Where's The Craziest Place You've Done The Deed? Zoe Saldana Tops It.
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Where's The Craziest Place You've Done The Deed? Zoe Saldana Tops It.

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | May 12, 2014 | Comments ()


Dan Harmon sounds off on Community’s official cancellation. He doesn’t sound upset for himself at all, but he does pay tribute to all of the lost and “unpaid labor” put into the show by fans. (WG)

Lindsay Lohan really did have a miscarriage. She SWEARS on under oath. (Dlisted)

Someone on the internet started a rumor that Chris Hemsworth has been offered the Mel Gibson role in a Lethal Weapon remake. The funny thing is that — if we have to have a remake — Hemsworth as lead isn’t a bad idea. (Uproxx)

There’s a Game of Thrones version of the “Guess Who?” A free download is available. You’re very welcome. (TMS)

Robert Downey Jr. and Jeremy Renner did some Avengers-style bonding while pushing baby strollers. It really would have been more fun if they were dressed as Iron Man and Hawkeye, but this is a nice consolation prize. (Lainey)

Congratulations, London. Your citizens snort so much cocaine that it has officially contaminated the water supply. (Gawker)

Jon Hamm met his Don Draper wax figure and, naturally, took some selfies with that bad boy. (GFY)

Shailene Woodley adds to her shelf of infinite wisdom by informing women that their boobs will get smaller if they lose weight. This is a wild revelation to Shailene, and she’s pretty sure that no one has ever heard of this phenomenon until now. I feel deflated. (Celebitchy)

Hugh Jackman keeps saying he’s done with the Wolverine role because getting in shape to play the character is hell on his bod. Yet producers are talking about including his character in X-Men: Apocalypse and another solo movie. (Slashfilm)

These really are the lamest comic-book superpowers of all time. (MF)

The Maze Runner is due to hit theaters soon. Here’s an analysis of all three books in the trilogy. I’m halfway through The Scorch Trials and cautiously (for many reasons) looking forward to more. (Unreality)

Miley Cyrus rode an inflatable penis at a “surprise” gig at London’s G-A-Y nightclub. Are you not scandalized? (EB)

Zoe Saldana revealed that not only is she a member of the mile-high club, but she’s also had sex in between NYC subway cars. This new factoid prompted me to google how often these subway cars get cleaned, and yeah … not sexy. (PS)

HillaryM enjoyed Defy by Sara B. Larson even though it had some of the standard young adult plot points, but rather than being set in a thinly disguised Medieval Europe, this new YA fantasy is set in a tropical jungle filled with jaguars, macaws, mangoes, and papayas. It sounds delicious fantastic! (Cannonball Read 6)

Eminem released a new video on Mother’s Day for “Headlights.” The song and video are an apology to his long-suffering mother. Enjoy.

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  • googergieger

    So Michael Sam huh?

  • flickfan

    On a moving bus -- a chartered bus, not a city bus -- while strategically deploying a blanket and nonchalantly conversing with another rider. The same partner and I once attempted it while doing headstands, but our upper body lengths were too different.

  • In a cemetery, in a public swimming pool that we broke into after bar close, on the bar after bar close and in a stairwell. I always wanted to try it in an elevator, but I'm always worried that someone is going to call the FD if I hit the stop button.

  • Drake

    On a hammock should definitely be avoided. Having the whole thing flip upside down and dump you and your partner hard upon the ground at just the wrong moment really ruins the mood.

  • Where were you with this advice ten years ago? I could have used it then.

  • Miss Jane

    In a pond full of alligators, sleeper car in a train museum, Goodyear blimp on a test flight. Fond, fond memories...

  • The Mama

    Delurking to say three things:

    1. I harbor a secret love for Eminem.

    2. I've been on an NYC subway exactly one time in my life. There is no way on god's green earth I would EVER take my pants off on one. And this is coming from a girl who, it's rumored, has taken her pants off in elevators, which isn't all that exotic, but the subway? Ew.

    3. I've heard that rumor about your boobs shrinking. It did not happen for me. In fact, in the last two years, I've lost almost 50 pounds. I went down a band size, but I went UP a cup size. I was a 38DDD. I don't need to go up a cup size. Ever.


  • Lord Inferno

    "Boobs", a haiku:

    Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs
    Cherry blossoms are falling
    Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs

  • e jerry powell

    Zoe: love ya, but you ain't got shit on me as far as getting freaky in odd places. Just between the ages of sixteen and twenty-one, I put your dick in the dirt.

    Remind me to tell you the story of my senior prom sometime, Ms. Saldana.

  • Lord Inferno

    I have no senior prom story.

    Mostly because my junior prom story involves manic scream-crying and speaking of tongues in a huge meltdown over some lies I had never heard by a clique that I didn't know existed that resulted in a flight to the girls bathrooms in front of the ENTIRE SCHOOL while I stood there like a schmuck not knowing what was going on and my best friend, who was supposed to "have my back", turned and ran at the beginning of the aforementioned meltdown, which resulted in me having a blackout panic attack and passing out next to the vending machines at the back of the school.

    I have no idea where to put the commas in that. If I ever figure it out and turn the whole story into a script (there is so much more) I have a teen movie on my hands.

  • My senior prom story involves pink eye so I think I'm jealous that you don't have a senior prom story.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Ms. Saldana has deputized me to hear the story of your senior prom and relate it to her.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I can't reply to comments either! Craziness.

    I'm guessing Shailene is officilally this month's Cameron Diaz? I'm afraid I'm at the same level of "don't care."

  • Mrs. Julien

    Aaaand we're back!

  • Sara_Tonin00

    so we are. That was weird.

  • Al Borland's Beard

    I don't know what it has to do with a gay London nightclub, but it's nice that Miley Cyrus is helping Wilmer Valderrama get some work.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Oh my God, Magnum! I can't edit either. I'm going to go sit in a corner and start pulling out my feathers.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I can't reply to other people's comments anymore. This is just Phase One isn't it? Next, they come for my upvotes, then my downvotes, then the next thing I know, someone else is posting with an avatar of a slatternly jezebel CLAIMING TO BE ME!

  • kinoumenthe

    Nobody can see your downvotes. So I guess the commentocalypse will skip that stage.

  • Drake

    I thought it was just me too. I put on a new browser extension to kill tracking cookies and it broke Disqus until last week. It was a bit disconcerting to look up how to build a chicken coop and then get spammed all the next week with chicken coop emails.

  • logan

    Soooo you're saying we can exchange you for a slatternly jezebel?

  • Mrs. Julien

    Or just get me drunk.

  • Lord Inferno

    It was broken for me as well. Works again now.

    I was pretty sure I had been banned. My thinking was, "Delurked and lasted less than a week? Meh, I've had a good run."

  • jennybean

    Ha! I de-lurked only yesterday after being a devout lurker since pre-homeland security shutdown and thought the same thing :)

  • Mrs. Julien

    I thought you were new, but you fit in so perfectly, I wondered if you had been here all along and just changed your Pajibanym.


  • Lord Inferno

    I have lurked since at least 2008 (maybe 2007, not sure, my hot tub time machine done broke). I studied the dark, depraved arts of the Eloquents. (Miss you skitz.)

    I'm not on Facebook, Twitter, etc. One day I just decided I got tired of talking to myself and the voices whenever a new Think Piece or Tatiana Maslany pictorial came up. Tomorrow I may be gone, never to be seen again.

    Besides, no one else wants to read my penis limericks or my boob haikus.

  • emmalita

    WRONG! We do want to read your penis limericks and boob haikus. Thanks for de-lurking, I've enjoyed your wit.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Never underestimate the audience for penis limericks and boob haikus. I hope you will continue to share them and the rest of your wonderfulness with us.

    Skitz is on Facebook. Of course, I am too intimidated by his magnificence to comment regularly on his posts, but at least I get to read them.

    Do you still miss kballs? I still miss kballs.

  • Lord Inferno

    All of the above really. There was a period of time where I only actually read the EE posts and the movie reviews for the comments sections.

    I can't really explain why I'm not on Facebook. I am of the generation of the very first wave of Facebook. Now the kids I know who are more than 10-15 years younger than I am all talk about how they refuse to use it anymore. They are all about the tweeties.

  • BobbFrapples

    Hemsworth as Riggs? Did it just get warm in here? *whew*

  • Sean

    Movie theater(Hunt for Red October), tons of empty classrooms at college, storage room next to the art class in high school, the photo lab in college(right after the instructor told us not to have sex there. Everyone did anyway). Backroom of the bookstore I once worked in. Backroom of the record store where my GF worked. Swing set at the local elementary school. The lifeguard stand at the beach in winter. Ah, to be young again.

  • VohaulsRevenge

    Was "The Hunt for Red October" really that boring? ;)

  • Sean

    It isn't. I actually enjoy the movie. But, you know how things are when you are 20.
    It was sort of a joke between us that neither of knew how Jack Ryan got on the sub. We didn't pay attention to that part. We didn't discover what happened til it came on cable the next year.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Forget youth, I'd settle for your apparently excellent sense of balance.

  • Sean

    I would rather have the back and leg strength back. That did all the real work.

  • Lord Inferno

    The last time I was on a New York subway it was summer, a billion degrees out, %1000 humidity, smelled like rotting garbage and shit (NYC + heat + humidity + deep under ground), and I was sandwiched between a 6'8" Hasidic Jew and a Mariachi band. We were so close that as the guy behind me breathed it moved my chest cavity against the accordion player and made a soft "hmmpph" sound with his instrument. It was also pitch black.

    All of us may or may not have had raging hard ons...

  • emmalita

    Most realistic letter to Playboy ever.

  • goddammitmrnoodle

    On a trampoline, against a parked car in a fully-lighted (lit?) parking lot in Tokyo, and, uhm, damn, I've had a lot of sex, but obviously really boring sex because I can't remember any vaguely crazy places except those two. Shit.

  • Uriah_Creep

    On a trampoline

    Isn't it hard (hee) to keep Tab A inserted in Slot B?

  • BWeaves

    Is it bad that a read that as ONE place. i.e. Bouncing on a trampoline up against a parked car.

  • Lord Inferno

    I totally did the exact same thing... kinky...

  • BWeaves

    1. I love that Jon Hamm dressed as Don Draper for the wax works unveiling.

    2. I love how giddy Hamm is, and that he's taking goofy selfies with his doppelgänger, and I normally hate the "taking selfies" thang.

  • Holly Martins

    I'm confused as to why so many of Shailene Woodley's interview snippets are apparently newsworthy. Maybe her PR team is making a hell of a job at keeping her in the news. Not sure they are making her a favor.

  • TacoBellRey

    Nice pun at the end of the boob story!

  • zeke_the_pig

    'Congratulations, London. Your citizens snort so much cocaine that it has officially contaminated the water supply.'

    Aww, how sweet. Thank you. We try our best.

  • VonnegutSlut

    In the car while moving, in the high school gym and in a rodeo arena...

  • Can't decide which is more exotic: in a tipi (real one), on a stage set (after hours, no audience), or in a church (not the sanctuary, because even I have limits). None of those are as unusual or squicky as on the subway. But kudos for creativity and giving into the urge, Ms. Saldana!

  • logan

    Um a parking garage, a cornfield, and a cemetery. The last one was difficult due to the zombie factor.

  • e jerry powell

    Cornfields at least provide some cover in season, so you should thank the government for the subsidies.

    Cotton fields, on the other hand...

  • Slim

    A cornfield? Like with 6 foot stalks or post-harvest? The leaves on a corn stalk are vicious bastards and I wouldn't wish a cornfield cut in a tender spot on my worst enemy. Risky business indeed.

  • Aaron Schulz

    Cemetery is more common then you'd think. Haylofts are scratchy.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Are you referring to the potential presence of zombies or to your partner?

  • logan

    The potential presence. My partner was most definitely alive. However she had not just seen Night of the living Dead so she was fine.

  • Zoe Saldana is from NYC. I'm sure subway nookie isn't the worst place she's done it.

    And Hugh will keep doing Wolverine until he's as old as comics Logan.

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