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You Need More Reasons To Love Jennifer Lawrence, Right? (Here Are 20 Of Them)

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | July 29, 2013 | Comments ()


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Poor Tara Reid has been rejected for a returning role in the Sharknado sequel. I hate to say it (really, I do -- because you people seem oddly enthusiastic about the movie), but Tara will probably have the last (drunken) laugh when people decide not to bother watching the second movie at all. (TMZ)

In slightly more positive casting news, Ben Foster is said to be in final talks to play "troubled" cyclist Lance Armstrong in the inevitable biopic. (Film School Rejects)

Dustin's obsessive adoration with The Newsroom shows a crack. It's a small one, but it's there! (WG)

Guys, we really shouldn't dismiss young actors like Zac Efron so quickly. Who would have ever thought Joseph Gordon Levitt would turn out to be such a huge talent? (Unreality)

plflowers1.jpgFlowers in the Attic is being remade and will star Heather Graham and Ellen Burstyn. This time, the story will get the Lifetime treatment. (Celebitchy)

On that note ... oh hell. V.C. Andrews' most famous book has a new cover that really ramps up the incest factor. (HuffPo)

The Lone Ranger now has its own pr0n parody, and "Tonto" is now a chick. (Film Drunk)

Brangelina has graced Japan with its holy presence. So much pretty. (DListed)

Here's an enlightening list of things you can choose to do with your ashes when opting for cremation over burial. You can be turned into a tree! (Mental Floss)

New Zealand has banned a man who has lived there since 2007 from citizenship because he's too fat. (Gawker)

Want a ton of spoilers for The Avengers: Age of Ultron? Help yourself. (Vulture)

This list of 20 signs that Jennifer Lawrence is your spirit animal is pretty amazing. (Buzzfeed)

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Good news for crazy ladies (and dudes) without a cat. A cure for cat allergies might be close at hand. (The Mary Sue)

Ryan Gosling "reacts" to his rumored casting in the upcoming, ill-advised Star Wars sequel. (Videogum)

It's a damn good thing that Rita Ora can sing because she certainly cannot dress. (Go Fug Yourself)

Diablo Cody's directorial debut looks pretty quirky and stars Julianne Hough along with Russell Brand. (Slashfilm)

Because I couldn't locate any cute dog videos for you, here's a hopeful second: Chris Evans in the Snowpiercer trailer. Hmm, needs more ass.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at celebitchy.com.



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  • Morgan_LaFai

    "The Lone Ranger now has its own pr0n parody, and "Tonto" is now a chick."

    I read that typo phonetically and am no imagining an underworld adventure where a prawn has to play dead and his guide is a chicken, cause that could be kind of awesome. Oh the adventures a prawn and chicken could get into in the briny deep. I do have some concerns as to how the chicken can survive, but I am sure some sort of air bubble can be arranged.

  • Yocean

    I disagree with that article about not prematurely judging Efron. JGL, Going and Leo were all good from the early roles in their 20's or teen. As in they could act. Leo was nominated for Academy award way before Titanic. Efron on the other hand has done nothing that shows he could act out of a mouth-eared paper bag. Sure, he tried to be edgey w Paper Boy, which I hear is really bad movie, made more so not in spite of Efron but becaus of his abismal soullessness. So, no, he had few chances and he won't ever escape the scorn of laughter. He did not earn out respect or patience in any way imaginable. So, HELL NO on him as a Sole Spawn.

  • googergieger

    Chris Evans isn't even in the top ten reasons to watch Snowpiercer.

  • APOCooter

    Did that dude really just try and compare High School Musical to freaking 10 Things I Hate About You?

    Also, apropos of nothing, and having never seen anything from The Notebook other than that scene (you know the one I'm talking about) I would kill to be Ryan Gosling.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I am 98% sure that I could do that thing with my mouth that Ms. Lawrence is doing with hers. Plus I can wiggle my nose like a bunny. Your move, JLaw.

  • Three_nineteen

    JGL was really good in 3rd Rock From the Sun, which was a great show. 10 Things I Hate About You was not really my cup of tea, but decent enough. I see no parallels with Zac Efron or his career.

  • trixie

    I want Jennifer Lawrence to be my best friend! She's so cute!

  • Bodhi

    That Flowers in the Attic cover is so, so wrong

  • BlackRabbit

    The original attic-face covers always amused me, even as a kid. They were like advent calendars!

  • AnnaKendrick'sLoveMuffin

    By 'the Lifetime treatment' you mean writing a new first hour of the movie to sjow how a man is at fault for the "situation"?

  • AgLexington

    I'm a married lady, but I would drop my husband (sorry babe (not really)) so fast if I had a shot with Jennifer Lawrence.

  • chanohack

    She may be the only of my ten freebies that I am totally serious about. (Sorry boyfriend (not really).)

  • Giddily greenlighting a Sharknado sequel is the same kind of thinking behind the idea that whatever is trending on twitter REALLY MATTERS YOU GUYS. Unless SyFy can shit this thing out by next Thursday (probably possible) I think they are going to get a sizeable reality check about the attention span of the twittersphere (and yes, I'm booing myself for even using that term). Camp is all well and good and once in a while when we're REALLY bored we'll all play along. But no one wants to watch "I Love the 00's!" in 2010. In other words, don't get greedy, SyFy.

  • Batesian

    SyFy, what are you thinking? Dropping Tara Reid from Sharknado would be like dumping Corbin Bleu from the High School Musical franchise.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    I don't know what any of these words mean.

    And I like that.

  • Batesian

    Tara Reid probably said much the same thing when she read the Sharknado script.

    Or any script, I imagine.

  • lowercase_ryan

    Dustin is SPOT ON RIGHT!! The Killing has gotten good, so good!

    Last night's episode shook me more than the finale to Rectify. Which, while I wasn't as into as much as some, I recognized it as a moving episode. But for me, last night was just amazing. Peter Sarsgaard, just...dammit, I wish you had all been watching.

    If things wrap up like they should next week, then I will believe Veena Sud has learned her lesson and this show will be a must watch for a couple of more seasons.

  • koko temur

    The Killing delivered the best episode on all tv this week, and i'm not kidding either. I quit on it a season ago, i am as surprised as anyone.

  • kirivinokur

    Am I the only one who thinks The Killing's always been good?

  • lowercase_ryan

    Second season writing lost it's way, but I've always been a fan of the actors.

  • koko temur

    Great minds etc etc

  • koko temur

    the acting was always spectacular. The writing needed a little focus, and now it finally got it.

  • lowercase_ryan

    last night was soooooooo freaking good.

  • Maguita NYC

    Urgh. Another show to add to my list?

  • koko temur

    it's the golden age of televesion, deal with it.

    (but not before orange is the new black, dhoom 2 and wonders of the solar system!)

  • Maguita NYC

    Yes Ma'm. Let's start hoping for rainy days, because I cannot stay inside watching teevee while it's sunny outside.

  • lowercase_ryan

    yes

  • Maguita NYC

    yes

  • koko temur

    yes?

  • Maguita NYC

    .COM

  • lowercase_ryan

    .COOOOOOOOOOOM

  • koko temur

    are we having cyber sex? because if i do, i need more detailed description.

  • Maguita NYC

    I am awful and could not resist the teasing.

  • koko temur

    Yeah you are!!

  • Maguita NYC

    But you love me anyways!

  • koko temur

    Of course. Gay marriage is forever, not like that flimsy straight crap.

  • lowercase_ryan

    NOOOOOOOOO, I mean maybe you two are. I'm just sitting here behaving myself. Until I'm asked not to.

  • Maguita NYC

    Because you deserve it.

  • lowercase_ryan

    <3

  • lowercase_ryan

    I suspect Tara Reid isn't in a financial position that allows her to laugh at any missed income.

  • googergieger

    I don't know, about that. The other day she was washing my car and telling me how overrated money was. So you know, she could be laughing. Drunk people laugh all the time after all.

  • lowercase_ryan

    All the upvotes

  • Maguita NYC

    The Snowpiercer looks amazing! About time Chris Evans got something in between superhero and super-cheeso.

    Also, "Amazing things your Ashes can do after you Die". I'd want to be a Human DNA Tree.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Show up at a rummage sale? Just this past weekend, I came across a sealed package from a pet crematorium with a shipping label on it, and clearly noting Feline/F.

    I suggested that the thrift shop remove that. Because I don't want to know the kind of person who would buy it.

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