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Assigning Campaign Songs For This Year's Republican And Democrat Presidential Hopefuls

By Jodi Smith | Politics | February 29, 2016 | Comments ()

By Jodi Smith | Politics | February 29, 2016 |


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Jeb Bush - “Hand Me Down” The Wallflowers
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Key lyrics: “You’re a hand me down/It’s better when you’re not around/You feel good and you look like you should/But you will never make us proud”

Dr. Ben Carson - “Miracles” Insane Clown Posse
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Key lyrics: “Fucking magnets, how do they work?/And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist/Y’all motherfuckers lying/and getting me pissed”

Ted Cruz - “Don’t Drink the Water” Dave Matthews Band
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Key lyrics: “I live with my justice/I live with my greedy need/I live with no mercy”

Drumpf - “All I Do Is Win” DJ Khaled feat. Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain & Snoop Dogg
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Key lyrics: “All I do is win, win, win no matter what/got money on my mind I can never get enough”

Marco Rubio - “Our Babies (Part II)” Saigon
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Key lyrics: “Look, the other day/I seen a girl acting like a boy/Then I seen a little boy acting like a girl / People try to tell me it’s just a way of the world!/It’s a crazy world!”

Hillary Clinton - “Hard Out Here” Lily Allen
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Key lyrics: “Sometimes it’s hard to find the words to say/I’ll go ahead and say them anyway/Forget your balls and grow a pair of tits/It’s hard, it’s hard, it’s hard out here for a bitch”

Bernie Sanders - “Renegades of Funk” Rage Against the Machine
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Key lyrics: “We’re the renegades we’re the people/With our own philosophies/We change the course of history/Everyday people like you and me”


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