Was Sean Penn Completely Sh*tfaced When He Shared His Creepyweird Fantasy of Picking Julia Roberts' Teeth?
Is it just me, or does the world go mad near Halloween every year? I just wanna cuddle up with Linus and wait for the Great Pumpkin—maybe sip a cup of hot chocolate and dance with Snoopy. You in? Let’s keep it all puppies and kittens, people…
Super Bowl, schmuper-bowl…who wants to watch tight ends in tight pants when you can flip between the puppies and the kittens? Howard Stern’s wife Beth hosts this year’s all new The Kitten Bowl (airing on Hallmark Channel), opposite Animal Planet’s The Puppy Bowl. Not for nothing, but if it was a real life competition, you know those kittens would kick puppy ass. (Los Angeles Times) Animal Planet is not happy. (The Wrap) Meow.
Australian National Living Treasure (seriously) Clive Palmer says not only is he going to build a new Titanic; he’s also going to make a documentary (of the shipbuilding) and one up James Cameron’s Titanic—Palmer claims, “…it should be a lot better movie than that.” (Slashfilm)
Speaking of national treasures—I guess—what in the ever loving fork is happening to Martha Stewart? Attack of the Killer Tullemato? (Go Fug Yourself)
If that didn’t scare the shit out of you (and it should) perhaps a new horror channel will. Fangoria magazine and Hulu are joining forces to bring us über creepy movies like Audition. (Vulture)
Ah, the wonders of women and undergarments worn as outer garments; feast your eyes on these 21 Stunning Images of Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman. You’ll never again wonder why no one else even bothers to try. Hint: Carter is perfection. (Underscoopfire)
As far as I’m concerned, Ben Kingsley’s Mandarin was the best part of Iron Man 3, so I hope his “secret Marvel project” indicates a return. (Comic Book Movie)
Don’t bother waiting for Zack Snyder’s Batman vs. Superman, watch this hysterical Batman and Superman Team Up instead. (College Humor)
Dammit people! Stop stealing Banksy’s art. It ain’t cool. Well, the stuff is, but snatching, dismantling and trying to sell it by the piece is definitely not. (Uproxx)
On the other hand, here’s some thievery for good (song and show): The Walking Dead cast kinda-sorta sing along to The Monster Mash. (via The Mary Sue)
Take back Halloween with Refreshingly Non-Slutty Costumes. (Unreality)
Kelly Clarkson got married to Brandon Blackstock over the weekend, and she shared video of the intimate ceremony. Georgeous. (Celebitchy)
I am utterly hooked on MasterChef, a show on which Gordon Ramsay is actually not so terrible, and sometimes even nice. He can even be encouraging; in fact, here are 24 Inspirational Ramsay Quotes to Get You Through the Day. (Buzzfeed)
What should you do if you’re a famous You-Tuber and your car gets towed because you parked it blocking someone’s driveway? Why, make a video about what an asshole the person who had you towed is, of course! And what should that person do when he finds out you made a whiney-ass video? Make a better one, of course. (Warming Glow)
Our beloved Sherlock returns with Series 3 January 19th. I can’t wait to see Watson slap the shit out of Holmes. (Entertainment Weekly)
At the Hollywood Film Awards, Sean Penn gave a speech awarding Julia Roberts the Best Supporting Actress Award (August: Osage County). After a proper Spicoli-ish beginning, Penn’s comments leveled off, and then took a sharp left into crazy town—at about the 4:30 mark. (Dlisted)
“I want her to make an eating movie in 3D but with the interactive supplies not only to include the 3D glasses but also a virtual toothpick with which I could collect souvenirs correcting my insomnia with the comfort of those virtual morsels tucked cozily beneath my pillow.”
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