This Super Gay Poster Of Thor And Loki Will Make You Wish Natalie Portman Didn't Exist
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This Super Gay Poster Of Thor And Loki Will Make You Wish Natalie Portman Didn't Exist

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | September 10, 2013 | Comments ()

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Soooooo is white face a thing that’s okay now? Did I miss the memo on that one? I mean, I guess if it’s good enough for the Wayans Bros, it’s good enough for Tyra Banks. In this creepy photoshoot she styles herself after several famous supermodels. And since everything I know about supermodels I learned from George Michael’s “Freedom! ‘90” video, I only recognize Kate Moss and Cindy Crawford. This vision below? No idea. (Celebitchy)

Speaking of what’s black, what’s white, the lovely Margaret Lyons over at Vulture asked the question “what’s your favorite episode of your favorite TV series?” Hers is “The Post-Modern Prometheus” from The X-Files (shot in B&W) and excuse me while I do some Sophie’s choice-ing over here on episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer. “Hush?” “The Body?” “Becoming?” DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE. (Vulture)

Listen, I thought it was a truth universally acknowledged that we don’t question what SWINTON is wearing. Not ever. (GFY)

Speaking of sartorial swellness, is ol’ Timmy Riggins here in a light summer suit enough to erase the memory of John Cahtah? It isn’t, is it? (LaineyGossip)

Oh dear, as it’s wont to do, the internet decided to attack Star Trek Into Darkness. I don’t agree but to each his own. TO EACH HIS OWN, STAR TREK WRITER WHO WENT INTO THE COMMENTS SECTION. Ugh, you never go into the comments section. It’s not that the nerds of the internet are smarter than you, Star Trek writer, (though they may be). It’s that they have a lot more time on their hands to pick you apart. Never venture into the comments section. There be dragons. (Flavorwire)

Speaking of dragons, the great Sigur Rós will be the next band to enjoy a cameo on “Game Of Thrones.” Any guesses on which Westerosi song they could cover? (WG)

And if you can’t wait until 2014 to get your blood-thirsty TV fix, join me as I recap the sixth season of “Sons Of Anarchy” over on Vulture. In advance of tonight’s super-violent premiere, I wrote a rundown of the ten bloodiest moments in the show’s history. (Vulture)

Speaking of following Pajiba writers elsewhere, Dustin wrote up an amazing piece on 25 callbacks from the final season of Breaking Bad. There were so many I missed and my favorite is below. (Uproxx)

And now for something completely different. Did you know that there is a place in the Philippines they call, uh, SexMoan? Or they used to. Here are 4 more shockingly awful names major cities almost had. (Cracked)

You know that three-eyed fish from The Simpsons? Yeah, a Massachusetts fisherman caught a six-clawed lobster. What a delectable mutation. (Laughing Squid)

In order to ease the burden on your DVR, here’s a list of new Fall shows that are guaranteed to be cancelled before the year is out. But! But! Christian Slater and Steve Zahn! (Underscoopfire)

Ah, but when it comes to favorite shows that mercifully weren’t cancelled, The Mindy Project tops my list. You can watch the second season premiere here. It’s Franco-f*cking-tastic. (Hulu)

Okay, first of all, did you see that no good, very bad character poster for Thor: The Dark World featuring Natalie Portman? Homegirl looks like she is majorly concussed and the only thing holding her up are Thor’s brawny, veiny arms. The character poster for Loki is much better, but I still prefer the super gay hybrid above. IT’S NOT INCEST IF HE’S ADOPTED. (TMS)

And, finally, speaking of Marvel-ous things, I sort of love this Iron Man suit made for Pepper Potts. I mean, her, uh, Buns of Iron aren’t exactly protected, but the abdomen plates are pretty rad. (Unreality)

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  • Brett

    "This Super Gay Poster Of Thor And Loki Will Make You Wish Natalie Portman Didn't Exist"

    No, it won't.

  • BlackRabbit

    "The lobster, which has been named “Lola,” will be sent to Maine State Aquarium in Boothbay Harbor, Maine where it will be publicly displayed with other unique lobsters." YOU FOOLS! DON'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING? IT'S ALL PART OF THEIR FIENDISH PLAN!

    That or the villain for the Aquaman movie.

  • DominaNefret

    Scrubs: "My Philosophy"
    Doctor Who:"The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances"
    If a two-parter is cheating, than just "The Empty Child".

  • So...Tyra's cosplaying Avril Lavigne or something? #Idontgetit

  • Tom


    It's "Becoming". I know it feels weird to say that your favorite episode of a 144 episode show was 35 episodes in, but it's just too good. It's a perfect finale. Plot lines from throughout the season are resolved. It pays off an entire season of storylines and relationships. And it's still fun to watch even on it's own. I'm not doing a great job stating my case, but you know what I'm talking about. Embrace it. "Becoming" is the best Buffy episode.

  • grr arrgh

    But..but...The Body owns all my tears...and what about Once More, With Feeling? Or Band Candy, I Only Have Eyes For You, Graduation Day P1 and 2, every episode where Willow was evil because I'm sorry but that was amazing even when it got hardcore sad with Giles and the yellow crayon...ugh, emotions. I'm having too many at one time.

  • JoannaRobinson

    It is "Becoming." You are absolutely right.

  • BigBlueKY

    The Tild strikes again. She will be 53 this year. Fifty. Three. She can rock that metallic toga anytime she wants because THE TILD.

  • alwaysanswerb

    Whoa, whoa. Whiteface is not a "thing." There is no historical context of whiteface being a "thing" that is damaging to white people. Crying white tears over whiteface is no different from dudebros lamenting that sometimes male models have to pose naked too, man. The only reason it's uncomfortable to see whiteface is because we know how bad blackface is and because apparently as a culture we don't understand racial politics enough to inherently grasp why they're different.

  • Ferrous Bueller

    I'm guessing that's supposed to be model of the moment Cara Delavingne and her angry baby eyebrows. She's about 2 feet shorter than Tyra so the white face isn't the major difference between the two.

  • ERM

    Tyra has had models on her show wear black face and brown face, so it isn't surprising she is doing white face...

  • Maddy

    Forgot that they were ADOPTED brothers. Everything's cool now.

  • Robert

    Tyra painting her face white is not the offensive part of the spread. The offensive part of the spread is that she only chose to pose as three black supermodels and one of them is "Tyra Banks at 15." Fucking narcissism, how does it work?

  • Feralhousecat

    I didn't need that image to make me wish Natalie Portman didn't exist.

  • emmalita

    Given the intense love and adoration the GFY women have for SWINTON (they even lent her their Intern George for a couple of movies), I'm going to give them a pass on the occasional questioning of SWINTON's sartorial choices.

  • NateMan

    1. It might not be strictly incest - though we don't know who Loki's mother is, do we? - but it's still incesty. Incest-flavored, as it were. Which tastes a lot like citrus gum, as it turns out.
    2. The poster itself deserves a nice slow clap moment. Because it's great.

  • mairimba

    Haven't Geishas been white facing for centuries now?

  • Maguita NYC


  • NateMan

    "Hey Loki, you wanna feel THE THUNDER?"

  • Maguita NYC

    Oh no, Lightning is about to strike Loki's powerful Staff!

  • Joe Grunenwald

    Loki's lightening rod is surging with Asgardian power!

  • Maguita NYC

    Yeah I bet Thor is liking that Assgardian power alright.

  • grr arrgh

    That Assgardian Mullet Power, more like.

  • emmalita


  • NateMan

    That's the 3rd in the Thor trilogy, don'cha know. After the World is Dark comes: THE LIGHTENING.
    *insert gravelly voice here*
    In a World made Dark by Thor's creepy desire for a mortal woman like 1/50th his age, only Loki's incestuous love can bring Thor to Valhalla. Sparks - among other things - will erupt when hammer meets staff. Light returns to the Dark World in: THOR 3: THE LIGHTENING.

    Rated NC-17

  • Slash

    You all know it's LIGHTNING, right?

    No E.

    Just checking, in case I'm missing a joke or something.

  • emmalita

    Actually I misspelled it, because I can't spell worth shit.

  • NateMan

    Ayup. Maguita spelled it wrong in her original post (before rewriting history) so we were all just riffing on it. :)

  • Maguita NYC

    You are such a f*cking tattletale!
    I can't wait for your daughter to start telling on you to your wife. "Mom, big-bald headed papa was checking out the neighbor's ass. Also, he was not watching football while babysitting me, but 2 people naked when you weren't around".

    Payback is a bitch mister, you wait and see how she's going to bite you in the ass and leave you old and harried.

  • NateMan

    First, I was merely striving for accuracy. And second, my wife already knows when I watch porn. Telling her I was watching football; well, that would be cause for suspicion, since I've only voluntarily watched 2 games in my entire life.

  • emmalita

    I want that one to have backup dancers.

  • emmalita

    Exactly what your hand would be doing given the opportunity.

  • Maguita NYC

    You know me so well!

  • Joe Grunenwald

    He's clutching mighty Mjolnir, obviously.

  • JoannaRobinson

    Mew mew?

  • PerpetualIntern

    Texas Forever!

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