What? Is She Funny? Someone Please Explain The Keira Knightley Thing To Me.
Morning, chickadees! Alas I have no ground-shaking miracle baby news to announce.* Instead I bring you these humble links. I hope they will suffice. In his most recent amusing musings, Eric Snider asks, "How are there not murders happening on planes ALL THE TIME??" Your seat is also a decapitation device, people. (Eric D. Snider)
I've had my head in the sand a bit recently about world affairs. Have you seen these photos from the riots in Athens? Apparently "austerity measures" and Ouzo do not mix. (In Focus)
The intro to this tumblr is: "I'm 28. I have a full time job leading urban kids on nature hikes. I simply write down sh*t they say." So, basically, he's doing "The Darndest Sh*t Kids Say" with mildly uncomfortable racial tones. That being said, "Peanut Butter Pinecone Craft Time" is something I plan on incorporating into my daily conversation. (Ghetto Hikes)
From the natural to the unnatural we have this pizza with hot dogs en croute. It's distressing but also oddly alluring. (My Kitchen Snippets)
Keira Knightley is very pretty. Keira Knightley looks nice in dresses. Keira Knightley is. . .a goddess?! Is she? Really? I don't understand it. Here study these 25 photos of her and report back to me. (Screen Junkies)
Our boss Dustin is kinda private when it comes to his family. But I'm still hoping that next Christmas he and the other Pajiba parents-to-be TK and Courtney will engage in a creative baby photo battle. This dad right here? He's the one to beat. (GOOD)
Ahhhhh, parenthood. Speaking of things that terrify me, remember that article we ran yesterday about the things that freak you out? Well if you were one of the fifty people who said "cockroaches," do not, I repeat, do not click this link. (io9)
Speaking of horrors, let's discuss some bad television. Oh, I kid kid, "Walking Dead" fans. Here are some creative fan posters that are way better than your stupid show has become. My favorite is below. (The High Definite) (Typography Served)
And exploring yet another terrible way to tell a story, a writer from Feministing spent an entire year watching romantic comedies. . .and lived to bitch and scathe about it. (Jezebel)
And here, because I love you and your squishy little hearts, are two dogs acting out one of the greatest love stories of all time: Lady And The Tramp.
Awww, are you feeling nice and cosy? Great, then check out these super cuddly photos of dogs under water. They won't haunt your dreams. Nope. Not one little bit. (Laughing Squid)
You know how I said that thing about Keira Knightley? The opposite is true of Liam Neeson. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Watch him make his
crazy stalker's #1 fan's dreams come true.(Unreality)
Rejoice, Whedonites! You can stop wearing out your "Dr. Horrible" discs. Whedon has a new script in production. It's quirky! It's indie! It's sci-fi! Don't say adorkable, I will murder you! (FSR)
And while we're on the subject of all things indie, my music crush, Andrew Bird, has released a song from his new album "Break It Yourself" (out March 6th). You can download it for free from his Facebook page. So grab the closest Manic Pixie Dream Girl/Boy and get to whimsically dancing. (Facebook)
Speaking of MPDB. . .fellas, are you tired of your ladies going on and on about Ryan Gosling. Well, fear not. This video will give you step by step instruction on how to Baby Goose yourself.
Finally, if you're not watching the amazing "Key And Peele," you should. And here's why.
*Seriously how amazing are Dustin and his lady? You have no idea, people.
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