11 Reasons Why I'm Holding Out Hope That The Eddie Murphy Oscars Won't Be One Massive, Fat Suited Ratnerf*cking
11. The Fifth Beatle
10. Reggie Hammond
9. All The Characters in Coming To America
8. Mr. Robinson
7. Boogie In Your Butt
6. Stevie Wonder
5. Axel Foley
3. Billy Ray Valentine
Joanna Robinson realizes everything isn't quite as screamingly hysterical as it was when she was a kid. But she's still hopeful. Also? Before you ask. The Gumby sketch wasn't available.
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