An Entirely NSFW Goodbye And Good Riddance To Boris Johnson, Mayor Of London

By Petr Knava | Politics | May 6, 2016 | Comments ()

By Petr Knava | Politics | May 6, 2016 |


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Y’all might not be aware of it so much, what with your colossal and colourful shitshow, but there be some politics happening on this side of the pond too!

Yeah, a whole bunch of politics. Local elections to be specific. So nothing so dramatic as a General Election, but still super important though. We tried to call it Super Thursday but we just don’t have as good a PR team as you lot, so it didn’t really stick.

You might be aware that we are currently lorded over by an immoral, mercenary bunch of pig-fucking dolts. Pushing an economically discredited ideological doctrine that punishes all but the top tier of society, causing the first all-out strike in NHS history, and foisting policies on the country that they have no mandate to foist are just some of their greatest hits.

But, well, no, I’m not gonna get into that here. Or into yesterday’s elections in fact. It’s Friday and I am far too tired to counter every single distortion, misdirection, and flat-out lie printed by the mainstream media.

Instead I’m just gonna focus on one unalloyed bit of Pure Good and say goodbye and good fucking riddance to our outgoing Mayor of London. The dangerous and ambitious ideologue dressed up in an affable clown costume, Boris Johnson. Your term is up. Goodbye, you absolute prick!
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I’m not even gonna get into your potential future Tory leadership bid. Just fuckity-bye, you stratospheric cockwomble!
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See you later, you twisted bellend!
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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out you howling posh turdmonkey!
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Well? Sod off then, you 100% proof fuckpuddle!
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You still here? Fuck off, you racist cocksparrow!
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And do not fucking come back.

You infected knobhead.


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Petr Knava lives in London and plays music


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