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15 Random Television Quotes About America's Greatest Pastime: Drinking

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | December 7, 2012 | Comments ()


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  • oilybohunk7

    Ron Swanson drinking quotes should ALWAYS be accompanied by the never-ending gif of him dancing with the tiny hat on.

  • Thank you for this list. It makes me feel all warm inside. Well it's either that or the absinthe.
    Either way, as great as all these are, I think you're forgetting the daddy of them all:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • Uriah_Creep

    I'm going out now, and when I get back, I may not have much blood in my alcohol stream.

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Thanks... now I am really thirsty.

  • Pants_are_a_must

    Needs more Anastasia Beaverhausen in my opinion.

  • catagisreading

    Alcohol the cause of and solution to all life's problems.

    Or have I got that backwards, I've been drinking I can't remember.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Homer also said, "Alright brain, I don‘t like you and you don‘t like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer."

  • dizzylucy

    Lindsay Bluth over Lucille? Interesting. After all, she was the one who mistook the drowsy-eye alcohol warning for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion.

    "Get me a vodka"
    "Mom, it's breakfast."
    "And some toast."

  • Tinkerville

    "Are you sober?"
    "Michael, please, it's eight in the morning"
    "So it's not that.."

  • Good Lord, could Colbie Smulders be more beautiful?

  • Wembley

    Well, based on last two seasons, she certainly can be less beautiful.

  • That was way harsh, Tai.

  • Mrs. Julien

    The costume people hate her.

  • Adrienne Marie

    Nothing from Veronica Mars? Man, Logan and Dick were ALWAYS drinking!

  • I drink, therefore I am. [hiccup]

    Or, if you read the news first thing in the morning, you become a morning drinker.

  • lowercase_ryan

    I want Anderson Cooper's exasperated face to be my face. Not in a sociopath-face mask way. I just want to be able to hit a switch and flash that look to the numerous people I come across every day that deserve it so much.

  • mairimba

    Yeah right, Otis.

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