Twitter Took Trumpelstiltskin's "Easy D" and Ran With It
The one dude in the White House tweeted this today:
Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017
Obviously, everyone started wondering if ol whatshisname even knew what the rest of us know: Easy D is about that DIIIIIICK. So Twitter did what it does best: It mocked the shit out of the strange tweet.
I used to get Easy D all the time before the Bowling Green Massacre.— Kaiser@Celebitchy (@KaiseratCB) February 8, 2017
GOP rapper names— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 8, 2017
Trump: Easy D
DeVos: Betsy Rick Ross
Spicer: Spice Cube
Sessions: The Notorious B.I.G.O.T.
Bannon: Bloatface Hitlah
*Sean Spicer stares into his bathroom mirror*— Carlos Maza (@gaywonk) February 8, 2017
SPICER: Easy D. You can do this. It's not funny, it's serious. Easy D. You can do this.
Coincidentally, "Easy D" is the nickname now given to all children in Betsy DeVos' public school system.— Cynthia McCabe (@crkmccabe) February 8, 2017
She was told she needed to wait for the easy D. Nevertheless, she persisted.— Zach Heltzel (@zachheltzel) February 8, 2017
Easy D, of course, refers to Frederick "Easy" Douglass, who we are waiting to be recognized more and more for his smooth contributions— tom mckay (@thetomzone) February 8, 2017
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