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15 Celebrities with their Adorable Babies Will Ease the Pain of the Unsettling Elmo News

By Dustin Rowles | Seriously Random Lists | November 12, 2012 | Comments ()


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It's the Veteran's Day holiday today, which means that many of you have the day off. Unfortunately, days off on the Internet only extend to major holidays, which is problematic only when it's a day off for the babysitter, kindergarten is out, and your eldest son is in a dentist appointment with your wife, leaving you alone with your twin girls while attempting to put out a day's worth of material. It's hard enough trying to write while baby-Daddying, but when your daughters are literally crawling on you, it's also important to avoid imagery that might traumatize them for life, so screen-capping "Dexter" is out of the question.

This is what my morning looks like.

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They're very helpful, they are. But what can we all look at together? Baby pictures, of course. And what can I post with only one free hand? Baby pictures! And what's needed more than anything after that unsettling Elmo news? Baby pictures!

Nothing restores your faith in humanity like POEHLER BABY.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


  • BAH HUMBUG.

  • Aaaaawww these are so ador---AAAAAAAH WHAT THE HELL DID HALLE BERRY GIVE BIRTH TO?!

  • James

    And she's coming for you during your sleep

  • Plus two for not dressing the twins alike.

    Also, children in full Batman costumes are the best children.

  • Theunis Stofberg

    Even January Jones's kid is trying to cower from her cold, cold, o so cold heart.

  • chanohack

    Aw, can the twins help every day? Close second goes to Woody and Buzz.

  • Natallica

    Mini-Tina Fey looks a) uncannily like her mom b) uncannily like Game of Throne's Maisie Williams

  • InternetMagpie

    That whole look is WORKING, Affleck.

  • John W

    AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW how cute.......

    Wesley and Willow sure know how to dress up for Halloween.

  • e jerry powell

    I was wondering what was up with Sandy Bullock's kid, in fact.

    Also, it took me a couple of minutes to realize who that woman is with the little biracial daughter. I'd never seen Pompeo's husband.

  • BendinIntheWind

    NEVER CHANGE, Hannigan-Denisof family.

    Any idea who the hottie in the plaid shirt with the baby-bicycle is? From this angle I can only guess some genetic hybrid of James Marsden and Matt Bomer (BTW, Science: get on that)

  • Guest

    Johnny Knoxville, I think...

  • BendinIntheWind

    ...WHAT?

    a) that man is responsible for a child??
    b) he looks completely different
    c) I CALLED HIM A HOTTIE?!

    My brain. It is broken.

  • Natallica

    Count me for the shame crush list. I think he's hot, hot, hot.

  • Teresa

    I feel the same. That is a sweet picture, though.

  • llp

    Johnny Knoxville is my shame crush, so I feel your pain.

  • Cree83

    Damn, between the NPH brood and the Hannigan-Denisov clan, is there any point to even trying on Halloween?

  • Slash

    OMG, cute, cute kids. All adorable.

    Hey, Alyson, be careful there ... that's a lot of kid for one small person to carry.

  • Mrcreosote

    HOLY CRAP POEHLER BABIES!!! SABERTOOTH IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!!!!! ruuuuun!

  • Guest

    "Illustrated Stories of Dickens" might be a tad grotesque for kids (not that there's anything wrong with that).

  • Gina

    Tale of Two Cities, anyone?

  • e jerry powell

    I like the sequel better, "A Sale of Two Titties."

    Or was that by Dikkens, the well-known Dutch author?

    Hey! The black gay guy just busted out the Monty Python! Pizza for everyone!

  • The only one I can't figure out is the guy in the plaid shirt and red Chuck Taylors.

  • Bedewcrock

    Johnny Knoxville, I think

  • kushiro -

    I did not know he was working at Jiffy-Lube now.

  • First: Your daughters are just adorable. Enjoy them crawling on your laptop. Soon enough, they'll be filching it and locking themselves in their rooms so they can Skype with boys (or whatever cool tech will replace Skype by then).

    Second: Children don't care if their parents are famous, and in most of these shots, the parents don't seem to care either. I approve, top to bottom.

  • PROCREATION! FUN FOR ALL INVOLVED.

  • I'm surprised Paltrow exits the house without that kid of hers being covered in a bubble-wrap titanium dome with inbuilt spa and a poor-people-filter.

  • sassmouth

    I think that's January Jones, not Gwynnie.

  • llp

    I think Gwyneth is the one with three boys, one of whom is wearing Muno shoes. I covet those for my own kids.

  • Teresa

    That's Julie Bowen from Modern Family, with her 3 boys.

  • Rocabarra

    Like David Morrissey, I think Ben Affleck is getting more and more attractive as he ages.
    And I think the Rowles babies are the cutest of the bunch!

  • BWeaves

    Dustin, the Tootsie Rowles are adorable.

    I have no idea who half these people are. Are they famous?

  • Javier

    hooray for the Tootsie Rowles!

  • Abbey Road

    Thank God for celebrities, making sure 'blonde' doesn't get edged out of the gene pool.

  • Rochelle

    Yay babies! Mouthwash for the brain.

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