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11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Buscemi's Career

By Agent Bedhead | Seriously Random Lists | December 19, 2012 | Comments ()

Youth in Revolt: Here endeth the career of Michael Cera. Or at least, this is the point when it should have ended. That little bastard just keeps on going.


28 Days: Buscemi did manage a rather understated turn in this movie, but seriously ... death by sock monkey?


Airheads: Sure, Buscemi's head was almost made for that metal rocker style, and this is (presumably) a decent movie to watch while stoned (I wouldn't know, since I haven't been stoned since 1992), but yeah, "all those blow jobs for nothing."


Tales from the Darkside: Guys, just because it's a horror anthology doesn't qualify it as Creepshow 3.


Armageddon: Michael Bay go "BOOM!" Such trash.


Con Air: Honestly, I dug this movie. Nic Cage in his prime. Creepy Malkovich and Buscemi. Still a total crapfest.


Escape From L.A.: Yet another unnecessary, inferior sequel.


Billy Bathgate: A romantic gangster movie? More like one that can put me to sleep.


The Island: Ahh yes, Michael Bay attempted to form a thought while directing this movie. Big mistake.


Rising Sun: This movie had so many plot holes that it left Pauly Shore's "Weasel" spinning.


I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry: No explanation necessary.


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