11 Reasons Craig Middlebrooks is the Greatest Addition to Parks and Rec
(No offense, Chris and Ben.)
Because he knows how to get his way.
Because he’s great with compliments.
Because he’s an animal lover.
Because he knows how to get attention.
Because he knows how to spend an evening.
Because he’s vaguely familiar.
Because he’s passionate about music.
Because he knows who he is.
Because he knows how to bring it down a notch.
Because he knows what he wants.
Because he just cares too much.
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