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What's Your Best Celebrity Anagram? Can You Top The Simple Beauty Of "Dr. Sunken Tits?"

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | August 30, 2012 | Comments ()


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Thanks to The Curious Brain, I've been listening to The Daft Beatles all morning. So if you want to replicate the mellow song stylings I enjoyed whilst gathering these here links, go ahead and fire them up. I particularly enjoyed the Blondie/Phillip Glass mash-up, but encourage you to skip the Aguilera/Beatles combination. It made my skin crawl.

Also, fair warning, this link made me want to claw my own face off. If I were a kinder, gentler Link Wench, I wouldn't include it at all. But I can't go on living in a world where I'm the only one of us who knows about THE BUGS THAT LIVE IN OUR PORES. (io9)

Here, this will make you feel better. An adorable child left these strict Hurricane Instructions for her stuffed animals. (BioTV)

Hurricane Obama hit Reddit yesterday with an AMA thread, crashing the site and causing my heart to grow three sizes that day. (Reddit)

And accuse me of political bias if you like, but I've got some words for VP candidate Paul Ryan. When Fox News (or, to be more accurate, writer Sally Kohn) accuses you of being a deceptive weasel, you might want to (fact) check yourself before you wreck yourself. (Fox News)

When I linked an anti-hipster sign from this SF coffe shop the other day, some of y'all were got a little tetchy as to what, precisely, defines a "hipster." Fair enough. Maybe this sign from a Minneapolis eatery can help narrow it down for you. (Laughing Squid)

Listen I don't really want to talk about how and why Shia Le Beouf got a part in a Lars Von Trier movie. In fact, I'm back to wanting to claw my face off. (Celebitchy)

BRING OUT THE IMP. Ahhh, that's better. (THD)
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Unreality has a funky little list of Celebrity Anagrams. Me, I'll always be partial to Fametracker's Dr. Sunken Tits, but I suspect the wordsmiths amongst you might be able to do better. (Unreality)

Here's an age breakdown of the demographics for your favorite cable shows. Why do y'all think older dudes like "Mad Men" so much? Could it be that they long to Drain Rich Thickness? Maybe. (WG)

And, as a little musical book end, check out the newest album from one of my favorite bands, The Avett Brothers. Thanks, Dan! (NPR)

Finally, Presidential candidates may come and go, but my crush on Samantha Bee will never fade.




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Comments Are Welcome, Jerks Will Be Banned


  • seanuz

    Kimya Dawson - Aw, am so kindy
    Tom Cruise - Me cot Suri
    Alec Baldwin - Wine, bad call

    Damn, someone give me a difficult one!

  • Mic

    I think my head just exploded.....boom

  • Yocean

    Rachel McAdams = MC Charmdeals. That might be my best one

  • Yocean

    Tom Cruise = Sir Emo Cut

  • Yocean

    Charlize Theron = O Zenith Archer

  • Yocean

    Emma Stone = Mate Me, Son <3

  • jams

    c_o_u_g_a_r_s_t_e_r_c_0_m is a club where you can meet young handsome and rich beauties!

  • e jerry powell

    Tyra Banks = Bark Nasty

  • e jerry powell

    Sarah Jessica Parker = Sick Rajah Rapes Ears

  • e jerry powell

    Calvin Klein = Neck Villain

  • e jerry powell

    Sarah Palin = Sharia Plan

  • e jerry powell

    Jada Pinkett Smith = A Jihad Tempts Knit

    I can do this for days, folks...

  • e jerry powell

    Janet Damita Jo Jackson = Adjacent Jam Oak Joints

  • e jerry powell

    Erykah Badu = A Bakery, Duh!

  • e jerry powell

    Elizabeth Hasselbeck = Shabbiest Zeal Heckle

  • e jerry powell

    Lindsay Lohan = Shady Lanolin

  • e jerry powell

    Winona Ryder = Narrowed Yin

  • LEROOOY

    Not culturally relevant anymore, but my favorite was:
    Spiro Agnew :: Grow a Penis

  • Bert_McGurt

    Guys, it's all about the Tom Jones/Ghostbusters.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Charming Potato = I, Porn Match Toga.

  • e jerry powell

    Except that we already had Jeez, Elfin Porn for Jennifer Lopez.

  • Mijo

    I thought the title said "Drunken Sunken Tits". Which I thought might be a second title for Melancholia.

  • Guest

    My favorite anagrams for my name are Rare Kink Lit or Trailer Kink.

  • AudioSuede

    I despise Lars Von Trier and his films, but I'm gonna be totally honest: I like Shia Laboeuf as an actor (even if I'm not entirely sure I just spelled his name correctly). He was the only good part of Indiana Jones and the Oh My God Were Those Prarie Dogs, his was my favorite piece in New York, I Love You, and he shows some chops in that Sigur Ros video he did. I like him. Even if he is gonna be in a Lars Von Trier movie.

  • dorus

    Christian Bale = Ethical Brains

  • Anne At Large

    That Eleanor Rigby/Around The World is done so well. I almost don't want to listen to the rest just because I don't want to ruin it.

  • TheOtherGreg

    Alison Brie: braise loin

  • Amanda Cotylo

    I don't know about celebrity anagrams but I have bragging rights for the anagram of my name: Do My Anal Taco. FTW!

  • TheOtherGreg

    Christina Hendricks:

    chick rends in a shirt

  • dude

    Should have fact-checked Sally Kohn, who is paid by Fox News to essentially provide liberal commentary:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S...

  • firedmyass

    So, in this situation, "liberal" simply means "reality-based."

  • BierceAmbrose

    "Four legs good, two legs bad" much?(*)

    You could look behind each of her "fact" claims yourself, and form
    your own opinion, that is if she provides links to original sources.

    For Godtopus' sake people, MSNBC's "fact checker" on this was Ezra Klein. Echo chamber much?

    (*) Did I punctuate that right? How does one tag a Buffy-esque " - much?" onto a quote?

  • Slash

    Yeah, saw the Samantha Bee thing last night and I was torn. On the one hand, it was kinda funny to see the deer in headlights look on the faces of people who aren't quite so stupid they don't recognize their own hypocrisy and now are being asked to explain it. On the other hand, these people do vote, so they're helping to decide for - sorry, dictate to - those of us with vaginas. And that's not funny. It's depressing.

  • Anne At Large

    It is horribly depressing, but it still makes me love Sam Bee.

  • e jerry powell

    I was about to say; Sally Kohn is about as representative of FOX News as a whole as Arianna Huffington is of conservative African-American "intellectuals." (This shit actually happened: Arianna Huffington was named the Executive Director of the Center for New Black Leadership back in the mid-nineties.)

  • fracas

    Jeremy's iron

  • Koolickle

    Ah Fametracker. I wish that site was still kicking around. Perhaps the Pajiba overlords could reach out to WingChun & Glark for permission to resurrect "Two Stars/One Slot" on this fine site.

  • I would certainly love some new Celebrity Overviews and "Hey! It's That Guy!"

  • Snath

    I love the Urban Eatery, and they really like making fun of hipsters. I think I have a Groupon for them somewhere.

    Is that ironic?

  • Jensicola

    Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan = My Ultimate Ayn Rand Porn. Boom.

  • John G.

    Holy Fucking Shit! That works. I think there might be an extra 'A' leftover, but still. Did you figure that out yourself or find it somewhere? That's amazing.

  • Jensicola

    I saw it a couple days ago on 'Yo, is this racist?' and it blew my fucking mind. It's my new favorite thing and I love that I had a chance to share it with y'all!

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