Who's Got The Most Punchable Face In Showbiz? I Bet You're Ready With Your Response...And Your Fist.
We don't usually spend too much time covering which studio picked up which film at which festival as it's the sort of inside baseball y'all don't usually care too much about. That being said, it's nice to see Joss Whedon's Much Ado About Nothing get snapped up by Lionsgate. I was ready to watch the movie anywhere, but it's nice to know a backyard production of Shakespeare* can still get massive distribution. (Vulture)
I didn't dwell too much on the 9/11 Anniversary yesterday because we all have our ways of noting the day and I didn't want to impose mine. I do, however, want to share these images from across the country. (Big Picture)
The Kennedy Center Honors are a bit musty for this crowd, but I'll share this year's honorees so you can all join me in a resounding chorus of "SUCK IT, JAY LENO." Many congrats to Letterman. He's been dialing it in for awhile now, but he certainly earned the honor. (NYT)
Apple has announced the details of the new iPhone 5. You can drool over the specs in this constantly updating post from the peeps at SFist. Uh, cool, now that Siri knows pop culture and sports she's even closer to being a fake girlfriend for John Malkovich. (SFist)
In case you were wondering which new shows to check out, here's a breakdown of all the new, the bad and the ugly the Fall TV schedule has to offer. (Hobo Trashcan)
Here's a list of outlandish beds you can cuddle up in. Might as well call this rocking bed the "Joanna's Had Too Much Tequila Bed." Looks like Vomit City. (The Week)
Speaking of too much tequila, why didn't my dorm room come equipped with this drink robot called The Inebriator? Am I too old and classy to have one now? I want one now. (Laughing Squid)
Uh, I know I've posted unflattering photos of Alan Rickman before...but Alan Rickman in costume as Ronald Reagan? My crush may never revive. (Celebitchy)
Warming Glow has a Live Discussion with Ryan Hurst aka Opie from "Sons Of Anarchy." I'm hoping he'll convince Dustin, middle class father of three, to grow a sexy biker beard. (WG)
I've already printed this out to hang at Pajiba HQ. We'll fling all our Official Pajiba letter openers in its general direction and laaaaaugh. It's also a T-Shirt, but I wouldn't wear it if you have a care for your internal organs. (Nerd Approved)
This is what it sounds like, when love dies. (BBC)
Who did they hire to sing the new Bond theme? Exactly who you would guess they would hire to sing the new Bond theme. (Bleeding Cool)
I was expecting someone else to post this for y'all earlier today but no IT'S ALL MINE. "Cougartown" returns in January and the cast assembled a little musical number to remind you. Keep an eye out for expected but welcome cameos.
*directed by this year's most successful director.