How to Cope When Donald Trump Has Made Life Actually Intolerable

By Courtney Enlow | Politics | August 2, 2016 | Comments ()

By Courtney Enlow | Politics | August 2, 2016 |


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Oh, my stars, look. It’s a day. That means Donald Trump said a thing.

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It was likely a lie/demonstrably inaccurate/some form of hate speech/moronic.

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Because he is a liar, demonstrably inaccurate at all times, hateful and a moron.

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You may take a moment to let that set in.

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Though at this point, anything Trump related probably elicits at the most a dull hum because you’re now dead inside.

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Because it is endless and eternal.

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And while we can hope for November, we know it won’t truly end then, because he and his followers have been emboldened to remain awful forever.

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And then you’ve got high school acquaintances posting pro-Trump bullshit on Facebook.

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Maybe even people you actually love, like friends or family members.

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God forbid, even your partner might question if Hillary is truly any better than Trump.

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“I mean, they’re both equally bad. I don’t know who’s worse.”

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“The lesser of two evils is still evil.”

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“I mean, you have your opinion and I have mine, and mine just happens to completely ignore anyone who isn’t a white cisgender male far above the poverty line. Also the real enemy is political correctness.”

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Because this entire year has been an exercise in “what would happen if I just shoved a Molotov cocktail up my asshole and waited a few seconds?” Nonstop pain, confusion, regret and general uncertainty of what is going on and what will come next.

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At a certain point, you stop being able to feel surprise, or horror, or despair, or anything.

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And you start to feel powerless and like letting go of hope entirely.

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But, like, we really need to win this one.

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It won’t be the answer to all our problems.

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But a whole lot more is at stake.

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So, let’s just try to make it through. Take care of yourselves.

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And let’s all take care of each other.

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And let’s do this.

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