Who's Got Two Thumbs, No Shirt And Is Angling For An Academy Award? This Guy.
McConaughey jokes around about getting an Oscar for his work in Magic Mike. Listen, I won't lie, I would KILL to see "Ladies of Tampa" performed live at The Academy Awards. (Vulture)
In honor of Lincoln, here's a breakdown of the number of times U.S. presidents have been portrayed in film. Wow. W. Really. (Neatorama)
I love this absolutely preposterous, completely fabricated story about how Brad Pitt is jealous that Angelina Jolie is secretly recording/watching her ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller's stupid show "Elementary" for oh so many reasons. Chief among them is the excuse to post this old photo of the two. Anyone in the mood to watch Hackers? (Celebitchy)
And speaking of lovely old couples, my favorite "Buffy" pair are reuniting for an upcoming guest spot. All the heart things. (TMS)
This past week, Puerto Rico voted to give up its status as a U.S. territory and become America's fifty-first state. This doesn't mean they will, but the internet decided to design some new 51-star U.S. flags anyway. (Daily Dot)
The script of Neil Gaiman's "Doctor Who" episode was found in the back of cab this week. So, sweeties, if you're into that sort of thing, here are some tasty spoilers. (Nerd Approved)
Someone who is most assuredly not TK built a Giant Tentacle Monster this Halloween. And you can too. (Instructables)
Speaking of monsters, I'm not sure if you saw the slew of appallingly racist, anti-Obama tweets that were being bandied about this past week. I was completely shocked, but, then again, I live in a liberal bubble. Jezebel (because they're the internet police?) has taken it upon themselves to report some racist sh*tbag teenage tweeters to their high school administrations. This is all very odd and while I don't feel protective at all of racist sh*tbag teenagers, I'm not quite sure what Jezebel is hoping to accomplish. (Jezebel)
And, well, if a single one of those tweets made
The Baby Jesus Barack Obama cry, there will be hell to pay. This video of our Prez tearing up while thanking his staff for their hard work has been circulating on the internet. Some folks take it as a sign of a weakness. I take it to mean our President isn't a robot. And I'm more than okay with that.
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