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By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | September 26, 2011 | Comments ()

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | September 26, 2011 |


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Happy Monday my gorgeous glocks. My hedonistic howitzers. We're going to start the day right with a little bit of eye candy. This photo gallery of Hot Chicks With Weapons purports to be empowering, but let's just call a scantily clad spade a spade, shall we? I don't agree with every choice, but still enjoyed the Good, the Bad and the Bellucci. (Unreality)

Speaking of babes with weapons, Jason over at The Film Experience has a nice little round-up of upcoming horror films including this weekend's Rachel Weisz and Naomi Watts Run About Histrionically Panting and the upcoming The Thing: No, Not That Thing, The Other Thing. (The Film Experience)

If I ever make a horror film, the entire soundtrack will be comprised of this screechingly weird Metallica/Lou Reed collaboration. It's mildly more pleasing to the ears than sawing lumber. (Village Voice)

Speaking of wood cutting, check out these elaborately carved surf boards. I'm not sure they're functional, but I'd be willing to rub my Pineapple Sex Wax all over them. (Laughing Squid

I don't know if the ad wizards over at MAC were eating pineapple sex meths when they created this baffling new campaign, but it would appear they consulted admin. Never a good idea. h/t Tracy Carlson (MAC)

The folks over at AudioSuede have a list of The Best Tracks Off Of Lousy Albums. Um, teenage me would like her money back for the Chumbawumba album she bought. SHUT UP, TUBTHUMPING IS A GREAT SONG. (AudioSuede)

After I've had a whiskey drink, a cider, drink, a vodka drink and a lager drink, my language gets a little salty. That's why the good lords of the internets invented Samuel L. Ipsum. Yes your code deserves to die and I hope your server crashes and burns in H*ll! h/t mswas (Samuel L. Ipsum)

And as romantic a sport as it may seem, I'm glad the tradition of bullfighting is on its way out. Barcelona has seen its last bullfight. (Reuters)

Environmentalist and Nobel Prize-winner Wangari Maathai died this Sunday. She was an extraordinary and amazingly accomplished lady. (Guardian)

That's right folks, I mourn environmentalists and care about animal cruelty. California Girl here. That's why our state sammich is made of tempeh, avocado and smug self-righteousness. Check out this article to see if they got your state sammich right. The Official Sammich of Pajiba Nation? Roast Beefcake on Wry Bread of course. (GOOD)

Jonah Hill has obviously been eating a lot of tempeh. He's not only fitter, he's also coming off as a lot smarter/saner/grounded in interviews. ALRIGHT FINE I'LL SEE YOUR BASEBALL MOVIE. (Celebitchy)

Finally, for the niche audience that loves both "Community" and "Doctor Who," last week's premiere featured a little treat in the spoof "Inspector Spacetime." Now there's a tumblr. It's obscure nerd heaven. (Inspector Spacetime)

You know how I was talking earlier about California and our smug self-righteousness? That's because we do yoga. Man, woman and zombie. Yup, everyone is balanced, centered and smug. JOIN US.

Yoga Outreach - Zombies from Spy Films on Vimeo.

And while I'm such a united state of mind, here are all the nation's states and capitals. In movies (and TV?). That'salotta Bradley Whitford.

Joanna Robinson now has "Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand" stuck in her head. Ever since the day we met, Pajibans, ever since the day we met.


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