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I forget Chuck is old as dirt..come to think of it..he was probably the dirt as the chuck joke goes..lol

Well, it is just me, myself and I think this is EEW!!

What? All of them look great in those pictures you chose.

A hairless Galifianakis looks like a cross between Bradley Cooper and Raul Esparza. Strange. Looks as if he's about to start screaming, or singing Sondheim. Or both.

I think Weird Al and Offerman look oddly cute and vulnerable without hair. And who knew those DD hillbillies were once just run-of-the-mill golfing fratboys?

Everyone else just looks horribly wrong.

Yes, but if it's Esparza, we have to pick a boyfriend and a girlfriend for him!

Chuck Norris looks like a lesbian

Put him under the hood, working on the carburetor in my last Volvo, to complete the picture.

My dad is a retired cop so you know he rocks a fabulous mustache and, when working the drug unit, a magnificent scuzzball beard. One day I came home at around 18-19 and he had shaved the stache. I had never seen him without the stache. I cried. I felt bad about making him feel bad but I couldn't control it.

The only reason I don't want to see Weird Al without facial hair is because it makes me feel uncomfortable feelings "down there" about Weird Al.

Up with the scruff!

I don't know, some of those guys are pretty handsome. Even Offerman looks pretty good. Not as good as with that epic 'stache, but not terrible.

Those duck dudes look like actual normal people. You may also include me in the "no like facial hair except for stubble" or a really close shaved beard, bunch. Anything longer than a CH is just yucky.

Why do I feel like I've just been molested?

Weird Al without the face hair looks like Ryan Gosling.

What about Joe Manganiello?

He was the one that was kind of driving this post, so...

I could take Seth Rogen either way, but I love him with scruff.

I didn't want to resort to this, but I have no choice.

a. FUCK.
b. YOU.

You're welcome.

KISSES.

Put it away!

Good news; I can sign in on the iPad!!! Bd news isi can't type for shit on the ipad.

Also seriously, Galifinkais without his beard is just beautiful. He's gorgeous. Is something wrong with you people?

It's called being a bear, and I don't see it as a character flaw, particularly as it relates to (looking at) Zach Galifianakis.

I have a full beard and I love a buffet. Moreover, I am likely to be hanging around the buffet with similarly full-bearded men (when we're not lying around watching Auntie Mame, The Women, or All About Eve). What's wrong with you, may I ask?

Damn it, didn't i reply to this?? I don't know why it doesn't show up! Maybe just I can't see it? Well in case it really didn't show up, (and if it did, sorry for the double post);

I am not saying beards are bad and Galifinakis WITH beard is, frankly, hot.

I just mean that in the context of the article seeming to suggest these men are less attractive without their mightly facial hair, Galifinakis is one whom without a beard seems to be just as hot but in a different way.

Oh, you misunderstand; a beard is fabulous. A bearded man is not unsexy and a bearded Galifinakis gives me happy thoughts. I simply mean in the context of this article, 'men you never want to see without beards', I am surprised to see him- with a beard he is handsome, rugged and looks like Ron Swansons outdoorsy brother.

Without, he is still handsome, but in a different, perhaps prettier, but still manly way. Like a Harvard English professor who enjoys long hikes and punching wolves right in their faces.

LOUIS CK

God yes, Wilford Brimley.

I was just reading this list, thinking to myself, "Where's Wilford, where's Wilford...?"

And there he was.

You know, it wasn't until the credits when I figured out it was him. And by figured out, I mean I read his name and said, "Holy shit, that was Wilford Brimley!"

This may be the first time in decades anyone under aged 80 has been this happy to see Wilford Brimley. I am making assumptions about your age.

LOUIS CK

Idris without his facial hair is just so wrong. So wrong.

Weird Al looks like Hugh Grant. So glad beards are making a comeback. "Whatsa matter wif ya boy, why'd ya shave your beard? Was the weight of manhood too heavy for ya?"

NO TOM SELLECK NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

IN & OUT! EXACTLY 15 YEARS, 11 MONTHS, AND 22 DAYS AGO!

He does it for parts sometimes, y'know? Kind of like all the other people on this list (except Weird Al).

Also isn't the weird al one more just him without his long curly hair? He's been clean shaven plenty?

So chuck norris without his beard is... Tim Allen?

11. Louie CK (reminds me of a balder ginge Bradley Whitford)

*Also Jon H Benjamin.

He looks like Thomas Lennon.

Ahhh! AHHHH! It's just wrong!

There's just something... *not right* about Tom Selleck without his facial hair.
Especially in that picture. When I saw that, I had the same feeling in my gut as I did when that "actresses without teeth" thing was going around.

Well, I suspect that photo was from around the time of In & Out, and I also feel ooky about Kevin Kline without facial hair. Kline just spends more time without his.

Spot on comparison.

That is some freaky shit.

What are you talking about?? I'm one for the beards, so I was ready to wholeheartedly get on board with this post- But then I saw it.... Not too bad!! Other than John Oates... but then again, I think he's creepy either way.

I'm okay with Mantzoukas looking different because Rafi freaks me out at the best of times. What next? Seth Rogen with no sideburns? Shudder.

No one will ever convince me to like any form of facial hair on men, not even stubble. Crap, I think even Offerman looks cute without the mustache.

I'm sorry, Nick Offerman without a beard is a crime against nature.

I dunno. I suspect Mullally married Offerman while he was clean-shaven.

But still, I'd work it out either way, somehow.

Such a sweet little baby face. Mama knew what she was doing when she picked that one out for her very own. On the other hand, the facial hair makes it seem as though he's closer to her age rather than twelve years younger. (To be fair, this episode of "Will & Grace" was from 2001, and they didn't get married until 2003.)

On the other hand, the facial hair makes it seem as though he's closer to her age rather than twelve years younger.

OK, I didn't know that. Mind. Blown.

Yup. Miss Megan is 54.

The lady has good genes.

It is duly noted.

;-)

I used to feel that way, and then I became single in my 30's and realized I was going to have to learn to love the facial hair if I wanted to continue dating men.

I'm not adverse to the stubble, especially the patch on the chin that seems to push some kind of erotic trigger in me. Weird. Because I really hate facial hair usually.

Or women, once they get past forty! Badump-bump! Tssss! (Sorry, I'm 43 and I recently developed a situation on my chin. It's laugh or never stop crying...)

There, there. Here's some tweezers, a bonbon and your drink of choice. It's going to be ok.

I would still be having the sexing with most of them. Sexing long enough to grow all the facial fur back out.

I am rolling in the deep over that Jesse Tyler Ferguson picture.

I'm not going to say this post ruined my day, but...

Sam Elliott without facial hair looks like Henry Ian Cusick.

Yup, I have to agree about Tom Sellick (spelling?)

Sam Elliot without a mustache? I don't understand how the universe works any more.

Chuck Norris looks like my aunt Wanda

Chuck Norris looks like EVERYONE'S aunt Wanda.

Chuck Norris is everyone's Aunt Wanda. Now let's travel back six years and bring back Chuck facts.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson looks fine without facial hair. I saw Spelling Bee on Broadway enough to know that A) he should have been nominated and B) he looked just fine with nothing on his face. Now, he did look terrible with that (pictured) intentionally wild little kid with undiagnosed behavioral disorder hair, but that was a contractual choice. It was randomly spiked and matted around the time of that photo to play a very awkward child character as an adult.

Am I the only one who thinks Jesse Tyler Ferguson is a ridiculous child actor's name? I hate it. He should have dropped the three name thin when he graduated from the Disney/nickelodeon show I assume he started on. You're over 30, act it.

I always forget how much Weird Al looks like an even-eyed David Tennant without a beard.

You know what, he looks like a perfectly reasonable human being. His hairstyle's a little tall for normalcy, but honestly he looks an awful lot like a less-skeevy Hugh Grant. One who bathes.

Or a young Rob Brydon: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm15...

Nope. Idris Elba's always hot.

Hot, yes, but ordinary. The goatee gives him a rakish air that just ups the hotness quotient to 11.

Sheeeit. Idris could still get it if he shaved his pubes! And his legs!

EEEEEEW.

How dare you even suggest it?

Don't even try to lie. You know you still would.

If I wanted something that looked like it hadn't been through puberty, I'd willfully sterilize myself.

You know you're wrong for that.

But Weird Al hasn't had facial hair for years. It's mostly the shortness of his hair that's making him look strange in that picture.

Correction. He GENERALLY goes clean-shaven now, but he does still grow it out on occasion.

You know, not all of us are fans of the facial hair (especially the mustache). These pics (especially Weird Al, oh my God) made a lot of these guys cross the line from "talented" to "dayum".

Have a feeling I'm in the minority on this one, though.

I'm also in the minority here. Galifinakis and Nick Offerman look.. stunning without all that stuff on their faces.

The beard shall not pass ! And the moustache (especially the one of porn-persuasion) must be remanded to the deepest pits of the earth, where it will thrive in the darkness, feeding off grubs and other creatures weak and low… and hopefully not rise ever ever again.

Too bad for you!

In the words of Michael Jackson, "You are not alone. I am here with you..."

Your words seem a bit, um, unreassuring.

I love me some beardless Mantzoukas. The beard thing - like fetch - just isn't going to happen, but I'd take him however I can get him since he's in my personal Top 10.

Awwww...Weird Al looks adorable in that picture

Agreed. He also looks younger, which makes me wonder when that photo was taken. Either way, an improvement.

That's definitely an old photo but he's still aging incredibly well but he still has that terrible long hair.

It's from an old promo image. He did a "Weird Al Unplugged" skit where he late-'90d all over himself as a joke.

Very male-model Yankovic.

eh, Mantzouks can still get it

Gonna disagree with you on Galifianakis. He looks like a real gentleman in that picture, and if I didn't know who he was, I would think he's a nice-looking guy.

In other news, I am alarmed and dismayed by that Chuck Norris photo.

Disagree all you want, you're still WRONG. Which is not to say that I would kick clean-shaven Zach out of bed...

But she's correct about Norris, I mean, Aunt Wanda.

Ditto, Galifianakis looks alarmingly dapper

I kind of like clean shaven Weird Al. The rest look wrong. Sam Elliott without the mustache is heretical. That image should be burned and replaced with this one:

Even without that magnificent mustache, he's got the most magnificent voice. He can read the phone book to me and I'd have trouble breathing.

Sam Elliot in Tombstone, with the giant 'stache, but groomed and wearing his cowboy Sunday best ... I'm breathing fast just thinking about it.

Thank you. That other thing never happened.

All photographs should be burned and replaced with that one.