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I can't believe I'm saying this, but...

That picture of Weird Al made my clothes fly off. There's something in that photo that made me feel about 14 years old and present at a boy band concert, and the fact that it's Weird Al just makes it...so good.

I'll be in my bunk.

Speaking as an expert in the field of foxy men, you're crazy.

Gerard Butler (as in Dear Frankie) is totally foxy without. And Zach Whatshishead actually looks like a palatable human male in that photo(you have no idea how weird it is to even think that much less write it). Selleck is fine as well.

I realize that some people may think that opinions on such matters (foxy men) are relative. They are empirically wrong. So says Dr. Klingonfree, Ph.D. Foxology.

There is no Selleck without 'Stache. This whole column is made of lies and hate!

Um, Oates totally has a soulpatch in that photo. Soulpatches may be kind of lame, but they are still facial hair.

beegeek: My dad also had a beard most of his life, except for a brief period in the mid-nineties when he shaved it off. Luckily I was in the army and didn't witness it, because even his own mother said he looked wrong.

The clean-shaven Selleck and Elliot is obviously the work of nefarious CGI. Like The Brimley, they were born with the stache.

I merely *liked* Weird Al when he was all eighties pedo-style. Ever since he shaved off his 'stache, he's been downright lickable. I'm also on the pro-Galifinakis sans beard train.

I think the barefaced look is an improvement in pretty much all of them.

Not into the facial hair. Not at all. Especially when a guy can only grow a scraggly-ass beard so he lets it grow longer to try to fill in the thin spots. Like a jawline combover. Ick.

Add me to the list of kids who saw their dad without facial hair for a brief period of time and was weirded out by it. It was...wrong.

And Sam Elliot without his mustache? How can he be a cowboy?

I'm not crazy about Weird Al's hair in that pic, but otherwise, he's looking pretty good.

Gerard is fucking hot, with or without facial hair.

Holy Fuck. Zach Galifianiakis (too lazy to double check spelling) looks fucking RESPECTABLE in that picture. He looks really fucking nice. Why the hell does he keep that disgusting pet on his face when he looks like that underneath?

Ah. According to his Myspace page (shut up, it's where google took me), Al is "wearing a short-haired wig for an "MTV Unplugged" parody.

I think he should totes do it for real.

Beegeek, my mom went a step further when my dad shaved off his mustache. I was probably 6 or 7 as well, and my brother was 3. Not only did she threaten to leave if he did it again, but she bought us all Groucho Marx glasses -- with the big nose and mustache -- which we wore around the house to taunt him until he grew it back!

Gerard Butler is the only one who looks normal without facial hair.

Also, (since Instant Watch now has every season of SNL) Nick Offerman is sitting next to wife Megan Mullally in the Golden Globe Awards sketch from when she hosted in '04. He has considerably less facial hair than he does now (though more than the photo above), and we almost didn't recognize him!

About a year ago, my husband shaved clean for the first time in about 6 years. Our two pugs didn't recognize him and could not stop barking and growling at him for days. I told him he needed prior approval from me before he pulled that again.

Rowrrr, Galifinakis. Never thought I'd say that.

Oats looks like a sickly Prince. Please Oats, grow it back.

Hot Weird Al is totally freaking me out.

I also have had a bearded dad my whole life--I've never seen him not bearded. My brothers are also bearded. This means that I basically can't find bearded men attractive because they remind me too much of my family members. Ugh. I like the husband to be a bit scruffy once in a while, though.

I kind of like Gerard without facial hair - he always looks so greasy when he's got the stubble going on.

And ditto on all the Hot Weird Al comments - I had no idea he could be so good looking! Ditto on Zack G - who knew??

However, Sam Elliot and Tom Selleck should never be allowed to shave off the mustaches!

Tom Cruise is pretty determined that we'll never see him without a beard.

Holy carp, I want to make myself a Yankovic/Galfianakis sandwich now!

Internet Magpie, you read my mind....I was thinking the same thing, but it was disturbing.

GB is good, regardless. TS & SE NEED the sexy face-hair. It is sexy. It is good.

Add me to the hot Al Yankovic train. Who knew?

I made darling husband grow a beard. He already had an 80's pornstache, and he cut his chin badly and didn't shave for 2 weeks. I told him to let it grow out since he was already halfway there, just to see what it looked like. Since he has a severe overbite and no chin, he actually looked better. It's a bit scratchy, but he never kisses me anyway. He swears he did it (kiss me) last week, although I can't remember it.

Paddydog made me snort tea all over my keyboard.

I first met my boy toy when he was 18, he has had a stach since he was about...13? Now at the ripe old age of 43 my 6 year old has told him to shave it. Beard follows the Bruins schedule, goatee preseason to about the end of December, full beard till playoffs…this year was a bit of a pickle as he works outside and it just got too hot out. I happily blame him for every loss.

ps first saw Weird Al hairless in his Star Wars Parody video -- i thought it was just me, Holy Hotness Batman!

This list is incomplete.

Hank Williams Jr

There. Fixed it.

Oh God I have such a thing for Nick Offerman/Ron Swanson. I really want Ron Swanson to judge the crap out of me, and then have Nick Offerman make me a gorgeous credenza with his own two hands.

to better explain myself
I was thinking of hugh jackman with
and without his mutton chops, then I
remembered this film which I hate

It always makes me feel slightly uncomfortable to see an older Hugh Laurie without at least a bit of scruff.

That pic of Weird Al isn't Botox, it's just about 10 years old, and with a straight-hair wig. Botox would be a really bad idea for a comedian who gets a lot of use out of nimble facial expressions. But present-day Weird Al, either clean-shaven or with a goatee (which seems to be his wife's preference) is a fine-looking man. I've said hello to him at more than a few meet & greets after concerts the last several years, and the interesting thing about Al is that he's better-looking in person than he is in most of his photos.

I recognized Nick Offerman immediately. I'm very good with faces.

Speaking of Zack Galifianakis' beard, does anyone know why he always has it? I saw an older movie with him in it, and he had it then too. Did he bet someone that he could have a full career without ever shaving his big beard? Does anyone know the real story?

No, no, no! A thousand times, NO!

Clean-shaven = EVIL

All in all, they just look like lesser men. Sam Elliott, specially. No mustache ride makes figgy sad.

As for Galifianakis, I believe it's just a prop to stand out from the millions of other comedian/actors. I've noticed an increasing trend in musicians as well. One are that's always bugged me is actors in commercials with beards, portraying the average dude. The one Snickers "Diva" commercial where they're in the car stands out. How many people do you guys know that have that kind of scraggly crumb catcher? I can't think of a single person under 50 who has a beard, much less the rats nests I see in bit actors all the time.

I could have lived my whole life without seeing Sam Elliot's top lip. And I can still remember my horror when I first visited Nick Offerman's IMDb page.

Ugh... there's something that's just so wrong about all this. I live in fear of my Dad shaving his moustache; he's never ever done it in my lifetime, nor showed any signs that he might, but I'm still terrified.

Mr. Kirbyjay has had a stashe for a thousand years. Shaved it once and I discovered he has a top lip like a duck. Suggested he regrow stashe and lose razor. I actually hate facial hair except for stubble, LOVE stubble, but I refuse to sleep with a duck.

Shaving is not difficult or time consuming
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/01/28/

Oh God! Weird Al Yankovic looks like David Tennant! Everything has gone wrong!

Aw! Where's Pink? That dude looks like a transsexual without facial hair!

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