13 Couples That Would Turn Patrick Stewart's Wedding Into A Beautiful Gaystravaganza
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13 Couples That Would Turn Patrick Stewart's Wedding Into A Beautiful Gaystravaganza

By Joanna Robinson | Seriously Random Lists | March 19, 2013 | Comments ()


EW is reporting that Ian McKellan will be officiating Patrick Stewart's wedding to his lady love. But I think I speak for everyone with a heart and soul when I say we'd rather these two were marrying each other. Alas, reality and someone's inconvenient heterosexuality is getting in the way of our dreams of true love and kinky mutant sexytimes. But whatever, in my mind, these two are getting gay married. And these? These are the couples I'd most like to see on the guest list.

Olyphant and Goggins

Pudi and Glover

Ansari and Garfield

Ansari and Schwartz

Braff and Faison

Fassbender and McAvoy

Johnson and Greenfield

Cumberbatch and Freeman

Kendrick and Snow

Cranston and Paul
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Coupe and Cuthbert

Yuen And Reedus

Darvill And Smith

Collier and Leech

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  • hehehe, this is cool!

  • e jerry powell

    Ummm, DUH.

    I know that the show is passe, but the triad of Bill, Eric and Sookie is a must, even if Sookie is only a plus one for one or the other.

  • e jerry powell

    Ah, forget about Sookie. Bill and Eric can bring their dog.

  • zeke_the_pig

    zeke is getting stupid amounts of happy from this list

  • chanohack

    Darvill and Smith aaaaaaaand half of Amy's giant pensive floating head.

  • Anne At Large

    Am I the only one who can now only stomach Braff in the context of Faison? Because they are ADORABLE.

  • logan

    You realize all these people are not gay right? Not that there is anything wrong with that. Some of my best friends are not gay.

  • Xtacle Steve

    What about Joel McHale and Jim Rash?

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    I completely approve of that when it isn't Jeff and the Dean. Because no partner, male or female, gay or straight, should have to put up with that much relentless punning.

  • PDamian

    "Alas, reality and someone’s inconvenient heterosexuality is getting in the way of our dreams of true love and kinky mutant sexytimes."

    No, why? Surely if same-sex marriage is to be legal, it would be legal in all circumstances, just as with heterosex marriage. Straights marry for convenience, for money, for green cards, for all sorts of reasons. Why not gays? In my fantasy, McKellen and Stewart marry because they both want the same fantastic cottage in the Cotswolds but can't have it because of some archaic law dating back to the time of the Plantagenets that says only a married couple can buy the house and land. So they marry, purchase the cottage, name it Shangri-La-Di-Dah, and do a timeshare agreement in which Stewart and his jazz singer have it for half a year and McKellen and a string of lovely boys have it for the other half. Shenanigans ensue when one of the lovely boys falls hard for Stewart, and ...

    Aw, crap. I got carried away, didn't I? Never mind.

  • par1964

    How about me and Rachel McAdams?? Or me and Jennifer Aniston?? What ...?? You say this is about GAY couples?? Well, I *am* a lesbian trapped in a man's body ...... so there.

  • JoannaRobinson

    Everyone is doing SO well with their assignment. XO.

  • Brittaney

    I've been watching a lot of Whose Line Is It Anyway on youtube lately. Ryan and Colin?

  • Rocabarra

    That picture on the left - the mere suggestion of the commentary for some compilation album is making me laugh. I miss that show.

  • Julia

    IT'S COMING BACK!!! That's right, my boyfriend Ryan Stiles will be on TV once again. <3

  • SottoVoce

    Stewart & Colbert

  • Donna SHerman


  • Tinkerville


  • JoannaRobinson


  • celery

    Howwww does that picture of Freeman and Cumberbatch exist? What is it from, besides tumblr's dreams?

  • Deidra

    From Adobe. Photoshop, more specifically.

  • JoannaRobinson

    New rule, muchachos. You can't add your magnificent suggestions WITHOUT images of snuggling. See: theotherone. I don't make the rules.*

    *I do. I do make the rules.

  • celery

    And damn fine rules they are, ma'am.


  • Alwyn

    this. a thousand times this.

  • e jerry powell

    Doesn't Quinto already have a boyfriend, though?

  • Kathleen Allen

    re: collier and leech. "can't we all get along? and by get along i mean hold hands and have sweaty snuggles."

  • Jules

    A thousand times yes.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Hahaha, I was literally returning to Pajiba to post a link about this on Pajiba Love, thinking: how could this be overlooked?!


  • alwaysanswerb

    Heavy h/t to Tumblr for this one, but Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles should reaaaaally be here

  • BobbFrapples

    Can't breathe..! Freeman. Cumberbatch! *swoons*

  • theotherone

    Not these two?

  • Mrs. Julien

    Ewan McGregor and Jude Law...

  • DataAngel

    Ewan McGregor and Jonny Lee Miller.

  • e jerry powell

    I'll go you one better by putting them in the same limo as Stevenson and McKidd.

  • Pawesl

    For some reason I thought Patrick Stewart was gay. I have no idea where I got that from.

  • linnyloo

    Perhaps it's because Stewart is a man who is incredibly comfortable in his own skin, progressive, gentle, kind, empathetic, a classy dresser, and confident enough in his own sexuality that he doesn't feel the need to overemphasize his straightness. (Can you tell I'm a fan?)

  • chanohack

    And he sings!

  • From his fantastic turn as a gay man in the film Jeffrey? Or am I the only one who saw that?

  • e jerry powell

    Pretty much the only thing (okay, him and Debra Monk) that made that film watchable. I'd rather see the play on stage, really.

  • zeppellyn

    Or his guest appearance on Frasier?

  • DataAngel

    You're not the only one who saw that. I think he was brilliant and sweet and charming in it.

  • BlackRabbit

    I somehow missed the word "lady" in the top sentence, so I really thought it was announcing Stewart's wedding to a fellow.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    "Can I pull this cape off, or do I look like a gay superhero?"

  • Julia

    Thank you for putting the Captain's purring voice into my head. Much obliged. :)

  • bonnie

    Poehler and Fey. Always. That is all.

  • bonnie

    Revised per Joanna's request:

  • e jerry powell

    Poehler and Fey AND FOSTER, thank you very much.

  • Downton man love. *fans self*

  • chanohack

    I officially have a new ship.

  • Norman Reedus in the bikini just killed me dead. And I was already almost gone from the Happy Endings gif, Cuthbert's delivery of "Crus-tay" is one of my favorite things in the world.

  • Natallica

    Thank God Joel McHale is not next to him, because my whole day would have been lost in the bunk. Ok, ok... my whole week.

  • Alli

    This list makes me want to nose snuggle you and see if we can wrangle an invite to the best wedding ever.

  • Sara Habein

    Yes to all of this.

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