Which Hollywood Actor or Actress Has The Best Natural B*tchface?
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Which Hollywood Actor or Actress Has The Best Natural B*tchface?

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | September 18, 2012 | Comments ()


As the catty chicas over at Celebitchy mention, Natalie Portman gives the most effortless b*tchface around. Though there's an actress further down the Love Links today who wore the B*tchface Crown all through the 90s. And don't even come at me with that Michelle Rodriguez crap. She has B*tch I Will Cut You Face. Totally different. (Celebitchy)

Cuteface Mindy Kaling let Glamour dress her up as Marge Simpson...and I'm not exactly sure why. (Glamour)

Which is worse, a wild fire or a tornado? How about a wild fire being sucked up into a tornado? That's right. (The Australian)

Go ahead and cool down with these dew-soaked insects. Dew is kind of like nature's bedazzler, hunh? (Colossal)

Art students in Ontario are being forced to buy a $180 art text book with...oh yeah, no photos in it. An artless textbook. The students are, justifiably, protesting. (Boing Boing)

I love all of these "how to describe nerdy TV shows" comics and will be adding "Also, Dragons" to the end of every pitch I make for "Game Of Thrones." Also my fantasy football team is now called "Touchdown Abbey." Deal with it. (Nerd Approved)

Have I mentioned how excited I am for the return of "Parks and Rec"? I might maybe have. Anyway, NBC has five great videos to get you all squirmy for Thursday's premiere. (Uproxx)

What's the opposite of b*tchface? Whatever it is, JGL has it. Watch him snuggle up to a model in increasingly tailored duds for Glamour magazine. Way to redeem yourself after that Marge Simpson thing, Glamour. (T&L)

Bust out your prepositional phrases, scientists have made some monkeys smarter by using brain implants. Oh this will end quite well, I can tell. (io9)

Sound nerds/enthusiasts may scoff, but I like this nifty gadget that transfers cassette tapes onto your iPod is aces. I STILL HAVE ALL MY MIXED TAPES! (Bag of Nothing)

Here she is, queen of the 90s B*tchface, the lovely Parker Posey with a PSA on how to accept an Emmy for all attendees of Sunday's ceremony. Where will you be Sunday? You'll be here with Courtney, of course.

Finally, the very best beer commercial I've ever seen. Ever. What's Australian for "suck it, Fosters"?(via WG)

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Jezzer

    I'm sorry, but no one gives effortless bitchface like Ali Larter or La Heigl.

  • SorayaS

    The awesome Carlton ad didn't work for me. Here is another link because it must be seen- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • i always had a soft spot for martha plympton bitchface. janeane garofalo too.

  • lau85

    "Dew is kind of like nature’s bedazzler" = BEST OBSERVATION EVER.

  • So is that dew-laced insect a GIF (hard G bitches)? Cus I could swear that thing is moving. Either that or I've been drinking. (I've definitely been drinking. Single and unemployed, that's all there is to life.)

  • Lucy Liu has a permanent bitchface.

  • Blake

    I think in her case it is more casting than actual bitchface...
    ‪Lucky Number Slevin is probably the only role she played (and by all her accounts match her personality‬) an appealing character.

    Plus she hot and ageless...

  • Mrs. Julien

    My first reaction to the header photo was "Wow, she is beautiful," and then I thought, "Ooooh, that sweater looks cosy". Also? Dragons.

  • Fredo

    That's the funny commercial.

  • dizzylucy

    How many movies does Hollywood have to make before scientists learn to stop making monkeys smarter???

    I am too excited for Parks & Rec. I've missed it like a long lost friend.

  • emmelemm

    Also, sharks.

  • carrie

    but JGL is a bitch with the fans :it's very difficult to have his autographs (my experience during INCEPTION french premiere ,my brother 's experience during TDKR London premiere and he had Bale-Hardy-Hathaway-Jonah Nolan-Zimmer autographs)

  • PDamian

    I've always thought Jennie Garth on the original 90210 gave the greatest bitchface ever.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Art students in Ontario are being forced to buy a $180 art text book
    with…oh yeah, no photos in it. An artless textbook. The students are,
    justifiably, protesting.

    Philistines. Don't they know to recreate the images using a combination of their own urine and rat poop?

    How are they going to learn if they get the book with all the answers in it already?

  • SugarSmak

    Damn...this marks the second time today I've excitedly clicked on a link to get one of those cassette to iPod converters only to be taken to the same site, where it clearly says that the item is no longer available. Am I being punked?

    If anyone knows where I can get one, I'd be eternally grateful (and so would my significant other, as he would love nothing better than to get my massive cassette collection off of the floor in his closet!)

  • BentJohn

    Try Audacity. It's free and quite the program. Works for vinyl, too. Well, you may need a cheap external sound card. And it happens in real time, which can be wearing, but it gets the job done. Did I mention free? It makes wav files, but converters can be had for free also, too.

  • blorft

    Why didn't I think to name my bocce team Ball Drogo? Huge missed opportunity.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    "Drogo's Balls" is still open, if you're interested. You can even throw a "sweaty" in there, just for the laughs.

  • Between those photos of JGL and Dustin's hug piece, I could really use some snuggles right now.

  • So, the TV show explanations are under-cooked, I think, and primed to be done right by Pajibites. Who's in? We could ask for a comment diversion to have them in one easy-access place.

  • Trey Shacksit

    JGL is slowly morphing into a young Kirk Cameron with each pic I see on the Pajeebs. Started with the "Looper" publicity stills...

  • Sara_Tonin00

    and Joaquin Phoenix is morphing into Crazy Mel Gibson.

  • Natallica

    Wolf-puppies? Hell yes. But also, shirtless Jason Momoa

  • BendinIntheWind

    Dear lord... that JGL photo is melting my ovaries.

  • Blake

    January Jones... Best hate fuck woman ever.

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  • carrie

    not bitchface but blandest face!

  • she's a master of both. but her bitchface is a special brand of whiny pouty bitch. she's not staring you down, but watch your back.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    I've always felt as if those are less bitchfaces and more "I don't know how to express feelings," faces. Like if a sociopath had a stroke.

  • Maguita NYC

    I was about to say the same thing. she oddly reminds me of Tom Cruise, who supposedly needs emotions and proper reactions constantly fed to him. Where Tom Cruise over-reacts, January however under-reacts.

  • Muhnah_Muhnah


    Right, arachnophobia aside, that was a good commercial. Also, dragons.

  • lowercase_ryan

    That is a bug. This is a spider: https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net...

  • OH MY GOD. NO.

  • Skyler Durden is not logged in

    Kristin Stewart is totes face palming right now.

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Damnit JGL is cute!

    ... runs off to buy Glamour magazine...

  • Gauephat

    Lena Headey has the best bitchface. It's not even close.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    I disagree. Jessica Alba does it better.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    I'd give it to Madeline Stowe in Revenge if it weren't at least 45% surgical.

  • JoannaRobinson

    Also, dragons.

  • I am inclined to agree that she's currently on top.

  • L.O.V.E.

    or bottom. either way works, really.

  • I'm good with a rotation policy - well, not policy, really, that's too, um, something not in line with the spirit of this thread.

  • Scully

    Dear Santa, er, I mean Link Wench,

    I would like one snugly JGL for Christmas, please.


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