Joffrey Bieber Is Still F**king with Legolas, and Fox News Host Calls The Bachelorette A Slut On TV

By Geek Girl Diva | Pajiba Storytellers | July 31, 2014 | Comments ()


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Asshole at Fox called The Bachelorette’s Andi Dorfman a slut. No bush beating. Straight up slut. At least his co-hosts called him out on it. (Celebitchy)

Charlize Theron’s friends are allegedly warning her away from marrying Sean Penn. RUN CHARLIZE. (DListed)

Here’s the first The Leftovers theory of the season. Let’s hope its part of a trend. (Uproxx)

James Franco can’t fool Stephen Colbert. Not for a second. (Vulture)

Chris Pratt flashed his penis at Amy Poehler and it’s on TV. Amy’s shocked face is priceless. (Crushable)

Shout out to my Star Wars nerds. This story on how ‘Star Wars Rebels’ links to the original trilogy and matches existing canon. I am SO EXCITED FOR THIS SHOW. (/Film)

The Biebs upped his douche-uh-tude and posted a pic of Orlando Bloom. I’m heartened by people’s replies to him. Well, most of them. (The Superficial)

Lea Michele’s filming Sons Of Anarchy. No singing from what I can tell, unless she’s a singing, chain-smoking waitress. (Lainey Gossip)

While you may think a zombie is a zombie over on the Walking Dead, there’s some actual thought behind those zombies and how they look. Decomposition, ‘yall, it’s happening on a schedule. BTW - thanks for the pics, Dustin. Now I wanna barf. (WG)

When Bjork goes out in public, it is glorious. Business Bjork is a glory to behold. (GFY)

Someone dug up an old video from ‘97 that teaches you how to “Cybersex on the Internet” (as opposed to cybersexing in person?) and, as someone, who actually was cybersexing on AOL at the time, I’m calling bullshit! Also, disappearing sweater FTW. (The Mary Sue)

Today in WTF, a language school fired one of their blogger for writing about homophones because they thought people would think he meant gay sex. Because, apparently, they’re idiots there. (Gawker)

I adore the band Pomplamoose and this is a great little list of new videos they did for sings they’re covering on their new album. I was going to post “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” because I LOVE Nataly Dawn’s vocals, but it also made me all snotfaced. So, I’m going with the WHAM! cover. Because, WHAM!



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