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I Don't Think Black Voters Like Donald Trump Very Much, You Guys!

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | August 30, 2016 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | August 30, 2016 |






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With his weak support among African-American voters, Donald Trump has spent the last couple of weeks working really hard to reach out to black voters:

Hey guys! I don’t think it’s working.

I’m really surprised by this. I mean, “It can’t get any worse, what have you got to lose” seemed like such a promising new strategy for Donald Trump, and yet, the GOP nominee is polling worse than: Bedbugs, Ryan Lochte, personal injury lawyers, junk mail, mosquitos, and carnies!

Dear Donald Trump: Black voters also prefer the bubonic plague to you.

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Think about that: Black voters would literally rather cough blood and walk around with egg-sized swelling in their groin than vote for you.

Dustin Rowles would like to apologize for that ghastly image of Donald Trump last week. I promise not to post anymore photos of him in the near future. Meanwhile, here’s Kiersey Clemons. She’s gonna be in The Flash and Justice League and also the Flatliners reboot with Nina Dobrev and Ellen Page.


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