Why the Golden Globes are the Greatest Award Ceremony of All Time (*Kanye shrug*)
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Why the Golden Globes are the Greatest Award Ceremony of All Time (*Kanye shrug*)

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | January 10, 2014 | Comments ()


Stories like these make me so proud to be an Oklahoman: Death by atomic wedgie. (Gawker)

Amanda Knox promises that if an Italian appellate court upholds her conviction, she’s basically going to run like hell: “I’ll become a fugitive.” If she’s lucky, someone will make a reality series of Angel Face on the lam. (Daily Beast)

Here’s a whole bunch of life hacks from the internet that have been put to the test. Because of course you want to learn that you’re doing all the little things in life absolutely wrong. (Mental Floss)

Louis CK has some thoughts on how the American Hustle ice-fishing story ended. It might make you see the entire film in a different light. Or not. (Unreality)

Margot Robbie’s using this Wolf of Wall Street press tour to dress like a giant vagina. (Celebitchy)

Have you eaten lunch yet? Then choose wisely whether or not to look at this photo of Anne Hathaway’s husband sucking off her toes in Mexico. (DListed)

Thank god the Britney Spears Letters of Truth have returned. Now if only she could get those fetching pirate boots back in the game. (Go Fug Yourself)

Dustin is correct: The Golden Globes are the best awards ceremony of every year. Where else can you see Angelina Jolie getting drunk from under-the-table vodka bottles with Tilda Swinton? (WG)

Cormac McCarthy’s ex-wife pulled a gun out of her vagina and aimed it at her current boyfriend. The sheer logistics of this manuever are freaking me out. (Film Drunk)

Aaron Sorkin may or may not be dating Courtney Love. His rep has already denied the charge, but damn. Wouldn’t they make for an interesting “power” couple? (Page Six)

I can’t think of a single Leonardo DiCaprio movie where he doesn’t lose his shit at some point and fly off into some sort of raging fit. Now there’s a quiz that will help you gauge your knowledge of Leo being so upset about everything. (Vulture)

Likewise, big whiny baby and enthusiastic plagiarist Shia LaBeouf threw another temper tantrum. This time, he’s claiming to retire from all public life. Buh bye. (Us)

Kate Upton’s next Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit issue will feature her boobs coming at ya from a zero-gravity chamber. That should be interesting. (HuffPo)

Girls is just now embarking upon its 3rd season, but it’s already been renewed for a 4th. I don’t much mind the presence of Lena Dunham in the news cycle, but Allison Williams is so freaking boring. Ah, nepotism. (Slashfilm)

Bedhead lives in Tulsa. She can be found at celebitchy.com.

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