Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Dustin Rowles | Lists | May 3, 2012
She’ll Bring Flowers
She Can Dress Casually
Or More Formally
She Knows How to Be Appropriately Vulgar
She’ll Step Outside with You for Cigarette Breaks
She’ll Sit on the Other Side of the See-Saw
If Things Get Rough, She Has Your Back
She’ll Clear Some Space on the Dance Floor for You
She Can Dance
She’s Great on Stage
She’s the Perfect Wing-man; She’ll Go Home with a Gorilla If that’s What It Takes To Get You Laid
She’ll Be the Other Half of Your Valentine
