Which Child Actor Of The 90s Has Had The Most Successful Transition To Adult Star?
Speaking of malevolent chortles, an artist has imagined what would happen if several Disney villains had won. Oh, that Dalmation purse on Cruella is to die for. (Laughing Squid)
Forget your hover board. It's never coming. However, you can now unlock the front door with your iPhone. The future, you're living in it. (Evil Cakes)
Even more than a hover board, I always wanted my own Tribble. Trouble is, I couldn't possibly find room. I do, however, have room for these awesome "Star Trek" retro posters. (QMx)
My favorite stand-up comedian on my favorite modern Western? Yippie ki-yay. (TVLine)
I suppose we should wait until we see Cloud Atlas (read the book!) before we rejoice at the triumphant return of the Wachowskis. I know, I know, you're still icing your burns from The Matrix Revolutions and Speed Racer, but I'm kind of thrilled by the prospect of a new Wachowski-created TV show. (/Film)
Speaking of disappointing revolutions, who are all these damn people watching JJ Abrams' new show? It's going like gangbusters with the DVR set. Is it you? ARE YOU TO BLAME? (WG)
I've not waded into the great weight debate that's going on down the page on Pajiba today, but I will say that the first person to comment on Adele's size gets my boot up their ass. Here's your first chance to hear her new perform the new Bond theme. Pretty swanky, non? (Celebitchy)
I opened this link earlier and shouted SWEET WRINKLY YODA. It might be a new catchphrase. Mayhaps a cross-stitch. (io9)
Buzzfeed tries to make the claim that you can predict the winner of a presidential race by how well the candidates' Halloween masks are selling during an Election year. Check out their gallery of Halloweens past. (Buzzfeed)
Finally, if you ever begin to doubt the badassery of our site's unofficial mascot, The Godtopus, then you'd do well to watch it take down a f*cking shark. And then show some damn respect. H/T tomas353. (Tree Hugger)
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