Why Won't More Men Strip Naked In An Effort to Make You Watch Their TV Shows? What? Does Photoshop Not Work on Our Asses?
Speaking of puns, how's this for a great one? (Via That's Nerdalicious)
Who is the best new character of the network television season? You have to click to find out. (WarmingGlow)
Speaking of, Unreality explores the most useless new character of the network television season. (Unreality)
Do you like to vent your spleen on Facebook? Here's a handy guide to how to write the perfectly balanced angry Facebook update. (STFU Parents)
For your reading pleasure, Ken Levine provides the entire backstory to the "Frasier" theme song, and how "Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs" actually does make sense in the context of the show. (Ken Levine)
Marky Mark is endorsing a new product, which gives Vince Mancini an opportunity to crack out his Boston accent. (FilmDrunk)
The two people below are real. They've only been manipulated to look like plastic dolls. There's a whole series of them. I don't quite understand it, but it creeps me out. (Flavorwire)
Scientific fact: If you show a woman a picture of food, she will get fat. If you show a woman a picture of people have sex, she will have sex with you. Hey! I'm not making this up. It's SCIENCE. (Nerve)
That's the thing, though, isn't it? It's a lose-lose proposition. You cannot debate the stay-at-home Mom vs. working mom argument because there is no right answer, no matter what the extenuating circumstances are. So everyone, including Roseanne Barr, should just shut the fuck up about it. (The Daily Beast)
I didn't realize it, but Keira Knightley really does do a lot of underbite acting. (Buzzfeed)
Once they finally get around to making it, Netflix will be releasing all 10 new episodes of "Arrested Development" at the same time. (EW)
I finally got around to getting Instagram last night, and it's kind of ridiculous how stupidly fun it is, but this is probably the best use it will ever get: "Game of Thrones" Instagrammed. (Uproxx)
One and done: Brad Bird is bailing on the Mission Impossible franchise at its peak. Which of these five directors might take over? (The Playlist)
Robert Fure had the testicles to sit down and review twelce (12) ass-kicking Steven Seagall movies. Spoiler alert: They all blow. (FSR)
Neat! Chairs redesigned to look like "The Simpsons" characters. (Laughing Squid)
What are the 50 Most Evil lines in movie history? This list has you covered. (Shortlist)
You want this shirt? You can have it. (Shirtoid)
In case you were wondering, here are 5 Great Jewish Action Movie ideas that Mel Gibson should stay far away from. (ThinkProgress)
Somebody is reading the wrong studies: Orea Cookies dunked in breast milk are good for babies? Really, Oreo? (Adrants)
There's a disturbing trend THAT'S BEEN GOING ON FOREVER of women taking off their clothes in the hopes of making you watch their products. It doesn't work, but we will look at your sophisticated naked pictures. (Allure)
Finally, THIS BOWL IS TOO FUCKING HEAVY.
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