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Tina Fey, One Classy Piece of Trash

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (59)



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Did you know Google is looking to eliminate the “caps lock” key? WHAT ARE THEY THINKING??!!? As you well know, my love affair with ol’ Caps is second only to my burning passion for the Interrobang. Well, some fine fellow at Cracked interviewed Caps about his fate. The results are…disturbing. Sigh, I always fall for the bad boys. (Cracked)

There is a huge-scale protest going on in Egypt right now. Here’s a stunning photo of a protester facing down a riot squad. That’s the thing, though. The Egyptian government has most forms of media on complete lockdown, so a lot of what we’re getting is images rather than reports. Here one protestor writes of his experience under a pseudonym. (The Awl)

Of course you’re from San Francisco, weird-o artist who makes portraits of celebrities out of their own trash. Like my city doesn’t have enough of an oddball reputation. Admittedly, the pieces themselves are kind of cool, and he has done some Pajiba favs like Tina Fey, Mary-Louise Parker, and Tori Spelling. What, you guys don’t love Tori? (Socialite Life)

What do you mean everything in Jurassic Park isn’t completely scientifically accurate? My world, she crumbles! Next you’ll be telling me bread makes you fat. BREAD MAKES YOU FAT? (Boing Boing)

I know some of you dig on the “Vampire Diaries” and that’s cool, you don’t have to explain your irrational loves to me. I love the caps lock key, so I’m not here to judge (I’m totally here to judge). All I’m saying is this ad campaign is not swaying me to the dark side. (NY Magazine)

Speaking of irrational loves, I love the cartoon Lackadaisy alot. Like, alot alot. Here they breakdown some dos and don’ts (mostly don’ts) for aspiring cartoonists. Beware the smarm brow. Also, pssst, here be kittehs. (Lackadaisy)

Do you ever look at the photo-a-day from NASA? My favorite is this old view of the earth at night. Light pollution never looked so purty. Anywhoodle, you can check the site everyday for a new photo and an accompanying explanation from an astronomer of what you’re staring at. (NASA)

Speaking of fascinating things to stare at, here is a round-up of the best faces made by politicians during The State of The Union Address. Oh, Biden. I love you so. (Buzfeed)

Speaking of TSoTUA (that was an exhausting acronym), while the word clouds of TSoTUA and the accompanying Republican Response are pretty neat-o, I think NPR’s word cloud made of reader-submitted three word recaps of TSOTUA is even cooler. Yay salmon joke! (NPR)

“Ye gods, Link Wench,” I hear you cry. What on earth is a “word cloud” and why are you so obsessed with them? I’ll tell you, my banana bran muffins. In order to make a “word cloud” you submit text into a program that makes a spiffy graphic out of the words. The more a word is used, the bigger it is in the graphic. Here, I made one from yesterday’s P. Love comments. While the arrangement of the words are random, I do dig on the juxtaposition of “Sexual Arial” and “Love Slapping.” I enjoyed this so much, I might do it again tomorrow, so mind your ps and qs down there in the comments section, Big Brother is word-clouding.

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I’ll confess something to you, my Sexual Arials, I have a weakness for quirk. Maybe you already knew this about me. Sometimes I like to swim around in a whimsypool until my fingers get all prune-y. This particular video blend might be a skosh much for you all, so if you are indifferent to quirk, or, even worse, if it sends you into a blind fit of yamma-burn-the-store-down rage, just don’t even click on these videos. The first is from a local SF band and while I like the song, I truly dig on the Lomography camera.

And, finally, I bring to you the Queen of the Whimsy Prom, Zooey Deschanel, with her latest She & Him video. I’m sorry! She charms me!!! This version is teeny, so you can see a bigger version of Zooey in all her mod glory here.

Joanna Robinson hopes tomorrow’s “word cloud” of today’s comments doesn’t include “DEATH TO QUIRK.” See, how could I do that without you, Caps? The shift key can go screw.









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Comments

WOOT WORD CLOUDS! I loved the one I made for the Pajiba Dictionary ages ago... where did I put it...

I must not have been around yesterday - why is* Wingdings so prominent?

(*is? are? que?)

Posted by: Patty O'Green at January 26, 2011 1:16 PM

Thanks for the info about Egypt. This is important deserves to be covered. Things have been bad there for a long time and likely are not going to get better anytime soon.

Posted by: Melody at January 26, 2011 1:17 PM

Heehee...his name's Boner.

Posted by: Figgy at January 26, 2011 1:17 PM

I'm seeding the word cloud here.

Panda Scrotum,Panda Scrotum,Panda Scrotum,Panda Scrotum,Panda Scrotum,Panda Scrotum,Panda Scrotum,Panda Scrotum.

Posted by: MRCREOSOTE at January 26, 2011 1:18 PM

Remind me to buy you the Hyperbole and a Half "I love this Alot" t-shirt.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 26, 2011 1:19 PM

NASA has an App for that, too.
Just sayin'.

Good linkin', Link Wench.

Posted by: Rykker at January 26, 2011 1:19 PM

We need a word cloud made entirely of buttholes. Get on it.

Posted by: , at January 26, 2011 1:21 PM

APOD! I love APOD!

Posted by: Anna von Beav at January 26, 2011 1:21 PM

Oh, my comment looks particularly smart after Melody's.

*shame*

Posted by: Figgy at January 26, 2011 1:23 PM

Patty, we were doing font puns yesterday. "The Long and Wingding Road" was my fav.

Posted by: coveredinbees at January 26, 2011 1:27 PM

I knew my boyfriend was a keeper when on the first date he referenced the Alot. For his birthday, I got him the "I care about this Alot" shirt, because I care about him, and grammar, alot.

(Please say some of you are now imagining an Alot made out of hyphens, semicolons and noun-verb agreement.)

Posted by: Quorren at January 26, 2011 1:29 PM

So, word clouds.... what I *thought* you were talking about was, when I was a wee little thing in grade school, our English teacher did this thing she called "clustering". I believe it came from some New Age-y, late 70s instructional theory.

In clustering, you get a word (idea) to start in the center, and then you just write down as many things as you can think of that relate to that idea, and then things that relate to those things, and so on. Basically, free association. The way we would write them was, the main word would be in a bubble in the center; then you would write words surrounding it on all sides, in a cluster, if you will. And we would draw bubbles around those words, and put lines connecting them back to the main bubble. Then we would put words around the outer words, draw bubbles, connect them... So in the end you had something that looked like a snowflake-flowchart-thingamabob. And of course, being a girly girl, my bubbles always had scalloped edges like clouds. WORD CLOUDS!

Thus concludes my nostalgia trip for the morning.

Posted by: MM at January 26, 2011 1:34 PM

Really? My comment needs approval by the Pajiba Powers That Be? I didn't even squeee!

Or was it the common sense? Is that banned now?

Posted by: Scully at January 26, 2011 1:34 PM

NEED TO KNOW WHERE TO GET THAT ALOT. Like, ALOT.

Posted by: Samantha at January 26, 2011 1:36 PM

Joe Biden is without a doubt my favorite government official. He's snarky, smart in an off-the-cuff way, and half muppet (on his father's side -- his mom's side is Irish).

Posted by: esme at January 26, 2011 1:40 PM

DEATH TO QUIRK AND WHIMSY!

Posted by: admin at January 26, 2011 1:42 PM

The "alot" is a one off, I'm not sure she can be bribed into making more. . .but you never know. I also want it. . .like, alot.

http://loveandasandwich.deviantart.com/art/I-LIKE-THIS-ALOT-181482531

Posted by: coveredinbees at January 26, 2011 1:49 PM

Wordcloud manipulation MOIST can be MOIST really MOIST fun. Especially MOIST if you MOIST make it MOIST something that MOIST everyone's going MOIST to hate.

MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST MOIST. (Try saying that out loud really fast.)

Posted by: Paultera at January 26, 2011 2:06 PM

CAPS LOCK GETS THE MOiST MILEAGE OUT OF THE MOiST FONTS MOiST OF THE TIME.

Posted by: branded at January 26, 2011 2:27 PM

FORNICATE. CONDEMN. HELLFIRE. BRIMSTONE.

I just want to see these in a Pajiban word cloud, juxtaposed next to things like love-slapping and robbery flav.

Posted by: nosio at January 26, 2011 2:27 PM

Scrotum, Scrotum,
ESS SEE ARE OH TEE YOU EM
Scrotum, Scrotum,
It's what keeps your testicles in.
It's lumpy!
It's bumpy!
It's covered with hair!
What would you do if it wasn't there?!
Scrotum, Scrotum,
ESS SEE ARE OH TEE YOU EM

Posted by: Human Centipede - Scrotum Section at January 26, 2011 2:28 PM

I'd say the She & Him video had me at "Orpheus melted the heart of Persephone," but that would be a lie as the opening graphics made me smile. Plus, Zooey Deschanel dancing is always a treat. Delightful.

Posted by: Robert at January 26, 2011 2:31 PM

I loved that NPR word cloud enough I put in on my FB page last night. If there's one thing that unites us all, it's salmon. SALMON!!!

Posted by: katy at January 26, 2011 2:36 PM

Wait, wait, wait...Judge Judy is considered a celebrity too? When did that happen?

And for some reason, I don't like Tina Fey. I don't know why.

Posted by: Candee at January 26, 2011 2:42 PM

Upchuck on the nutcuts. Scrotal Sack. Blergh

@HC: yours is covered in hair?! Eeeeewww! There are devices to fix that.

Posted by: Ms MoMo at January 26, 2011 2:45 PM

Maybe if we all say "butthole" a lot.

BUTTHOLE!

Posted by: Figgy at January 26, 2011 3:01 PM

mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise mayonnaise
I'M DIZZY AND CREAMY NOW

Posted by: Ian at January 26, 2011 3:02 PM

Ian, that makes my eyes burn and my stomach churn.

Posted by: nosio at January 26, 2011 3:08 PM

That's because you're a filthy condimentist.

Posted by: Ian at January 26, 2011 3:11 PM

I love the word clouds. I've been slightly obsessed with them since Joanna initially posted...but they actually had a (slightly) practical use - I just directed a show of songs based on Langston Hughes' poems. I made a word cloud of all the poems, and I'm printing it as the cover of "thank you" cards for the cast & crew. They look amazing. "Black" is the biggest word (for some reason) but what's telling is that "Dream" and "America" are almost as big.

I just love that the word cloud presents data in a way that has meaning AND is beautiful.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at January 26, 2011 3:12 PM

That artist making portraits out of celeb trash isn't as subversive as the headline makes it seem - the stars actually provide the junk themselves. And commission the pieces.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at January 26, 2011 3:14 PM

why is* Wingdings so prominent?

I think that's my fault. I mentioned them four times in a three sentence post. :D

Am I the only one who never uses CAPS LOCK? When I want to write in all caps I just hold down shift with my pinky. /shrug

Posted by: L4NkYb at January 26, 2011 3:17 PM

I might be filthy, but I am the OPPOSITE of a condimentist. Above all I'm an advocate for widespread recognition of barbecue sauce as a condiment equal to the likes of ketchup, mustard, and mayo. Does this seem narrowminded? Possibly. Is it weird? Definitely. Is mayonnaise disgusting? Indisputably.

Posted by: nosio at January 26, 2011 3:20 PM

Is mayonnaise disgusting? Indisputably.

You shut your Miracle Whip loving mouth! Everyone knows all mayonnaise haters are right-aisle condementist nut-jobs.

Posted by: Paultera at January 26, 2011 4:03 PM

Upchuck on the nutcuts. Scrotal Sack. Blergh

@HC: yours is covered in hair?! Eeeeewww! There are devices to fix that.


Posted by: Ms MoMo at January 26, 2011 2:45 PM

[sheepishly]
Yes?
[/sheepishly]

Posted by: Human Centipede - Scrotum Section at January 26, 2011 4:28 PM

Paultera, don't even try to talk to people like that. They talk big, but just TRY to get them to make a sandwich with two different kinds of bread and see what happens.

Posted by: Ian at January 26, 2011 4:38 PM

Hee! Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise is Delightful, with a capital D.

Also, OF COURSE BBQ sauce is a condiment. It's basically made of ketchup.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at January 26, 2011 4:39 PM

Mayonnaise versus Miracle Whip again?

Wasn't there enough bloodshed at the previous Battles of Condimentsville and Gettysburger?

Posted by: branded at January 26, 2011 6:43 PM

That Zooey is such a doll! I'm at the age where I still subscribe to RS magazine for their constantly going back to 60's Rock articles, and usually don't recognize a single song or artist on the current Billboard Top 10, but after watching that She and Him video I'm going to get their CD. Joanna not only thrills me with her writing, she has exquisite taste!

Posted by: harmless fan at January 26, 2011 6:46 PM

Froot Loops, Froot Loops, Froot Loops, Froot Loops, Froot Loops, Froot Loops, Froot Loops, Froot Loops, Froot Loops, Froot Loops, Froot Loops, Froot Loops

I just really like Froot Loops.

Posted by: Slash at January 26, 2011 6:53 PM

Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda Mustard.

Posted by: jM at January 26, 2011 7:04 PM

AvB, I always put BBQ sauce in my sandwich!

BBQ SAUCE! BBQ SAUCE!

Posted by: Figgy at January 26, 2011 7:07 PM

Mayonnaise forever!

Buttholes.

(Not calling names, just seeding)

I assumed that the trash artist got his materials from digging through a celebrity's garbage cans. Finding out everything is donated makes it a little disappointing, frankly.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at January 26, 2011 7:38 PM

everyone is always so focused on word clouds, but what about the forgotten turd cloud?

this is discrimination of the highest order.

Posted by: stopthemadness formerly and currently known as Angry Black Lady at January 26, 2011 7:45 PM

mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard
mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustardmustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustardmustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard


IT'S CONDIMENT WARS BITCHES!!!

Seriously egg and oil? Glah.

Posted by: mrcreosote at January 26, 2011 7:55 PM

Ah, a twist to the condiment war:

Ketchup or catsup?? WHICH IS CORRECT?


P.S.

mustard mustard mustard mustard mustard BUTTHOLE mustard

Posted by: MM at January 26, 2011 8:00 PM

MelBivDevoe

"Mayonnaise forever"? "Buttholes"? Are you chastising non-mayo lovers or promoting a 'new' lubricant I haven't previously considered?

Could you answer soon, please? Like, real soon?

Posted by: Bill (Formerly Bill) at January 26, 2011 8:06 PM

Uhm, I might to want to Catch VD from Ian Somerhalder.

Posted by: Samantha at January 26, 2011 8:28 PM

Great links today. Thanks on the POV from Cairo, especially.

Posted by: mswas at January 26, 2011 9:08 PM

Why is equatorial Africa brimming with wildfires in that NASA photo?

Posted by: vic at January 26, 2011 10:03 PM

Bill - the former, definitely the former.

Unless, of course, you're into that kind of thing.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at January 26, 2011 10:42 PM

How bout this: mayonnaise AND Miracle Whip are both DISGUSTING (caps lock, I will always need you).

Why is no one talking about the dinosaurs?!? Did you look at the actual photos? Both of them had feathers. I mean, feathers! They're adorable.

Posted by: Even Stevens at January 27, 2011 12:28 AM

I know in that picture she's plastered in makeup and washed out by model lights, but god damn, Tina Fey is beautiful. What a woman.

Posted by: Lucas at January 27, 2011 1:40 AM

SALAD CREAM!!

Posted by: Limey Bastard at January 27, 2011 3:58 AM

Links to NASA photo of the day AND Thao with the Get Down Stay Down? You're the best Link Wench ever.

Long live NASA nerds!
Long live quirk!

Posted by: Simon at January 27, 2011 4:55 AM

CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK CAPS LOCK

Posted by: Uriah Creep at January 27, 2011 6:40 AM

She has a good voice but, the She & Him stuff is too... wispy, like they're hiding her voice behind something for no good reason.

CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK! CAPS POP N' LOCK!

Posted by: e at January 27, 2011 12:08 PM

I thought that same thing, too, e. I'm thinking the backing vocals are pretty & they all sound like her, but all the vocals have a kind of 'washed-out' effect, and yeah totally unnecessary.

Posted by: harmless fan at January 27, 2011 5:32 PM

Oh, & almost forgot Lucas: fer sure, right? Tina is sexy trying to chug-a-lug an entire pizza down her throat, but she's a true beauty & photographs like a goddess.. damn, too many hot/talented/hilarious women out there today; I plan on attending quite a few of the Women's History Month activities coming up, mainly just to demonstrate the support I have for this new generation - -

in my pants

(sorry, couldn't resist)

Posted by: harmless fan at January 27, 2011 5:39 PM