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35 Fascinating Scientific Facts Guaranteed to Blow Out Your Mindholes

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (55)



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I’m a big fan of scientific minutia, specifically behavior economics and social psychology. I spend a lot of hours reading and/or listening to the likes of Malcolm Gladwell, Stephen Dubner and Steven Levitt, and folks of their ilk. And I absolutely love those “It’s Science!” pieces that tend to go viral every few weeks. Holding on to the information found in those studies, however, is often difficult, so many months ago, I began compiling. If I saw an interesting study with a neat headline or a cool scientific fact, I bookmarked it with an eye toward curating this very list: A random collection of 35 fascinating scientific facts.

Science doesn’t lie.

1. Lack of confidence can be a sign of competence and ability. Seriously. Paradoxically, incompetent people tend to be more confident in their abilities, overestimate their own abilities, fail to recognize their own inadequacies, and fail to recognize skill in others, while more competent, smarter people are less confident and are more often filled with doubt or fears of inadequacy. (This explains Rick Perry).(Dunning-Kruger Effect)

2. I’m not suggesting there’s any relationship between the above fact and this one, I’m just highlighting the science here: Conservatives are happier than liberals. Why? Because conservatives are better able to rationalize inequality (i.e., poor people get what they deserve) while liberals find inequality inherently unjust. (ScientificAmerican)

3. Spoiling a book or a movie for someone actually allows them to get more enjoyment out of a story. I’m not lying. It’s science. (Pscyhosocial Science)

4. Like humans, monkeys think that realistic animations of themselves are creepy. (Scientific American)

5. Chicks dig bearded men more than men without facial hair. (Pajiba)

6. Men literally get dumber around attractive women. (The Telegraph)

7. Yawning is indeed contagious, but you are 50 percent more likely to yawn if you see a friend or acquantence yawn than you are if you see a stranger yawn. (PLoS One)

  • In examining what makes a successful profile photo on dating websites:

    8. It’s better for women to smile and look at the camera and/or reveal their cleavage. (OKCupid)

    9. It’s best for men to look away from the camera, not smile, and show their abs (if they have well-sculpted abs). (OKCupid)

    10. In stressful situations, it’s more healthy to get angry than be fearful. (CarnegieMellonToday)

    11. You can actually die of a broken heart; the trauma of a bad break-up can kill you. (WashingtonPost)

    12. Behavior is contagious; if a close friend gains weight or becomes obese, you are 57 percent more likely to also gain weight or become obese. (NYTimes)

    13. Awkward dancing (let’s call it the Phil Dunphy Dance) is a Dad’s subconscious effort to repel child-bearing women. (Telegraph)

    14. People with “white-sounding” names are 50 percent more likely to receive employment interviews than those with “black-sounding” names. (ABC)

    15. The more money you give away, the happier a person you are. (Sagepub)

    16. Women apologize more than men, not because they’re eager apologists, but because they consider more things offensive than men, and therefore feel the need to apologize. In other words, men don’t apologize because they don’t believe they did anything wrong. (Scientific American)

    17. After breakups or separations, women are financially worse off than men, but men are lonelier and sadder. (Fox)

    18. Men who marry much younger women live longer. (The Telegraph)

    19. Polygamists live longer than monogamist. (NewScientist)

    20. The ability to multi-task well is a myth. It can’t actually be done. (NPR)

    21. When we see half-naked people, we don’t actually objectify them (and this is true of both men and women): We simply change our perceptoin. We believe that people wearing less clothing are more capable of experiencing pleasure, as well as fear and pain, while we find that people with more clothing have better self-control. (PsycNet)

    22. Scientifically, men are not objectively any funnier than women, they simply make more attempts at humor than females do. (Psychonomic)

    23. Women are more likely to gain weight than men during the first few years of marriage. (Scientific American)

    24. The use of profanity actually increases one’s tolerance for pain. (Scienceblogs)

    25. Gossiping among women increases well-being and reduces anxiety and stress.(Psychcentral.com)

    26. Every argument between a couple boils down to one of two fundamental complaints:: One person feels that he or she is being blamed or controlled, unjustly, for something that has nothing to do with the argument, or one feels neglected, and this manifests in the feeling of “you don’t really care about me” or “you are not as invested as I am.” (Scientific American)

    27. Shallow women — those that base their self-worth on their own appearance — are more likely to post more photos on Facebook and have more FB friends. (Good.is)

    28. Facebook status updates and images create an illusion of happiness, and when others see that illusion, it often makes them feel depressed that their lives are not as happy as the illusory lives depicted in Facebook profiles. (Slate)

    29. The irony to the above fact is that narcissists and people with low self-esteem tend to spend the most amount of time on Facebook. (MSNBC)

    30. If you wear black clothing, people are more likely to mentally associate you with immorality. (Scientific American)

    31. Twitterers are happiest in the morning, and most miserable around 3-4 p.m. each day. (Gothamist)

    32. 50 percent of “consumed” Tweets are made by only 5 percent of Twitters. (Mashable)

    33. Fatherhood decreases a man’s levels of testosterone, turning them into ninnies. (Pajiba)

    34. Environment and context is a bigger contributor to overeating than the quality of the food. For instance, if given stale, week-old popcorn, people who typically eat popcorn at a movie theater will continue to eat as much as they normally do regardless of the quality of popcorn, while people who do not typically eat popcorn at movie theaters will eat less stale popcorn than they will fresh popcorn. (Scientific American)

    35. Children allowed to watch R-Rated movies are more likely to start drinking at an early age. (AV Club)












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    Comments

    This was fun to read. Can we have more like it?

    (Thanks, Lucas. And yes: Give me another four or five months to compile them, and I'll be happy to put together another one. -- DR)

    Posted by: Lucas at November 30, 2011 4:10 PM

  • There is no such thing as fish.

    Posted by: googergieger at November 30, 2011 4:13 PM

    I just re-read the beard post and what Wintermute posted at 3:31 AM made me giggle like Phoebe when Joey asked her how was doin'.

    I may even be blushing.

    Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 30, 2011 4:14 PM

    I am not going to respond favourably because there was only one picture with cleavage. Each fact could have been accompanied by cleavage or abs.

    Posted by: Jay at November 30, 2011 4:14 PM

    men don’t apologize because they don’t believe they did anything wrong.
    We needed science to tell us this?!?

    The use of profanity actually increases one’s tolerance for pain.
    This explains my tattoo. I was dropping more F-bombs than a terrorist eating alphabet soup.

    /I'll show myself out, that was seriously awful

    Posted by: Patty O'Green at November 30, 2011 4:16 PM

    I don't know if I enjoy getting spoiled, but I will say that the only thing more annoying than people who intentionally TV shows are the people that incessantly complain about spoilers. Congratulations, dude: you have a DVR or access to Hulu. You are blessed with the luxury of watching television on your own time. That doesn't mean you get to dictate the entire rest of the world's conversation about a show. If you don't like hearing discussions about it, watch the show when it airs or avoid places on the internet that are likely to discuss it and stop being such a baby.

    Posted by: Cree83 at November 30, 2011 4:17 PM

    I agree. This was fun.

    10. In stressful situations, it’s more healthy to get angry than be fearful.

    Now I know how Bruce Banner was able to survive bombardment with gamma radiation. Dude is one HEALTHY motherfucker.

    Posted by: Bert at November 30, 2011 4:19 PM

    I admit that #28 is true for me (and I feel even worse about myself and my life for admitting to it), but from #27, apparently, since I don't have many friends, it means I'm not shallow. So, um, I win?

    Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 30, 2011 4:22 PM

    If you wear black clothing, people are more likely to mentally associate you with immorality.

    Like all those slutty nuns?

    Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 30, 2011 4:24 PM

    I accidentally saw Silence of the Lambs when I was seven. I guess I'm fucked.

    Posted by: Zirze at November 30, 2011 4:26 PM

    Those who habitually compile lists are more likely to die in a fire that just happened coincidentally to be started by a person named Doran.

    Posted by: admin at November 30, 2011 4:26 PM

    Mr. Julien accidentally saw Soylent Green when he was 6.

    Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 30, 2011 4:32 PM

    He's been drunk ever since.

    Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 30, 2011 4:33 PM

    Children allowed to watch R-Rated movies are more likely to start drinking at an early age.

    How the hell else are they going to cleanse Showgirls from their brains?

    Posted by: Jast at November 30, 2011 4:37 PM

    I would have agreed with the spoiler fact until today. Today I made a horrible mistake.

    See, I had never read and of the Song of Ice and Fire books, and wasn't all that interested in it. But then you all talked about the show and the books, and I felt like I should check it out. I just finished Game of Thrones, and now I'm so freaking invested in it that I checked out Wikipedia for information about the books that follow. Damn my freakin' eyes. Now I know too much about what happens. I spent most of the morning saying "no way X happens to X," that would be awful!

    So it's my own damn fault. I am of course going to read the rest of the books, and my enjoyment may not be ruined, but I'm still bummed about my spoiler-whorishness.

    Posted by: Captain Tuttle at November 30, 2011 4:40 PM

    30. If you wear black clothing, people are more likely to mentally associate you with immorality.

    This is why my panties are as black as my SOUL.

    Posted by: Julie at November 30, 2011 4:42 PM

    Number 14: No shit.

    Posted by: Shonda at November 30, 2011 4:44 PM

    5. Chicks dig bearded men more than men without facial hair.

    Bullshit. Keep your bearface away from me.

    Posted by: Lauren at November 30, 2011 4:47 PM

    That's why I named my daughter "Vanilla Alabaster Snow."

    Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 30, 2011 4:52 PM

    hmmm. the facebook factoids were definitely not surprising much less mindblowing. good other facts though.

    Posted by: surly suze at November 30, 2011 4:53 PM

    The Battle
    Red Lazers: 25%
    Blue Lazers: 25%
    Knowing: 50%

    Posted by: superasente at November 30, 2011 4:57 PM

    #24 pleases me.

    Posted by: Rest In Peace at November 30, 2011 4:58 PM

    I introduced the Dunning-Kruger effect to Pajibastan in June.
    The subject? Sarah Palin
    Tyvm.

    Posted by: dorquemada at November 30, 2011 5:08 PM

    The Battle
    Red Lazers: 25%
    Blue Lazers: 25%
    Knowing: 50%

    Posted by: superasente at November 30, 2011 4:57 PM

    Accuracy: 0%.

    Posted by: Bert at November 30, 2011 5:09 PM

    Twitter is a social network? I thought it was just another platform to whore your wears.

    Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2011 5:12 PM

    Number 6: BULLSHIT. I have never gotten stupid in the presence of a beautiful woman. I haven't even gotten stupid in the presence of a steroid-ridden male stripper. I have, however, seen really attractive women turn into flaming idiots in gay bars.

    Number 12: Yes. It happened to my ex-roommate.

    Number 14: Also yes. This is why I'm glad my mother named me rather than my grandmother, in fact.

    Number 24: Fuck yeah. I don't even blink at root canals.

    Number 25: Perhaps. I'm wondering about gossiping among gays now.

    Number 30: Oh, yeah. It's why my wardrobe is near-totally monochromatic.

    Number 33: There are some awfully fuckable ninnies out there.

    Posted by: Jerry at November 30, 2011 5:14 PM

    That weren't me.

    Posted by: Jay at November 30, 2011 5:28 PM

    enjoyable list..... but i will take a bit of an issue with extrapolation in #2. i think it is a bit shallow.

    Posted by: Greg at November 30, 2011 5:31 PM

    The Battle
    Red Lazers: 25%
    Blue Lazers: 25%
    Knowing: 50%

    Posted by: superasente at November 30, 2011 4:57 PM

    I see what you did, there.

    Unfortunately, it took me about two minutes too long.

    Posted by: lubeg at November 30, 2011 5:52 PM

    I'm Darth Vader and I approve #30. Also #3 (I AM your father), #17 (NOOOOOO!), and #33 (also-NOOOO!)

    Posted by: Mrcreosote at November 30, 2011 6:11 PM

    I didn't get past #2, which is fucking nonsense.

    There's two kinds of people in the world, but not "liberals and conservatives". There's people who think that there's two kinds of people in the world, and people who aren't imaginationless, boring assholes.

    Posted by: fimbul at November 30, 2011 6:21 PM

    Oh goody! And it begins.


    Posted by: Shonda at November 30, 2011 6:32 PM

    Very interested in #11. It's been the thread woven through the last 19 mos of
    my life. (Damn you Scooter!) Couldn't get the link to open though. Gah.

    Posted by: Ms MoMo at November 30, 2011 6:34 PM

    Hey fimbul *imagine* this: that you ore closely read #2, which doesn't say that conservatives and liberals are the ONLY two kinds of people.

    Posted by: Sara Tonin at November 30, 2011 6:52 PM

    No it's not, Julie. Your panties are black for the same reason as the rest of our generation - because of Heath Ledger's comment about black lingerie in Ten Things I Hate About You.

    Posted by: dr. pisaster at November 30, 2011 7:20 PM

    #11 says the page has either moved or is no longer available.

    Posted by: Uda at November 30, 2011 7:45 PM

    Dr. Pisaster is wise.

    Posted by: Julie at November 30, 2011 8:27 PM

    Scientific American I have read but I had no idea Pajiba was a scientific journal. I just come here for the cleavage pics. Who does peer-review for the Pajiba journal?

    Posted by: logan at November 30, 2011 8:27 PM

    Love this piece. Post more like it!

    Posted by: Meghan at November 30, 2011 8:33 PM

    35. Children allowed to watch R-Rated movies are more likely to start drinking at an early age

    I suppose this makes sense fundamentally because we consider it a parental obligation to 'shield' children from dangerous adult-media and failure to do so is the sort of neglect that would also provide a child access to alcohol, but this one definitely doesn't apply to me. I grew up with parents who were big film buffs, my mom's own favorite genre being horror, and despite almost no restrictions on what I could watch, I never had nightmares about bogeymen or monsters. And I didn't drink at all until I was past 21, not even to pretend to nurse a beer or wine cooler. I'm much more likely to act like an immature idiot nowadays than when I was a teenager.

    Posted by: mb at November 30, 2011 9:11 PM

    Conservatives are happier not just because they don't have to care about poor people, but because their world is so simple. All domestic issues can be fixed with lower taxes, and all international issues can be eliminated with bombs. Simple!

    Posted by: John G. at November 30, 2011 9:20 PM

    #6 might be the least surprising finding I've ever read.

    Posted by: MelBivDevoe at November 30, 2011 9:35 PM

    Aproximately 95% of these comments are anecdotes expressing support or doubt towards one of these items.

    DO NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW SCIENCE WORKS?

    Posted by: The_wakeful at November 30, 2011 9:56 PM

    Magic.

    Posted by: Mrcreosote at November 30, 2011 11:29 PM

    Science is fun.

    Also, I've always worn lots of black.

    Take that as you will.

    Posted by: Sara H at November 30, 2011 11:45 PM

    That is arguably Heath Ledger's deepest and most abiding legacy. At least according to my lingerie drawer.

    Posted by: blorft at December 1, 2011 1:29 AM

    #25 I have read about before. Moreover, gossip helps to develop symmetrical ties between women and strengthen their friendships. And it is horrific the amount of detail they go into, at least from a man's perspective.

    Posted by: Muteki at December 1, 2011 6:35 AM

    I totally agree with the one about spoilers. There are shows I have started watching because someone dropped a spoiler that drew my attention. Not only did it not ruin things, it made them better. Spoil away.

    Posted by: Pfft at December 1, 2011 10:03 AM

    Also, I just read the article on how we can't "really" multitask. What a piece of shit that was. If ever there was an example of a pompous scientist making a fuss over something that doesn't matter, this is it.

    "Actually, you aren't multitasking... your brain is just switching back and forth between several tasks."

    I don't give a fuck if there is a team of monkeys living in my brain performing the tasks for me. If I am walking, chewing gum, texting and farting all at the same time, I'm multitasking.

    It's like saying: "Actually, a movie is just a series of images. Your brain just makes you think you're seeing actual motion." Who the hell cares?

    Posted by: Pfft at December 1, 2011 10:10 AM

    Who the hell cares?
    ---
    Researchers who get government (i.e., your) money to do pointless studies, that's who.

    Posted by: , at December 1, 2011 11:14 AM

    "I didn't get past #2, which is fucking nonsense.
    There's two kinds of people in the world, but not "liberals and conservatives". There's people who think that there's two kinds of people in the world, and people who aren't imaginationless, boring assholes.
    Posted by: fimbul at November 30, 2011 6:21 PM"

    Actually, Fimbul, there are THREE kinds of people in this world .... those who can count, and those who can't .....

    Posted by: handy_man at December 1, 2011 1:54 PM

    Just a quick de-lurking to say I enjoyed this post. Gotta walk the dog before the sun goes totally down.

    Posted by: Viking at December 1, 2011 5:15 PM

    "The more money you give away, the happier a person you are."

    This may explain more than #2 as to why conservatives are happier than liberals.

    The data show conservatives give about 30 percent more to charity and make slightly less money.

    Conservatives are 18 percent more likely to donate blood.

    I say bunk to the the Scientific Amarican article relating to number 2. Seems more likely given the charity numbers that conservatives are well aware of those in society struggling and are actually contributing to help. Would be a little hard to have the psychological block posited in the SA article and then hand out your cash to those in need you don't think need or deserve it. The liberal unhappiness may be their awareness of those struggling, their idea that there is injustice involved and their inability to make someone else do something about it.

    Posted by: DonV at December 1, 2011 7:25 PM

    I think the discrepancy in charitable donations is more likely due to tithing than to any awareness of people in need or real desire to give. That statistic included tithing for some reason and also included church "charities", which youth are strongly pressured to take part in that exist mostly as a front to bring Christianity to the poor and desolate in the guise of help.

    Basically, "God" scares these people into giving up their time and money for Him.

    Posted by: becks at December 2, 2011 8:59 AM

    Holy shit, I can DIE from a breakup? (Despite that terrifying news, yes please, more facts!)

    Posted by: chanohack at December 2, 2011 11:40 AM


















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