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We've Got Sexy Photos of Jon Hamm Here. Let The Rivers Of Drool Wash Your Soul Clean.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (51)



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Things got a little heated around these Pajiba parts yesterday. Specifically on the subject of objectification without equal representation. To that I say poppycock, flimflammery, and stuff and nonsense. Speaking of objectification and heating your Pajiba parts, Celebitchy has the lovers of the male form well covered this morning with both Alexander Skarsgard and Jon Hamm. (Celebitchy)

And for you lovers of lady parts (I may have neglected to mention, but that includes meeee!!!DKJDW), here’s a round-up the best of Power Girl cosplay. If you don’t know who she is, comic book naifs, she’s the boobiest babe in the galaxy. (Gamma Squad)

See what I did there? That tit for tat? Let the healing begin. While we’re on the subject of gorgeous comic book ladies, check out these absolutely stunning Alphonse Mucha-inspired X-men t-shirts. I want them all. (Comics Alliance)

Let’s side step the overt ogling for a moment a check out Unreality’s list of film’s scariest monsters. I’m so on board. You know why? NO CGI. Also, my dad used to do a dead-on creepy Skeksi impersonation so their image is emblazoned on the fear center of my brain. (Unreality)

Speaking of make-up effects, have a listen to Reject Radio’s interview with legendary make-up effects artist Shannon Shea. This week’s episode also features stunt-artist Vic Armstrong. I’m not an expert when it comes to stunts, but Armstrong had FSR’s Cole Abaius all sweaty-palmed, so I gather it’s a big deal. (Film School Rejects)

I, on the other hand, got rather sweaty-palmed at this image of David Tennant from the new Fright Night film and not quite in a sexy/stammery way. (Screen Rant)

Bad news for jM(happy belated birthday!!) and the rest of you who get sweaty-palmed at the idea of sexual relations with pandas. Florida has written a law to make sex with animals illegal. This will come into effect this October. Oh, one tiny little detail, HUMANS ARE ANIMALS, YOU NUMSKULLS. (Southern Fried Science)

Honestly, that last article sounds like a “South Park” plot to me. Speaking of good old Trey and Matt, you can listen to their hit Broadway show “The Book of Mormon” in its entirety on NPR. The show is up for an avalanche of Tony Awards and I have heard nothing but positive reviews so I’m going to be giving it a listen later today. (NPR)

Speaking of musicals, check out this adorable video of Patrick Stewart treading the boards of the Enterprise bridge. This is why Next Gen. will always be my favorite “Star Trek.” Capt. Picard singing and dancing was my Favorite TV Actor Thing I Saw Today until I clicked on this supercut of Donald Glover losing his sh*t on “Community.” (Warming Glow)

In 1967 a Palo Alto high school teacher tried a social experiment on his students to teach them a lesson about fascism. The experiment got mildly out of control and there’s a new documentary out (The Lesson Plan) produced by one of the students chronicling both the experiment and subsequent mind-f*ckery. Check it out, I got the Jonestownian heebie-jeebies. (Libertas)

And even if you’re not reveling in the social experiments and mind-f*ckery of HBO’s “Game of Thrones” you can appreciate this article on the art behind its intensely creative opening titles. This whole site is fascinating, actually. (Art of The Title Sequence)

For you know, my little sans-seriphim, that I love a well executed video that integrates words, words, wooooords. Enjoy this lovely typographical rendering of Nina Simone’s “Feeling Good.”

And, finally, many thanks to the_wakeful for making me aware of this Sagan Series. I’ve posted the previous installments and you can enjoy Part 3 below and Part 4 here. Is Carl a little preachy? Maybe, but he does it so well.

Joanna Robinson really does wish jM the happiest of late birthdays. jM, may the world’s panda population be slow and surprised by your tender ministrations and may not a one of them ever elude your grasp. Email! Twitter!









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Comments

FTW is DKJDW?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 12, 2011 1:15 PM

BOOBS!

Ah, sweet release...

C'mon Yossarian, let's sing Cumbaya together whilst running naked, hand-in-hand through the streets of some exotic African locale!

I can't liiiiiive...if livin' is without youuuuu!
I can't liiiiiive...I can't live anymoooooore!

Posted by: superasente at May 12, 2011 1:18 PM

Thanks for the Powergirl boobs Courtney!

Posted by: logan at May 12, 2011 1:19 PM

The monsters list is incomplete.

The Thing is required. I'm gonna go take a blood sample of everyone here. Back me up, Kurt Russell.

Posted by: D-Day at May 12, 2011 1:21 PM

I swear, that Tennant picture is the sexiest sexy that ever did sex.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at May 12, 2011 1:32 PM

Heh, good one.

That list's lack of Jabberwocky disappoints me.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at May 12, 2011 1:33 PM

{Notches: ||||}

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at May 12, 2011 1:34 PM

Strawberry redheaded Power Girl.

Oooooh.

That's even sexier than Nina Simone animated with typefacing.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at May 12, 2011 1:37 PM

Ok, I'm about to pull a Fug Girls and reference Sweet Valley but bear with me here: Does anyone remember that Sweet Valley Middle School (yea, I read it...) book where their history teacher did a "game" with the class, which, by the end of the week, turned out to be an experiment to show how ordinary people can easily submit to fascism? It was supposed to show how something like Nazi Germany can happen in Sweet fucking Valley. And I think Elizabth Wakefield like defied the rules and Bruce Patman (or someone like that) totally tried to beat her up or stick her in the locker or something?

Does anyone else remember that? Or am I just going nuts?

Posted by: denesteak at May 12, 2011 1:44 PM

Will no one think of the hips?

Posted by: Jay at May 12, 2011 1:47 PM

denesteak

No
No
Not sure.
Just a little bit. Sit still and no one will notice.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 12, 2011 1:48 PM

Love Art of the Title Sequence. Great site. But I'm a motion graphics artist by trade (nothing on that scale), and I have to say, the Game of Thrones one doesn't do much for me. It's pretty cool I guess, but the type kills me.

Posted by: elizabeth at May 12, 2011 1:49 PM

We watched the TV movie of "The Wave" in sixth grade English.

(12, 13, 14)

Posted by: Jay at May 12, 2011 1:50 PM

Skarsgard, Hamm, Tennant, Patrick Stewart being hella adorable, Donald-Effin'-Glover, typographic and title design goodness, AND good panda juju?! YOU GIVE THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENTS EVER, WHEAT!!!

Posted by: jM at May 12, 2011 1:55 PM

I guess I used my own argot with the question up there. What is "DKJDW" Joanna?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 12, 2011 1:59 PM

"Sexy pictures of Jon Hamm" is redundant.

Posted by: Dorothy Snarker at May 12, 2011 2:05 PM

Ugh. I am sick and tired of the objectification of Numskulls (really? I always thought it was numbskulls) in your articles, Joanna!

*mocking voice* "I'm Joanna! I do stuff and I say things!" /mocking voice

This site's really gone downhill since sex was invented.

Posted by: Paultera at May 12, 2011 2:35 PM

this image of David Tennant from the new Fright Night film

He's been CRISS ANGEL'd

Posted by: Anna von Beav at May 12, 2011 2:36 PM

"Sexy pictures of Jon Hamm" is redundant.
Posted by: Dorothy Snarker at May 12, 2011 2:05 PM

Perhaps. But "Sex pictures of Jon Hamm," particularly those that might include me, is certainly not redundant...

Posted by: Jerry at May 12, 2011 2:41 PM

Jerry It is a consummation devoutly to be wished.

paultera, re: numskulls. Me too, I've no idea why I double checked it but I did, et, viola, no "b". Also, that's a dead-on impersonation.

Mrs. J. It's me being immature. Basically, I'll tell you later. (EVER MORE IMMATURITY!)

Posted by: Joanna Robinson at May 12, 2011 2:44 PM

I'm a big, big fan of Power Girl cosplay. But the best one I've ever seen was at Dragon*Con in 2009. Pretty sure one of those lovely ladies is the one I saw. She will... never leave my memory. (This is a good thing, natch.)

I want those X-Men shirts, as well, especially Shadowcat and Phoenix.

Posted by: RobP at May 12, 2011 2:54 PM

I want that Starbuck T, but I want it on a BSG style tank top. OOOH! Or a Galactica Hoodie. I just finished the series last night on netflix (much like marriage, it seems better the second time around)and I covet the hoodies worn by Galactica crew when off duty.
Someone get on that. Thanks.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at May 12, 2011 3:11 PM

Some of those Power Girls were bringing the heat naturally. Some needed assistance and the results were a little uneven. And some of them got dressed behind the middle school after fucking the janitor.

Posted by: Kballs at May 12, 2011 3:19 PM

Firstly, I don't generally find David Tennant sexy (heretic! burn her at the stake!), but I find Fright Night Tennant very sexy indeed. But, as noted by a comment in TK's post about it, he sort of looks like Michael Sheen in Underworld, which I find VERY VERY sexy. So it's understandable.

Also, Joanna, I would have thought numbskulls over numskulls, but I am willing to stand corrected. However (puts on sexy librarian glasses, unbuttons top button on sweater), it's voilĂ , not viola, unless you mean a stringed instrument.

(Hahah, touchay.-JR)

Posted by: MM at May 12, 2011 3:29 PM

MM I'm pretty sure the sexy librarian keeps the top button fastened unless she is a complete slattern and lacking in any discretion or taste.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at May 12, 2011 3:51 PM

Honestly MM until you said something, I was confused as to the purpose of said stringed instruments.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at May 12, 2011 3:56 PM

I would have thought numbskulls over numskulls, but I am willing to stand corrected.

We also would have accepted "ninnyhammers."

Posted by: branded at May 12, 2011 3:56 PM

@branded

I believe the word you're looking for is "nincompoops".

Posted by: MM at May 12, 2011 3:58 PM

Still waiting to understand "DKJDW"...

...otherwise great link to cosplay Power Girl.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at May 12, 2011 3:58 PM

Ninnyhammer-->Lillehammer-->Tonya Harding.

Yeah I'm good with that.

Posted by: Forever Jung at May 12, 2011 3:59 PM

Holy crap, Link Wench! You have secured my love and devotion! Sexy emo Tennant AND adorable dancing Patrick Stewart have freakin' made my day. :)

Posted by: luthien26 at May 12, 2011 4:03 PM

I believe the word you're looking for is "nincompoops".

What do you take me for? A clodpoll?

Posted by: branded at May 12, 2011 4:10 PM

Clodpoll? Never!

I'd actually never heard the expression "ninnyhammer", but I see that it is a "real" word. (If there even is such a thing as a real vs. unreal word, which is debatable.)

Regarding numskull vs. numbskull: Variants! Both are acceptable!

Posted by: MM at May 12, 2011 4:14 PM

"Sexy Librarian" is redundant.

Posted by: Jay at May 12, 2011 4:33 PM

DKJDW - Don't Know (I'm) Just a Damn Woman?

/runs for life

Posted by: Paultera at May 12, 2011 5:09 PM

If you're stumped over the DKJDW comment, I don't think it means anything except having some fun with the OMG condescension lofted at certain people for talking about boobs too much (on a web site that rhymes with fajita).

Posted by: Yossarian at May 12, 2011 5:22 PM

Well, there is too much talk about "boobs".

HIPS!

Insert Richard Harris--"I'm sayin' this 'til I'm blue in the face!"

Posted by: Jay at May 12, 2011 6:25 PM

So, now it's pronounced pah-hee-bah? Now you're just confusing the issue, Yoss. GAWD.

Posted by: RobP at May 12, 2011 6:28 PM

that feeling good clip was beautiful. thanks!

Posted by: splinter at May 12, 2011 6:29 PM

SAGAAAAN! How dare you make me question my religious convictions!

No, but seriously. What a pretentious asshole. Science, religion, and philosophy are not mutually exclusive. Nor is modern science in fact the answer to everything. Truth be told, it is modern industry, science and the myth of infinite technological progress that has gotten us into the ecological crises we face today. If we all lived like the Amish, the world would be doing much better.

OK. I'm done making kneejerk, blanket statements for the day. Where's my XBox?

Posted by: Matty at May 12, 2011 6:36 PM

I'm done making kneejerk, blanket statements for the day.

...and on the internet no less.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at May 12, 2011 6:53 PM

If we all lived like the Amish, the world would be doing much better.

Gonna back that up?

Posted by: Jay at May 12, 2011 6:55 PM

OH MY GAWD I need one of those Phoenix shirts! If someone would buy me one, I'd be eternally grateful!

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at May 12, 2011 6:59 PM

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM---*runsintowall*

Posted by: Figgy at May 12, 2011 7:24 PM

Whoa! I second The Thing. It is necessary. Also, Kurt Russell, rawr.

Posted by: ssarah at May 12, 2011 7:57 PM

I'm done making kneejerk, blanket statements for the day.
Posted by: Matty at May 12, 2011 6:36 PM

...and on the internet no less.
Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at May 12, 2011 6:53 PM

Yes, typing your manifesto about how we should live like the Amish ON THE INTERNET is delicious, delicious irony.

And for anyone who wants to have a debate about the meaning of irony, I am using it in the following manner: "The essential feature of irony is the indirect presentation of a contradiction between an action or expression and the context in which it occurs." [citation here]

Posted by: MM at May 12, 2011 8:36 PM

Oh i'm well aware of how crazy i sound. It's been a long week and sagan got to me, which is nuts cuz i actually agree with a lot of what he says.Apologies all around.

Jay: insofar as the amish quote, Im just thinking resource use, carbon emissions, etc.

Posted by: Matty at May 12, 2011 11:22 PM

DKJDW:

After yesterday's kerfuffle, it can only mean:

Don't Kill Joanna, Dick Wads

Posted by: Uriah Creep at May 13, 2011 6:05 AM

Thank you for the Sagan video.

Posted by: CptCrckpot at May 13, 2011 7:40 AM

Matty,

Why would you apologize? Does Tim Lincecum apologize to Albert Pujols for throwing a hanging curve?

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at May 13, 2011 8:55 AM

I forgot to comment: i love the t-shirts, but where is Rogue?! I want Rogue!

Posted by: Anna von Beav at May 13, 2011 9:22 AM