Tom Cruise is Bringing Crazy Back (Again), Plus Thoreal is Worth It
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Tom Cruise is Bringing Crazy Back (Again), Plus Thoreal is Worth It

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | November 8, 2013 | Comments ()


Here’s a list of book recommendations based upon your (yes, you) favorite television programs. I’ve only caught a few of these shows, but now my Kindle wish list has grown substantially. (Vulture)

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson signed on for Seal Team 666. Yes it will probably be awful, but the man is made of sexy teflon. (Film Drunk)

Dustin has collected a group of amazingly out-of-touch quotes from network executives. My favorite? “This suicide scene is too dark.” - Lifetime (Warming Glow)

I don’t know where this Thoreal ad originated, but it’s so clever and funny. Love it. (Omar Doom)


Chris Hemsworth promotes Thor 2: The Dark World by talking about his joy of fatherhood. Smart guy. Family men are very important in courting the female demographic. (People)

tatinevepl1.jpgJustin Bieber’s Brazilian gal pal, Tati Neves, tries to clear up the misconception that she’s a lady of the night and fails miserably. (DListed)

The clumsy-chick romcom trope must die. (Uproxx)

A Hunger Games Subway tie-in: bad idea. (TMS)

Lots of people have tattoos of Will Farrell. (Buzzfeed)

Why are puppies born with eyes closed? (Mental Floss)

Courtney Love says she gets a lot of offers for sex from guys who want to play Kurt Cobain in a biopic. That’s kinda creepy. (Grantland)

Producers made Cameron Diaz re-record all of her dialogue for The Counselor because she sounded too much like Rihanna. (Slashfilm)

Crazy Tom Cruise is back, people. I feel a little bad for him about this one particular tabloid headline, but he’s only putting his arrogance and Scientology insanity on display in the deposition transcript for his new lawsuit. (Celebitchy)

I know this sounds terribly mean, but Duchess Kate’s curtain hair is so distracting that I can’t see anything but a cocker spaniel wearing a killer coat in this photo. (Go Fug Yourself)

Using Pokemon to teach safe sex is a great idea. Because a lot of people will be scared off by the thought of having kids who will possibly like Pokemon. Oh, I give up. (Kotaku)

Here’s a bittersweet video of labradors (my own lab is very sick) being awesome. The witness laughter is kind of annoying, so I suggest you hit the “mute” button before starting. The video also gets better as it rolls.

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  • kirbyjay

    <----- My beloved sweetie pup, Duckey, now 9. Kirby was my last yellow Lab, hence the Kirbyjay. I feel your pain.
    Tom telling Suri stories...
    T: There was once an overlord named Xenu who sent billions of thetans to Earth where they exploded in a nuclear blast and attached themselves to humans.....
    S: DAD DAAAAAAAD, I think there's a thetan under my bed. Make it go AWAY

  • e jerry powell

    Okay, now I totally want to gay marry Kate McKinnon.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    Sick pets are just the worst, because you always get the feeling that if you could just communicate with them a little more effectively, you might be able to help them more. (or perhaps I'm projecting) Either way, I hope your dog gets better!
    As for Cruise, did it seem like he spoke about parenting Suri as if he never parented before? I was under the impression he had two children other than Suri, or did he sacrifice them to Xenu?

  • emilya

    i hope the pup gets better! my family had a black lab from the time i was 8-20 and she was an amazing pet.

  • Jezzer

    There's a danger of people who play Pokemon having The Sex?

  • Al Borland's Beard

    For me, it wasn't so much the playing Pokemon that hurt my chances, but the Pokemon related puns I tried using as pick-up lines.

  • foolsage

    Labs are wonderful pets. I hope yours gets well soon.

  • Samantha Klein

    Thinking good thoughts for your furbaby!

  • I hope your dog feels better soon.

    It's cute how Hemsworth thinks talking about his wife and child will dissuade the crazy stalkers. That said, I'll bet he will be a really fun dad.

  • Maguita NYC

    Sorry your lab is not well Dustin. Hope he gets better soon.

  • Bert_McGurt

    I really feel for you and your lab buddy. I still miss our big fella terribly even though he passed back in August. But if there's one thing I learned from him it's that labs are a mothereffin' TOUGH breed - so keep positive and give your friend lots of love. I'm pulling for you both.

  • Pants-are-a-must

    Sick beloved pets are something I wish on no one. I hope your lab gets better.

  • Pants-are-a-must

    "Chris Hemsworth promotes Thor 2: The Dark World by talking about his joy of fatherhood. Smart guy. Family men are very important in courting the female demographic."

    And then Tom Hiddleston ruins it for him by telling Horowitz on MTV that Hemsworth showed him a picture that demonstrates how tiny his daughter is compared to the size of his....oh god, I hope biceps, but it was probably balls.

  • VonnegutSlut

    I hope your dog gets better.

    My biggest takeaway from the Tom Cruise story is how many times he refers to her as "Katie" not "Kate."

    I guess it only took a divorce to get through to him.

  • Maguita NYC

    It took divorce to finally remember her name correctly!

    This article however made me realize the real Tom Cruise is now gone forever, replaced completely by an emotionless clone praising Xenu... Correction, I meant Thetan praising Xenu.

  • e jerry powell

    All hail!

  • Pants-are-a-must

    She's "Kate" when her public image contributes to his professional success.

  • emmalita

    I noticed that too.

  • emmalita

    I'm sorry your Lab is sick. :(

    Tom Cruise is my schadenfreude meth. I can't stop reading stories of him being crazy.

  • NateMan

    Sorry your dog isn't well, and hope he\she improves!

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