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Ron Swanson drinking quotes should ALWAYS be accompanied by the never-ending gif of him dancing with the tiny hat on.

Thank you for this list. It makes me feel all warm inside. Well it's either that or the absinthe.
Either way, as great as all these are, I think you're forgetting the daddy of them all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

I'm going out now, and when I get back, I may not have much blood in my alcohol stream.

Thanks... now I am really thirsty.

Needs more Anastasia Beaverhausen in my opinion.

Alcohol the cause of and solution to all life's problems.

Or have I got that backwards, I've been drinking I can't remember.

Homer also said, "Alright brain, I don‘t like you and you don‘t like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer."

Lindsay Bluth over Lucille? Interesting. After all, she was the one who mistook the drowsy-eye alcohol warning for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion.

"Get me a vodka"
"Mom, it's breakfast."
"And some toast."

"Are you sober?"
"Michael, please, it's eight in the morning"
"So it's not that.."

Good Lord, could Colbie Smulders be more beautiful?

Well, based on last two seasons, she certainly can be less beautiful.

That was way harsh, Tai.

The costume people hate her.

Nothing from Veronica Mars? Man, Logan and Dick were ALWAYS drinking!

I drink, therefore I am. [hiccup]

Or, if you read the news first thing in the morning, you become a morning drinker.

I want Anderson Cooper's exasperated face to be my face. Not in a sociopath-face mask way. I just want to be able to hit a switch and flash that look to the numerous people I come across every day that deserve it so much.

Yeah right, Otis.