3, 2011 7:45 PM

I would like Timberlake more if he talked like the midwestern white guy that he is.

Posted by: Leaf at November 3, 2011 7:59 PM

Thus proving my widely accredited theory. Dustin is a thirteen year old girl.

Posted by: googergieger at November 3, 2011 8:01 PM

Oh my God, Dustin. Are you ill? Are you in a 12 step program?
What is it with this list?
I'll tell you what's wrong with this: Tom cruise is a homophobic homosexual...that's what's wrong with him: the homophobic part.
Justin. I'm sorry...I just can't stand his winy voice and his I'm-so-charming-and-too-good-for-music-industry personality.

I don't care about the others but it is striking that you are rooting now for Vaughn when you have criticized him so many times before.

Posted by: James at November 3, 2011 9:18 PM

Finally, someone sticks up for my boy Tom Cruise. I can't believe he still hasn't lived down jumping on Oprah's couch. That's why people hate him, not because of his religion. No one likes seeing someone else really happy. It's just in our nature. Yes I have looked into his religion and it is pretty out there, but you can say that about every religion. I don't judge people based on their religion.
He is/was the last real Movie star. And those that say he isn't a god dramatic actor only need to see Magnolia, for starters.

I love Keanu too. I've never thought he was a bad actor. I wouldn't say he's a great actor but I think he is better than what a lot of people give him credit for. Plus he's The One and always will be The One. Even though the sequels killed that mystique by making him like the 6th One but let's not get into that. Plus he has to be one of the most wealthiest actors right now. Not bad for allegedly sucking.

Posted by: Junierizzle at November 3, 2011 9:51 PM

I've liked Keanu ever since the Bill and Ted movies. He's adorable, he's good at comedy and adventure movies and he seems like a genuinely nice person. I'm still hoping he and Sandra Bullock get together.

Posted by: snapnhiss at November 3, 2011 10:41 PM

I like Keanu Reeves. He may not be Daniel Day Lewis but don't tell me you didn't fucking cheer when he got up at the end of the Matrix and kicked ass. Don't you dare.

Posted by: sailboat at November 3, 2011 11:11 PM

Dustin, thank you for undercutting some of the cynicism around here. Agreed on all counts.

Posted by: ChristianH at November 3, 2011 11:30 PM

I'm with you on everyone but Timberlake. He is just annoying to me. Though even for the others I'm not really eager to see them do well. I just wouldn't mind it. But for Timberlake I actually root for him to fail at acting. I don't like his music either. But I don't really care how successful he is at that.

Posted by: Dave at November 3, 2011 11:58 PM

I'm gay and I don't have such a hard-on fro Keanu Reeves. Nice Bro and such, but I think I prefer the much-underrated Brendan Fraser.

Posted by: Jerry at November 4, 2011 12:36 AM

Vaughn and Reeves I like. Timberlake I despise. Ever since how he handled his break up with Brittney Spears and the whole wardrobe malfunction incident. Maybe he's matured since then but I don't give a rat's ass. As for the rest, they don't really bother me or tickle my fancy. LeBeouf should be on this list. I think I might despise him the most of Hollywoods latest slew of young actors.

Posted by: Muteki at November 4, 2011 5:42 AM

Oh Vince, how I want you to succeed. :/

Posted by: duckandcover at November 4, 2011 10:27 AM

Tom C is talented but the objections to Scientology go beyond it being a weird religion. Did you read The New Yorker article?

Posted by: eris at November 4, 2011 12:39 PM

Thank you for Keanu! I know he's a bad, bad actor, but god I LOVE to look at that man! I hope he's around making crappy movies for a while yet, too.

Posted by: NeoCleo at November 4, 2011 1:16 PM

I love this list. This is my list, plus maybe Nic Cage. I can't help but cheer them all.

Posted by: Jifaner at November 4, 2011 8:21 PM

What, aren't there any women, or actresses if you prefer, that we want to see succeed no matter how much the cynics hate them?

Number one on my list: Drew Barrymore.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at November 5, 2011 12:22 PM

I love Keanu and endure shock and questions every time I admit it. These other guys... not so much.

Posted by: Addicct at November 5, 2011 1:58 PM

I'll go with Timberlake. He was great in Friends with Benefits. Cruise...I've only ever loved him in Magnolia. The scene with him at his dying father's bedside...eeesh. I gave up Cusack a long time ago. I like Keanu, mainly because his character in Parenthood, one of my favorite movies, was so perfect. I also root for Vince Vaughn. He was surprisingly good in The Breakup...but that's the last thing Ive loved him in. Couples Resort and The Dilemma were utter shite.

Posted by: TurnipTheRadio at November 5, 2011 7:40 PM

As someone who has experienced the fallout of Scientology's extremist, terroristic methodology - I beg to differ Junierizzle.
It IS about the "religion" - which let's be honest, is not a religion. Hubbard wrote SCIENCE FICTION novels (novellas? pure dreck?) and applied those fantasies to the psyches of many lost souls, taking over their social experience, their familial bonds, and their bank accounts. I lost someone to Scientology - it is no joke.
So, yeah, Tom Cruise sucks. Always will.

Posted by: foggywood at November 6, 2011 12:07 AM

I am so with you on this whole list. I find I like Tom Cruise movies too, despite he himself being pretty weird and off-putting. I have always loved JT's music and his SNL appearances. I haven't actually seen him act, but I think he gets too much flack for it. I do have a rule about making fun of stuff - I only do it if I've seen it. I sat through all of Twilight just so I could prove how bad it really is.

I love Vince Vaughn. LOVE him. I know he's got his "Vince Vaughn" schtick, but dammit it if isn't extremely enjoyable. He's usually the best part of the romcom movies he's in. And like klingonfree, I just love him. He's adorable. And I have been saying this about Keanu for years. I actually don't think he's THAT bad of an actor. You like every movie he's in. All of them. Seriously, take a look at his IMDB page and tell me you don't like almost every one. And he's pretty. So, so pretty.

I would also like to add The Rock to this list.

Posted by: jayem at November 6, 2011 1:59 AM

Scientologists don't worship Xenu, do they? Isn't Xenu the embodiment of evil, Scientology's answer to Christianity's Satan?

Posted by: piedlourde at November 6, 2011 6:28 AM

I've researched Scientology and I'll say this

All of these celebrities that espouse $cientology do so because they do not see the cruddy underbelly. They are treated differently, reaping the so-called benefits of the business and none of the downsides. They are publicity conduits and bleed cash. The average person just gets to bleed their blood, sweat and tears.

It is a business not a religion and has tax exempt status because of a decades long campaign of harrassment and blackmail against the IRS

They are anti-psychiatry because it competes with "auditing", The CoS brand of mental health, that supposedly rids people of their neurosis, but actually just rids them of their cash, and blackmails them in the process.

If you want a frightening read, research The Sea Org, L. Ron Hubbard, and David Miscavige, and you'll never watch another Tom Cruise movie again.

Posted by: Kirbyjay at November 6, 2011 7:44 AM

Keanu Reeves is not a bad actor, he just excels at comedy, not drama. He is a modest, private person, never in the tabloids, loves his friends and family and does not cozy up to Hollywood. He is generous and polite, and has remained very watchable for 25 years in the movie biz.

Posted by: Kirbyjay at November 6, 2011 7:51 AM

don't understand how Vince Vaughn is listed and 'Made' is not mentioned. its easily his funniest movie and better than Swingers. i can't watch it without laughing at him.

Posted by: wicked.whisper at November 7, 2011 11:24 AM

Timberlake is a jackass

Posted by: automatic365 at November 9, 2011 10:29 PM

I love the look of this site! What theme are you using?

Posted by: Nate at December 6, 2011 8:38 PM