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You Better Click On Today's Pajiba Love Unless You Want End Up In The... DANGER ZONE

By TK | Pajiba Love | March 29, 2013 | Comments ()


Hello again, my little snowflakes. Yes, once again you're blessed with my Pajiba Love stylings twice in one month. It's because I just have so much love to give. Also, one of these links is secretly a bomb filled with feces. Good luck.

Feces bombs aside, I like to think that I'm a pretty good father. And then sons of motherless goats like this guy show up and put us all to shame with (wait for it) a Calvin & Hobbes themed nursery - complete with tree fort. Sorry, Mini-TK, you're gonna have to live with your Very Hungry Caterpillar room. (Gizmodo)

Now that we've created a Pajiba Gamers Facebook page, I know that there are a substantial number of gamers among you. Well, it's worth knowing that most of you (myself included) are fucking insane, especially when it comes to the wonderful Mass Effect Series. (Cinema Blend)

Speaking of insane? This leather Cthulhu mask is insane... ly awesome. Sadly, it sold on Wednesday, and not to me. I'd have worn this thing every day, and hopefully it would have driven everyone around me to run screaming. (Etsy)

You know what makes me want to run away screaming? The bus. This comic perfectly sums up why I loathe public transportation. Strangers give me the heeber jeebers, man. (Chuck & Beans)

Also likely to cause screaming? The Governor from "The Walking Dead." In case you forgot why he's such a terrible person, here are a few reminders. (Warming Glow)

Li'l more Glow for you: I say this without any exaggeration: "The View" aside, Barbara Walters is one of the greatest women in entertainment history -- she's absolutely one of the true trailblazers. She's also retiring at an astonishing 85 years young. Our man Dustin gives her a fitting retrospective. (Warming Glow)

And at the other end of the spectrum: Britney Spears. Born-again virgin. No punchline required. (Celebitchy)

I swiped a couple of these next links from the ever-active Pajiba Facebook page, which you should catch up with. First, a list of words we should absolutely bring back. You guys, I need the word "cockalorum" in my life. (Buzzfeed)

This week's fresh new hell is famous actresses without teeth. You're so very welcome. (Pleated Jeans)

Sadly, Ashley Judd is not going to run for the Kentucky senate seat, and the Republican party is likely devastated because they thought she'd be their version of Todd Akin/Joe Walsh/Allen West/Richard Mourdock/I'll stop now. Of course, the idea was faulty to start with because Judd isn't, you know, a raving, ignorant idiot. (Slate)

While we're on gay rights (sort of), since this is kind of a big week for 'em, here's an excellent breakdown/take-down of Roberts and Scalian's hijinks with regard to the DOMA challenge. (Angry Black Lady Chronicles)

Let's keep it going: gamer nerd/gay rights advocate/cool guy/NFL punter Chris Kluwe was on Aisha Tyler's excellent Girl On Guy podcast this week. I highly recommend giving it a listen. (Girl On Guy)

Oh, and... Lana. LANA. LANAAAAA!!!! Danger zone -- the supercut. Yuuuuup. (Unreality)

YOU GUYS. "Game Of Thrones" comes back ON SUN-FUCKING-DAY (FYI, this season's recaps will now run on Mondays, not Tuesdays). And here's a lookie at the dragons. FIRE AND BLOOD, PEOPLE.

Finally, Dan Carlson put it best regarding this one: "I can't believe I'm naive enough to think "I've probably seen the weirdest thing on the Internet." Every time I think that, I am proven horribly wrong." This wackadoo (HIS. HAIR.) has what is likely the world's largest collection of VCRs. I know that doesn't really sell it, but this kind of dedicated crazy must be seen to be believed. Keep in mind, folks, this gentleman has over 1,600 videos up on Youtube. No, no, please - don't thank me.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • AudioSuede

    I just made the mistake of watching another of that VCR guy's videos, and I can now say I've seen his bare ass and know what his face looks like when he's sleeping, and yes I'm 100% being serious.

  • TK

    I'm still waiting for my thank you.

  • theotherone

    "This wackadoo (HIS. HAIR.) has what is likely the world’s largest collection of VCRs."

    Well at least it's not guns.

  • hippyherb

    Funniest pajiba love in ages. Thanks for the chuckles.

  • dlh

    Oh man, that Calvin & Hobbes tree fort bed. I just realized I've completely failed my son.

  • jptaylorsg

    Really? We waited all this time, and what does Dany say? "I need an army!" We haven't moved past that? Christ

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Now that is putting Photoshop to good use!

  • mairimba

    Ya. I'm going to need you to transcribe that last video for me.

  • Jormis

    Perfectly clear and understandable Finnish English. Just add missing prepositions and articles.

  • Slash

    Damn, Aisha Tyler is gorgeous. And obviously cool.

  • Kayla Eric

    Ella. if you think Daniel`s report is something... on monday I got a brand new Renault 5 from having made $9247 this last 5 weeks and in excess of $10k this past-month. without a doubt its the most comfortable work I have ever had. I started this 5 months ago and pretty much immediately began to bring home more than $76... per-hr. I use the details on this web-site,

  • clancys_daddy


  • Kayla

    I was rather taken by your scheme until you purported to have made less in the last five weeks than you did in the past month. That's some bogus calculation you've got going on there. Anyhoots, I shan't investigate your proposed sham any further, as you are clearly incapable of even reciting your salary.

    Also, who is this Daniel? I'd like to meet him, certainly if he is an upstanding source of viable get-rich-quick schemes, and not in the same league of fucktardation as yourself. And stop calling people by their wrong names; how would you feel if I started just calling you Jerry, eh? Not a nice thought, is it?

  • Jerry


  • I'd just like to clarify that I have no problem with your name; some of my best friends are Jerries.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Would you kindly go fuck yourself?

  • John W


  • BWeaves

    I've been using the word "crapulous" for years.

    a. I didn't know it was an obsolete word.

    b. I thought I'd made it up.

    c. Strangely enough, my made up definition is exactly the same as the real definition:

    "Sick from excessive eating or drinking."

  • The Kilted Yaksman

    It's a perfectly cromulent word.

  • Boothy K

    How has no one said ANYTHING about the weirdest thing on the internet? Wow. Just wow.

  • Cazadora

    That Cthulhu mask would look stunning with a dog collar and spike heels.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Goddammit, Lana! You and your Truckasaurus hands!

  • The Kilted Yaksman

    That mask is weaksauce. The work of the Ukrainian art collective, who calls themselves Bob Basset for some reason, is orders of magnitude more impressive. https://lh6.googleusercontent....

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Yay for new/old words. I'm totally a groaker, so that'll get used. And brabble is the perfect word for this group.

    Huggermugger means something different in my family though. It means to win a game on your first term, named after the board game Huggermugger, which I received for my 15th birthday, and which my brother Charlie, well, huggermuggered.

    (also, yay owls. My life has been lacking owls since Hungover Owls ended)

  • Semilitterate

    "Hugger Mugger" Spenser #27, Robert B Parker, RIP

  • Sara_Tonin00
  • BWeaves

    That Cthulhu mask looks more like a kinky Ood mask. For Cthulhu, I'd expect Hammaconda size tentacles.

  • chanohack

    NO WAY is that mask kinkier than an actual Ood. Ood are nasty.

  • The Kilted Yaksman

    There is a Ukrainian art collective known as Bob Basset, that seems to mostly sell on Ebay, that has what you're looking for .

  • BWeaves

    That's more like Cthulhu! Thanks.

    There's nothing wrong with the Ood mask. I like me some Ood. It's just not what I think of when I think Cthulhu. That Bob Basset mask says Cthulhu to me.

  • llp

    My six year old has recently discovered Calvin and Hobbes. If I show him that, it will blow his tiny mind. And then he will ask me approximately 1 million times for a Calvin and Hobbes room. Nobody wants that.

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