Was Sean Penn Completely Sh*tfaced When He Shared His Creepyweird Fantasy of Picking Julia Roberts' Teeth?
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Was Sean Penn Completely Sh*tfaced When He Shared His Creepyweird Fantasy of Picking Julia Roberts' Teeth?

By Cindy Davis | Pajiba Love | October 23, 2013 | Comments ()


Is it just me, or does the world go mad near Halloween every year? I just wanna cuddle up with Linus and wait for the Great Pumpkin—maybe sip a cup of hot chocolate and dance with Snoopy. You in? Let’s keep it all puppies and kittens, people…

Super Bowl, schmuper-bowl…who wants to watch tight ends in tight pants when you can flip between the puppies and the kittens? Howard Stern’s wife Beth hosts this year’s all new The Kitten Bowl (airing on Hallmark Channel), opposite Animal Planet’s The Puppy Bowl. Not for nothing, but if it was a real life competition, you know those kittens would kick puppy ass. (Los Angeles Times) Animal Planet is not happy. (The Wrap) Meow.


Australian National Living Treasure (seriously) Clive Palmer says not only is he going to build a new Titanic; he’s also going to make a documentary (of the shipbuilding) and one up James Cameron’s Titanic—Palmer claims, “…it should be a lot better movie than that.” (Slashfilm)

Speaking of national treasures—I guess—what in the ever loving fork is happening to Martha Stewart? Attack of the Killer Tullemato? (Go Fug Yourself)

If that didn’t scare the shit out of you (and it should) perhaps a new horror channel will. Fangoria magazine and Hulu are joining forces to bring us ├╝ber creepy movies like Audition. (Vulture)

Why should women have all the undergarment fun? Check it, boys—hide your moobs and get the appearance of firm pecs with your very own push-up bra, er…bro. Whatever you want to call it. (Buzzfeed)


Ah, the wonders of women and undergarments worn as outer garments; feast your eyes on these 21 Stunning Images of Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman. You’ll never again wonder why no one else even bothers to try. Hint: Carter is perfection. (Underscoopfire)


As far as I’m concerned, Ben Kingsley’s Mandarin was the best part of Iron Man 3, so I hope his “secret Marvel project” indicates a return. (Comic Book Movie)

Don’t bother waiting for Zack Snyder’s Batman vs. Superman, watch this hysterical Batman and Superman Team Up instead. (College Humor)

Dammit people! Stop stealing Banksy’s art. It ain’t cool. Well, the stuff is, but snatching, dismantling and trying to sell it by the piece is definitely not. (Uproxx)

On the other hand, here’s some thievery for good (song and show): The Walking Dead cast kinda-sorta sing along to The Monster Mash. (via The Mary Sue)

Take back Halloween with Refreshingly Non-Slutty Costumes. (Unreality)

Kelly Clarkson got married to Brandon Blackstock over the weekend, and she shared video of the intimate ceremony. Georgeous. (Celebitchy)

I am utterly hooked on MasterChef, a show on which Gordon Ramsay is actually not so terrible, and sometimes even nice. He can even be encouraging; in fact, here are 24 Inspirational Ramsay Quotes to Get You Through the Day. (Buzzfeed)

What should you do if you’re a famous You-Tuber and your car gets towed because you parked it blocking someone’s driveway? Why, make a video about what an asshole the person who had you towed is, of course! And what should that person do when he finds out you made a whiney-ass video? Make a better one, of course. (Warming Glow)

Our beloved Sherlock returns with Series 3 January 19th. I can’t wait to see Watson slap the shit out of Holmes. (Entertainment Weekly)

At the Hollywood Film Awards, Sean Penn gave a speech awarding Julia Roberts the Best Supporting Actress Award (August: Osage County). After a proper Spicoli-ish beginning, Penn’s comments leveled off, and then took a sharp left into crazy town—at about the 4:30 mark. (Dlisted)

“I want her to make an eating movie in 3D but with the interactive supplies not only to include the 3D glasses but also a virtual toothpick with which I could collect souvenirs correcting my insomnia with the comfort of those virtual morsels tucked cozily beneath my pillow.”

Cindy Davis, (Twitter) has fallen asleep in a pumpkin patch.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • John W

    Okay this may be because I'm "get off my lawn" old, but if someone blocks my driveway and I have him towed, I'M the asshole?

    I need more data.

    Edit: Okay I saw the response. Shiny.

  • savannahofaus

    Clive Palmer is a bloody National Living Embarrassment. Dude is batshit crazy.

  • Ben

    Yeah but he's bat shit crazy in like the most awesome way. I can't wait for his fucking robotic Jurassic Park at the gold coast.

  • John W

    "Carter is perfection." As Lana would say, Yuuuuuuup.

    When the powers that be finally make the Wonder Woman movie, I hope they have enough sense to include Carter.

  • They'll probably give her a cameo like they did with Lou Ferrigno in The Hulk.

  • John W

    I was thinking along the lines of Diana's mother.

  • co-winky-dink - that youtube guy was making the rounds among my friends last week with some video of him driving around and singing Build me up, Buttercup at the top of his lungs while gesturing at other drivers. He was mildly amusing, but what a jerk!?!

  • e jerry powell

    Don't joke; I'm about to have to start wearing ManSpanx myself.

  • tarqueeny

    Pretty sure we will get Sherlock here before you guys :)
    Why is Penn so mahogany-faced?

  • letsspoon

    Those costumes are completely unflattering, not to mention bland. There's definitely a way to dress cute and sexy for Halloween and still remain "non-slutty". For example: I'm going to be Louise from Bob's Burgers and shit's gonna be ADORBS.

  • nixiepoo

    Sean Penn looks like that jerky thats been killing dogs and cats.....hmmm...someone should ask him if he's been licking the inside of dog's mouths!

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Oh, wonder girl Debra Winger. So very young.

    I remember some of those episodes. - like pressing the wall apart. Fabulous.

  • koko temur

    the word "insomnia" in that Penn speech is a pretty good clue. I said weirder shit than that, in bigger rooms, when sleep deprived. Pffffft, n00b.

  • stella

    Dude, Sean Penn is really weird...

  • Note to P-Love writers: Maybe it's just me, but I keep missing P-Love because the titles, header pics, or both are so off-putting. Maybe lead with the puppies/kittens next time?

  • bastich

    Would Lynda Carter's "Wonder Woman" costume be considered a slutty Halloween costume these days? Just curious.

  • BWeaves

    No. I like that fact that Linda Carter looks sexy but not slutty.

    Plus, I love her figure. You don't see figures like that any more. Real boobs, tiny waist, real hips, no Botox or trout lips, and no overly worked out muscles.

  • Wigamer

    I now understand why my dad watched it with me.

  • Boothy K

    I was a huge Wonder Woman fan. My dad was too. He would sing the theme song "Wonder Woman! With the great big boobies!" Made me laugh every time.

  • BigBlueKY

    No, but "slutty Wonder Woman" is acceptable.

  • "Non-Slutty Costumes"

    What's the point?!

  • Bert_McGurt

    That's clearly a manssiere right there Cindy.

  • BigBlueKY

    there is nothing more heartwarming than the Peanuts. "It's the Great Pumpkin Man, Charlie Brown" and "A Charlie Brown Christmas" make me smile from the inside out.

  • Erin S

    Not going to lie, when I skimmed that first line about "the Great Pumpkin," I thought you were talking about Sean Penn. Holy spray tan, Batman!

  • pajiba

    Woah. Sean Penn. What the hell, dude?

  • Mrs. Julien

    He is, as Kathy Griffin points out, visibly crazy.

  • Berry

    Sean Penn's skin-color alarms me for some reason. It's just so very orange.

  • Parsnip

    Deep, deep orange...not a good colour on anyone.

  • anon

    Penn's an evil white rapist.

  • Berry


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