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Want to Watch Johnny Depp Pull a Rabbit out of His Career Hat; How About Some Goopy Internet Etiquette?

By Cindy Davis | Pajiba Love | May 28, 2014 | Comments ()

By Cindy Davis | Pajiba Love | May 28, 2014 |


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After yesterday’s True Detective Season 2 news broke, Dustin went poking around the interwebs, and you all know how badly that can go…Of course he dug up The Most Depraved Thing You Will Ever Read in Your Entire Life. You’ll regret reading, I promise you. (*watches all the sad little fingers clicking the link*) (Warming Glow)

Now that she’s (maybe) run out of mothering advice, it looks like Gwynnie’s moving on to internet etiquette. I’m sure we can all agree not to feed the trolls, but expecting their evolution to a “next level of conscience” might be just a tad unrealistic. Baby steps, Goopy…baby steps. (Celebitchy)

Confession: I have a ridiculous crush on both Naomi Watts and her hubs (get her on True Detective, will you Pizzolatto?). No matter what Naomi wears, she looks stunning…even if it looks like her bra is hanging out of her dress. Oh and do yourself a favor and look at the second photo of Uma, John and Quentin…you need the laugh. (Go Fug Yourself)

Um, did John Travolta take the last bit of (real) hair from his head and stick it on his chin? (Huffpo Canada…because we here in the US would never make such cruel observations.)

Johnny Depp is in talks to play Harry Houdini (“The First Superhero”?), and it might be just the magic trick his over-Burtonized career needs. I mean, we all want to forget this, right? (Slashfilm)

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What?! Musicians — well, One Direction — caught smoking dope? What will become of the world? Oh yeah, it’ll keep on rolling. (Dlisted)

On the other hand, AndrĂ©s Moncayo’s transformations of Marvel and DC Superheroes into rock stars: life changing. Okay, maybe just rad. (Laughing Squid)

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I’ve been waiting for this one; here’s some of the first beautiful images from Jorge R. Gutierrez’s upcoming Book of Life, produced by Guillermo del Toro. (USA Today via Slashfilm)

Have a gander at Google’s self driving car. Call me when it flies, mofos! (Uproxx)

Today the participants in Cannonball Read 6 and other readers worldwide mourn Maya Angelou. “I want to write so well that a person is 30 or 40 pages in a book of mine … before she realizes she’s reading,” she once said. Valyruh reviewed Dr. Angelou’s memoir, The Heart of a Woman for this year’s Read. Have you read any of her other works? (Cannonball Read 6)

Six Fictional Cats You’d Actually Want to Own…hey, where’s Ser Pounce? (Unreality)

HOMG, THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER; GET THIS GUY ON GAME OF THRONES’ PRODUCTION, STAT. John Brooker spent ten years trimming his hedges into dragon form. More photos at the link. (This Colossal)

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Cats play Jenga? Who knew? (via Gawker)


Cindy Davis, (Twitter) has a dog that plays no games. Not one.


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