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Yes, We All Fantasize About Slapping Justin Timberlake. Please Don't Ever Actually Do It

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | July 27, 2016 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Pajiba Love | July 27, 2016 |


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Why hasn’t anyone been talking about the important fashion choices of the presidential nominee’s spouse from last night? That pantsuit was, indeed, quite fetching. (Quartz)

Blue Ivy Carter is all of 4 years old, so definitely time for her to get her own PR team, right? (Lainey)

Sure, Justin Timberlake’s energy usually comes off as obnoxiously attention-grabby, but PLEASE, people, whatever you’re imagining doing in your head, don’t act on those fantasies just because you get within arm’s reach of the guy. (Celebitchy)

Stop. Stop whatever you’re doing, including reading these words, and go watch the residents of a New Zealand retirement home reenact the “Shake It Off” video. I swear that whatever you’re imagining, this is infinitely better. May we all be so happy and limber at any age. (DListed)

Get out of here, kale! (Just kidding, kale, I love you.) Cockroach milk is the new grossly Instagrammable superfood. (Grub Street)

So it turns out dedicating yourself to Pokemon Go actually CAN have incredible benefits. Like a free round-the-world vacation, at least if you’re this one guy. (USA Today)

While we’re talking about shutting down naysayers, remember all the people who claimed the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge wasn’t actually doing anything? Silly cynics. (Guardian)

Spoilers inside, but this is a great exploration of why we all love Stranger Things’ Barb so damn much. (Revelist)

Getting to know Tim Kaine, so we can all stop reacting to his name with an Egg-like “Him?” (Uproxx)

Sharks are The Chancellor’s Achilles’ heel. ;For some reason they are this Cannonballer’s irrational fear. Even as a kid it was the one fear he just couldn’t explain. And then he was browsing his library’s new books and saw a graphic novel about sharks and a little girl who was working out her own relationship with her fear/awe of them. ;He knew that Everything is Teeth by Evie Wyld was the book for him. What’s your irrational fear? Maybe Wyld can tackle that next. (Cannonball Read 8)


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