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Wikileaks October Surprise Focuses on the Real Issues: The Connection Between Blink-182 and Aliens

By Courtney Enlow | Politics | October 12, 2016 | Comments ()

By Courtney Enlow | Politics | October 12, 2016 |


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So Wikileaks delivered its October surprise and it’s predictably a sad trombone of “yeah. Politics.” And also risotto.

But one thing stood out as a potential game-changer. Because one man dared to finally say, “damn the man, where my aliens at?” And that man was Tom DeLonge from Blink-182.

At least twice, he reached out to Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager John Podesta to request meetings to introduce his contacts regarding their “sensitive topic.” Basically, networking with his alien friends.

Date: 2015-10-26 23:13 Subject: Important things-

Hi John- Tom DeLonge here, The one who interviewed you for that special documentary not to long ago. Things are moving with the project. The Novels, Films and NonFiction works are blooming and finishing. Just had a preliminary meeting with Spielberg’s Chief Operating Officer at DreamWorks. More meetings are now on the books- I would like to bring two very “important” people out to meet you in DC. I think you will find them very interesting, as they were principal leadership relating to our sensitive topic. Both were in charge of most fragile divisions, as it relates to Classified Science and DOD topics. Other words, these are A-Level officials. Worth our time, and as well the investment to bring all the way out to you. I just need 2 hours from you. Just looking to have a casual, and private conversation in person.

Aliens. That means aliens.

DeLonge emailed Podesta again in January with a potential resource for “their” project. (We don’t seem to have any responses or reactions from Podesta because, you know, nonsense.)

Date: 2016-01-25 16:04 Subject: General McCasland

He mentioned he’s a “skeptic”, he’s not. I’ve been working with him for four months. I just got done giving him a four hour presentation on the entire project a few weeks ago. Trust me, the advice is already been happening on how to do all this. He just has to say that out loud, but he is very, very aware- as he was in charge of all of the stuff. When Roswell crashed, they shipped it to the laboratory at Wright Patterson Air Force Base. General McCasland was in charge of that exact laboratory up to a couple years ago. He not only knows what I’m trying to achieve, he helped assemble my advisory team. He’s a very important man.

I want you to all think about the spectrum of nonsense Podesta and the whole Clinton campaign have had to deal with. Trump, emails, FUCKING ALIENS.

Of course, if you’re a garbage person, you probably noticed that the word “aliens” has two meanings in garbagespeak. Breitbart sure did.

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It’s not actually *that* random that DeLonge would reach out to Podesta regarding this topic. After he stepped down as President Obama’s senior advisor, Podesta declared not disclosing UFO files his “biggest failure” of 2014.”

And we all know Bill Clinton fucking loves aliens.


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