By Joanna Robinson | Lists | November 29, 2013 |
By Joanna Robinson | Lists | November 29, 2013 |
Because You Wouldn’t Have To Worry About Carving The Turkey
Or Seating Arrangements
Or, For That Matter, Transportation
Because They Always Have A Booster Seat Handy
Because They’re Very Indulgent With Their Indoor Pet Policy
And Have Impeccable Table Manners
Because You’d Never Run Out Of Wine
Because They Know How To Work Up An Appetite
Because You’d Never Be Stuck Behind An Ornate Centerpiece. They Know The Value Of An Unobstructed View.
Because Tyrion Has At Least Three More Slaps Left Until Slapsgiving
Because They Know How To Show Their Appreciation
And When To Call It A Night
Because They’re VERY Prompt With Their Thank You Notes
And They Always Throw The Most Exciting Parties
Because They Understand The Importance Of Coming Together As A Family