By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (31)
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Posted by: malikvlc at October 19, 2011 11:06 AM
And a cheery good morning to you, too.
Posted by: Corvus at October 19, 2011 11:07 AM
dude,
clowns are never ever ever sexy.
NEVER!
Posted by: glittergirl at October 19, 2011 11:09 AM
Neither.
Worse though is my nieces use of some Zombifying photo ap that turned who 1 year old into a blood drooling, undead being. "Hey y'all!! Look at my undead baby that I named after Malachi from Children of the Corn, but I spelled it with a K and an ii!! Isn't he cute? Thx God 4 hm!!!! Luv U spshl Moms! Get bettrr! Luv U! Malakii TreBonVoyage 4evr! Repost if U luv ur bby!!!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by: Agogagogo at October 19, 2011 11:10 AM
Au contraire, clowns are ALWAYS sexy.
Posted by: nosio at October 19, 2011 11:13 AM
My name is TK and I approve THE FUCK out of this post. Nicely done.
Posted by: TK at October 19, 2011 11:14 AM
Mmmmm...zombie Alice....
Not sure about the dark fairy thing...she looks like she'd just be annoying.
Neck wound goth chick w/ axe is cute, but I'm still trying to figure out how she got the neck wound from the hangman's noose... #mixedmessages
The girls in the green light could be cute, but the one on the left looks a little "post-op". I'd have to check for an Adam's apple first...
And the Jenna Jameson thing speaks for itself, really.
Posted by: NateS1973 at October 19, 2011 11:15 AM
I'm with TK. (guh, I feel dirty just saying that)I'm experiencing no confusion whatsoever.
Posted by: admin at October 19, 2011 11:17 AM
Those were all supposed to be hot right?
Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at October 19, 2011 11:20 AM
No.
Posted by: Samantha at October 19, 2011 11:23 AM
I gasped and then I laughed and laughed.
I love it when Dustin fu*ks with us!
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 19, 2011 11:27 AM
WTF???
Posted by: sunburn at October 19, 2011 11:32 AM
Jersey Shore season 9?
Posted by: Mrcreosote at October 19, 2011 11:46 AM
Will ya quit with the motherfucken clowns already! Especially the one dripping blood from his mouth.
Posted by: pem at October 19, 2011 11:53 AM
I skipped straight to the comment section without seeing any of the pics. I feel comfortable with that decision. You bitches are awesome.
Posted by: Patty O'Green at October 19, 2011 11:55 AM
Neither. I will never understand how blood can be "sexy."
Posted by: Todd at October 19, 2011 11:57 AM
Terrifuckingfying. Fuckers.
Posted by: Nieve 'The Threadkiller Queen' at October 19, 2011 12:13 PM
Clowns are not sexy.
Zombies, never sexy.
Hot chicks as zombies clowns are the anti-sexy. I wouldn't even want to know one.
Posted by: Meander at October 19, 2011 12:21 PM
Zombie Alice is pretty freaking hot. And this served to remind me I still (somehow) have not seen Zombie Strippers. I need to up that on my Action Items.
Posted by: TylerDFC at October 19, 2011 12:28 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Jay at October 19, 2011 1:00 PM
Okay, this with the dead actors posthumously released movies... It is not quite Day of the Dead (Dia de los Muertos) so I guess you guys are getting ready early?
Posted by: MRod at October 19, 2011 1:22 PM
Todd.
Picture Bella Swan. Now picture her being strangled with the umbilical chord of her vampire baby as it claws its way out of her uterus through her stomach, erupting out like the sparkle magic fabulous gay brother to an alien chest burster.
If that's not sexy I don't know what is.
Posted by: Yankee Sodomite at October 19, 2011 1:27 PM
I'll just leave this right here...
http://everyoneunderstandstheknife.tumblr.com/post/11657663692
Posted by: AmbroseKalifornia at October 19, 2011 1:31 PM
I'd do the Alice one.
Posted by: sal at October 19, 2011 1:32 PM
When the Wind Blows (1986)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090315/
Posted by: LwoodPDowd at October 19, 2011 1:53 PM
oops wrong thread
Posted by: LwoodPDowd at October 19, 2011 1:53 PM
Alice = yes (Whooooo are Are-a-youuuuuuu....? - maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.)
The only "clown" that will ever be sexy is Harley Quinn.
Posted by: thecloofer at October 19, 2011 2:20 PM
I guess lady libidos don't get confused. Unless you think some of us are actually turned on by clowns. There may be some sick bitches out there with a clown fetish, but I ain't one of them.
Posted by: Slash at October 19, 2011 3:37 PM
2, 5, 8, 12, and 15. i'll take them all!
Posted by: The Minn at October 19, 2011 8:07 PM
And the creepy part is he starts counting after the header pic!
Posted by: Johnnyboy at October 19, 2011 11:13 PM
BTW, is it just me, or does anyone else find that blood-dripping-from-the-mouth-clown somewhat reminiscent of Mitt Romney?
And who is that one anyway?
Posted by: Johnnyboy at October 19, 2011 11:36 PM
I'm so torn!
On the one hand: all the clowns/zombie clowns are male. Since I'm hetero, there is no attraction. Since they're undead AND clowns, zilch on the attraction-ometer.
On the other hand: Zombie babes...
Well played, Mr. Rowles. Well played...