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Point of order: A dudette is a small dude. A dudine is a cowgirl.

When you 'write 'a "Seriously Random List" do you also choose random actors to appear in it? Dominic West out creepy smiles everyone on this list, whom all happen to have perfectly charming smiles. You're lazy & not good at whatever you do to siphon a paycheck out of this "Seriously Random" website.

Awww come on. James Franco's smile is so adorable in that picture! Though Somarhalderwhatever his name is' smile really creeps the absolute shit out of me oh my god.

It is inadvisable to have Busey and Dafoe on the same list. It is too much for one's mind to encompass and could potentially lead to an embolism. It must be Busey or Dafoe, with Buscemi shards carefully dovetailed into the list, but only if absolutely necessary.

Ryan Reynolds does not creep you out with his smile, he hypnotizes you. I understand the confusion, but please correct this error.

the most disturbing aspect of this list is the lack of gary busey.

Perhaps we should have a list for toothy grins, or bad toothy grins, or bad toothy, horsey grins, like Gary Busey, Buscemi, Dafoe

Remember the guy who played and I in Withnail and I? (Paul McGann?) He had an awful, ugly smile, so awful, in fact, that I sincerely believe it stood between him a a better acting career.

Buscemi.

i never realized how much Ryan Reynolds looks like a serial killer until that picture.

Julia Roberts' smile. it's like a black hole about to inhale everything. It gives me vertigo like staring into an abyss.

You only have ten. Nicholson and Slater are the same person, it's just that Slater's like that third (fourth?) Michael Keaton in Multiplicity. Still, technically the same.

I think Franco's smile is really genuine!
Compare his smile to Reynolds' - Reynolds has a fake dead-inside smile, where only the mouth moves, while Franco's whole face is creasing up. It's like Reynolds etc all want to avoid showing wrinkles around their eyes (which is natural when you smile), but Franco just doesn't care, he's just having a good time.

What? Are they auditioning for a new Joker?

Tom Cruise. Or was he a given? That shark grin gives me nightmares.

Tom Cruise. Or was he simply a given? That shark grin gives me nightmares.

Where is Dick Cheyney on this list?

I just re-read the title: ...In Hollywood.

OK, then. But still.

Meg Ryan's smile is post-surgery (i.e. after she f*cked up her face). Her smile was fine pre-surgery. Should man-made creepy smile be included?

Only if you can prove the smiler asked for it. Or if they turn supervillain, of course.

Or if the surgeon also brainwashed them into doing their evil bidding when he did the creepy smile.

Okay, so there are maybe several situations in which man-made creepy smile counts.

Nothing compares to the upper lip-less smile of Dick Powell.

See attached.

Brandon Lee...RIP. I love his smile. The manic quality works so well for that role that I just don't care if it's creepy. Everything about him as Eric Draven is sexy to me. I may have problems.

Jesus, that Dafoe picture though... THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!

I know... I haz a sad now, remembering Brandon Lee.

Sooo, what I learned from this today is that I'm apparently attracted to men with creepy smiles.

I feel I've reached saturation point of creatively describing Willem Dafoe's universe cracking grin, so instead I'm gonna thank you for pointing out the absolute singularity of Fucking Creepy that is Quaid's smile - somewhere in a parallel dimension there is a black hole near the Planet of Perverts, into which the perviest of perves are occasionally sucked and then transported through a wormhole and deposited into our dimension via the white hole that is Dennis Quaid's grin.

I don't think that you can classify what Zellweger does as a smile. I think it rather more a complex expression of hurt feelings mired in a protective facade with a liberal seasoning of constipated derision.

A guy I worked with described Zellwegger as looking "like she's got a tiny piece of shit on her upper lip, and she doesn't want it to fall".

Your description is classier, but his is a bit more evocative. Horses for courses as they say.

Why wouldn't she want it to fall? I would be shaking that sucker off so fast....

WHERE IS FASSBENDER?

Thank you!!!! I love me some Fassbender, but boy is his toothy grin nightmare inducing.

I'd be worried if Willem Dafoe's smile didn't bother you.

Somerhalder has nice balls, which offsets the creepiness of his smile.

What? He showed his balls on Tell Me You Love Me.

I think Christoph Waltz's smile is utterly delightful. I picture him giggling hysterically at a terrible knock knock joke that some small child has just told him.

Nevermind the Nazi uniform...

I may be in the minority on this, but I've always thought Ryan Reynolds looks dead inside when he smiles...and that's incredibly unnerving.

I think it's more that his eyes are too close together. Super creepy.

That smile is so fake and full of sorrow and misery. He looks lugubrious, as if he's been traumatised by his own smarmy shittyness. It doesn't even reach his eyes. You're an actor for Christ's sake! Smile like you mean it you miserable sod!

He's not conscious of what Tyra* would call his "smeyes" that is, smiling with the eyes. It's more like looking into It's deadlights.

*Yes, I saw the first season of ANTM

Truth. Very sad on the inside.

NO!! I think so too. Like: Dead Smile. He's smiling, but the rest of his head is dead.

I sicken me.

It looks like his head is about to split open, revealing the hissing alien that wears his skin as a disguise.

I think I need some fresh air.

I commend you for leaving Cillian Murphy off this list.

Jack Nicholson scares the hell out of me no matter what face he makes.

Even when "sweetly" smiling at a basketball game.

BTW, it seems like Leo DiCaprio is quickly approaching the Jack Nicholson/Joker face lately... Check out the 5th picture:

http://www.laineygossip.com/Ar...

Cillian Murphy is not on this list because...?

It's the eyes with him. I'm sure they'll give us a crazy eyes list sometime soon, certainly by Halloween.

Wait. REALLY? I have had a little bit to drink, but his eyes are so soulful. Did you see 28 Day Later? That guy could convince me to walk to Singapore (I'm in California) AND shuck off my levis with just his beautiful eyes and his killer voice. His smile is beguiling. NOT creepy.

him and Jonathan Rhys Meyers (or however each of those names are spelled)

yes a crazy eyes list. could be a long list

Because it's not creepy? Or is it just me who doesn't think his smile is creepy.

I'm so roneryyyyy...

Thank you for adding Ian Somerholder.

That guy freaks me out. I don't find him that attractive, yes even shirtless, and whenever he "smolders"... Can't help it but go, oh-oh, some big bad kitty swallowed the canary!

Do we have a new nick? Ian Smolderholder?

I believe that is truly his nickname! Although I would go more with Tryharder.

I'd still hit it...but I like my creepy....

And is he already hitting the plastic surgery? Or is the way his complexion seems to be turning into some kind of Mattel concoction just natural?