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World's Dumbest Conservative Caught On Camera Reporting a Fake Death Threat to Police

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | March 13, 2019 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | March 13, 2019 |


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You guys remember Jacob Wohl, right? The far-right conservative who tried to pay women to falsely accuse Robert Mueller of sexual misconduct, was caught red-handed in that lie, had his publication pull the story, and then still went on to hold a sparsely attended press conference announcing the accusations. At that press conference, Wohl’s “attorney” spoke with his fly down.

It was amazing! And for anyone with a goddamn shred of dignity, it would have been humiliating enough to end his career. But not Jacob Wohl! It was barely even a setback, although last month, he was permanently banned by Twitter for PUBLICLY bragging that he would create fake social media accounts ahead of the 2020 election to steer votes toward what he perceived as weaker Democratic candidates to improve Trump’s chances of re-election. The Twitter account of Surefire Intelligence was also banned — recall, Surefire Intelligence was the “investigation firm” that dug up the “allegations” against Robert Mueller, only when someone looked up Surefire Intelligence’s domain, it listed the phone number of Wohl’s mother.

This guy may be the dumbest man on the planet.

But it gets better! Of late, Jacob Wohl and Laura Loomer — the right-wing nutjob also permanently banned from Twitter, who once jumped the wall at Nancy Pelosi’s house to … prove the effectiveness of a border wall — are “investigating” Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, basically claiming that, I dunno, something about how she is using the Minnesota Police force to enforce Sharia Law and that he’s had to hire security to protect himself.

He also had a press conference at CPAC a couple of weeks ago that was not at CPAC, so much as it was outside the building where CPAC was being held, because even CPAC disavowed Wohl.

Anyway, as part of this investigation, Jacob Wohl produced a “documentary” of sorts, and in that documentary, he reports a death threat to the police. He does this on camera. The catch? The death threat came from a Twitter account that Wohl created himself as part of his Mueller hoax a while back.

Yep. Jacob Wohl is that dumb. Less than a week after Jussie Smollett was indicted on 16 counts, Jacob Wohl pulled a Smollet ON CAMERA.

Clearly, the only way to end this guy’s career is to put him in jail, which is exactly where he should be going now.



Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here or follow him on Twitter.



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