Why the Golden Globes are the Greatest Award Ceremony of All Time (*Kanye shrug*)
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Why the Golden Globes are the Greatest Award Ceremony of All Time (*Kanye shrug*)

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | January 10, 2014 | Comments ()


Stories like these make me so proud to be an Oklahoman: Death by atomic wedgie. (Gawker)

Amanda Knox promises that if an Italian appellate court upholds her conviction, she’s basically going to run like hell: “I’ll become a fugitive.” If she’s lucky, someone will make a reality series of Angel Face on the lam. (Daily Beast)

Here’s a whole bunch of life hacks from the internet that have been put to the test. Because of course you want to learn that you’re doing all the little things in life absolutely wrong. (Mental Floss)

Louis CK has some thoughts on how the American Hustle ice-fishing story ended. It might make you see the entire film in a different light. Or not. (Unreality)

Margot Robbie’s using this Wolf of Wall Street press tour to dress like a giant vagina. (Celebitchy)

Have you eaten lunch yet? Then choose wisely whether or not to look at this photo of Anne Hathaway’s husband sucking off her toes in Mexico. (DListed)

Thank god the Britney Spears Letters of Truth have returned. Now if only she could get those fetching pirate boots back in the game. (Go Fug Yourself)

Dustin is correct: The Golden Globes are the best awards ceremony of every year. Where else can you see Angelina Jolie getting drunk from under-the-table vodka bottles with Tilda Swinton? (WG)

Cormac McCarthy’s ex-wife pulled a gun out of her vagina and aimed it at her current boyfriend. The sheer logistics of this manuever are freaking me out. (Film Drunk)

Aaron Sorkin may or may not be dating Courtney Love. His rep has already denied the charge, but damn. Wouldn’t they make for an interesting “power” couple? (Page Six)

I can’t think of a single Leonardo DiCaprio movie where he doesn’t lose his shit at some point and fly off into some sort of raging fit. Now there’s a quiz that will help you gauge your knowledge of Leo being so upset about everything. (Vulture)

Likewise, big whiny baby and enthusiastic plagiarist Shia LaBeouf threw another temper tantrum. This time, he’s claiming to retire from all public life. Buh bye. (Us)

Kate Upton’s next Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit issue will feature her boobs coming at ya from a zero-gravity chamber. That should be interesting. (HuffPo)

Girls is just now embarking upon its 3rd season, but it’s already been renewed for a 4th. I don’t much mind the presence of Lena Dunham in the news cycle, but Allison Williams is so freaking boring. Ah, nepotism. (Slashfilm)

Bedhead lives in Tulsa. She can be found at celebitchy.com.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • eag46

    I figure one reason people like to attend the Golden Globes is that they get to eat and drink during the actual ceremony and not have to wait. Also it never seems to run over so people can get home on time and not have to worry about paying the babysitter extra. And of course, the hope of seeing someone make an acceptance speech while drunk off his/her ass, then barf on the reporters at the press conference afterwards. Or maybe just on Joan Rivers.

  • John W

    “Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people of television.” — Amy Poehler

    Can't wait.

  • AvaLehra

    Hidden guns make me miss Captain Jack Harkness http://youtu.be/bilZMfsIgLY?t=...

  • emmalita

    I love that clip!

  • RE: vjay-gun...Robert Rodriguez has to be kicking himself about now.... "I could've put a gun where???"

  • BWeaves

    Except, I think it was pointing the wrong direction.

  • Unless you have more intimate knowledge of the situation than the article I saw (which may not be the one linked above. I haven't checked.), then I'm calling that pure speculation.

    If you DO have more intimate knowledge of the situation, then I believe you are contractually obligated to share with the rest of us.

    Besides the imagery works better my way. ;-P

  • bimboden

    Hang on - are we *supposed* to like Allison Williams' character in Girls? I mean, she's meant to be boring, right? Are we even supposed to like any of the female characters? I mean, I enjoy that Mamet chick most of the time, but I've always been struck by how awful all of them are and thought that Lena was purposefully writing them as terrible, terrible people. Am I giving her too much credit? She just writes the male characters so perfectly that I adore ALL OF THEM and want a show called Boys with just Adam, Ray, and Elijah. idk. I'm very confused right now.

  • Amy Love

    I have a feeling Pajiba's 2014 crush is going to be on John Green.

  • emmalita

    He is already my 2014 crush.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    There's no way in hell I'm clicking on that Cormac-wife-gun thing, but the burns poor Dustin is getting on his innocuous Golden Globes post on Uproxx remind me why the only place I comment is on Pajiba. can't. stand. the heat...

  • selucius

    Pajiba's regular commenters make this site one of the few where I even bother looking at the comments, much less post my own.

  • BWeaves

    But if you don't click on that link, you'll miss this:

    JANUARY 8–A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act, police allege.


    Who has an argument over space aliens while doing a sex act with a gun? And why point it at the boyfriend if it isn't loaded? So many questions. So many answers I really don't want to know.

    Edit: Is it too soon for a gun in the oven joke?

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I was going to upload a "mind blown" picture but about 3 steps in it was too much hassle.

    But as soon as I read "space aliens" I was hooked, so thank you leading water to this horse.

    ETA: or maybe it was too much work to fix the pic. I was going to crop this.

  • Bert_McGurt

    He REALLY gets heckled over there doesn't he?

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I only even read the comments because someone mentioned them on the Lena Dunham naked question thread - noting that Dustin usually has to deal with women-bashing trolls. And judging by the first few comments...I'm surprised he doesn't post and then cower in the corner like a puppy knowing it's going to be kicked. (though some of the comments are pretty funny; I'll give them that)

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