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There Are A Few Actors I Would Watch Do Anything. Sharpen Pencils, I Don't Care. This Lady's One Of Them.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (30)



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It was inevitable, Ryan Murphy, he of “Glee” (crap!) and “Nip/Tuck” (spotty!) fame, is helming a new show. I’d like to skip it altogether, I really would, but he had the good taste to cast the unparalleled Connie Britton. So now I have to watch it. DAMNIT. Here’s a teaser, I’ll admit the effects are pretty swanky and creepy but I’ll also admit that the promo could have been 30 seconds of Britton’s hair being tossed about and I’d be equally impressed. (Warming Glow)

Speaking of pretty hair, the lovely Janna O’Shea from Marvel has entered the Mad Men casting call competition. If it can’t be one of you gorgeous Pajibans, I hope it’s her. Seriously, check out her hair. (Mad Men Casting)

And while we’re on the subject of Marvel, here’s a recipe for Captain (As) America(n As) Apple Pie. Actually they sort of look like Thundercats to me, but I appreciate the concept. (Just Jenn Recipes)

Say you ate too many Captain (As) America(n As) Apple Pies and were looking for a way to get back into fighting trim. Well, did you know that banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour? Would I lie to you? Go on, tryyyy it. You’ll liiiike it. (Learn Something Every Day)

“Tryyyyy it, you’ll liiiiike it” is an old commercial slogan that’s been stuck in my head since, well, since before I was born apparently. Are there any rattling around your head? If so, this site could use your help. I’m thinking “Whack and Unwrap” is probably not what they’re going for. (New Condoms)

And I might, maybe, have started singing the Pepto Bismol jingle “Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea” when I saw this photo. I’m not proud, but it did happen. (Fashionably Geek )
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Those poor actors from the Pepto Bismol commercial. Can you imagine your former classmates catching that one night while watching “Idol’? Is it better to be in a sh*tty commercial or a huge, high-budget sh*tty sci-fi movie? We should ask Jason Momoa. ANNNYWAY, here’s a graph of the 25 Most Expensive Bad Sci-Fi Movies. Read it and weep. (Geek Twins)

I can only assume Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner reborquel will soon join that list. That’s right. I’m assuming left and right. Here’s the brilliant Nathaniel R with the most snarky and succinct reaction to Ridley’s betrayal yet. (The Film Experience)

Speaking of snarky reactions, TWOP Fan sent me this blog wherein the Scientology Golden Child, Suri Cruise, scathes about the other children of Hollywood. YES IT’S FAKE. And adorable. (Suri’s Burn Book)

But before you weep for today’s youth, ElmoTee sent me this 13 year-old’s Science Fair Project. It involves Fibonacci, solar panels and trees. The kid won a Young Naturalist Award and I have to say I’m pretty impressed. (American Museum of Natural History)

I’m also impressed with the Cleveh Gehls and Boys over at PETA who have produced a “porn” site in order to market to a new audience. I have to admit, “Pleather Yourself” is a pretty great slogan. (Celebitchy)

Speaking of porn, I’ll leave you with this entirely NSFW photo celebration of NYC’s law allowing women to go topless anytime they like. I think it’s so rad. Yeah, yeah, because I like boobs. But also because I like equality. (Gothamist)

And, finally, the wonderful Brent Spiner aka “Data” from “Star Trek: The Next Generation” does a magnificent Patrick Stewart impression. Next Gen was my first sci-fi experience. A gateway drug if you will. So this tickles all my nerdy bits.

Joanna Robinson would absolutely buy all the condoms that said “Make it last a little longer, Longer with Big Red!” Oh and in regards to a comment left earlier today, she’d give ALL the jobs to Fright Night. Not just the handy ones.









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Comments

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Posted by: Protoguy at August 22, 2011 1:05 PM

That's a lot of suck, though I liked Howard The Duck. Ah poetry, now what rhymes with suck and duck?

Posted by: Protoguy at August 22, 2011 1:20 PM

Yeah! That's uh, Connie Britton! That's who that is. I loved her in, uh, that one thing she was so good in.

Posted by: logan at August 22, 2011 1:21 PM

So you're saying you own Spin City on DVD?

I'm gonna have to remember that Big Red slogan for future use. I have a pretty good memory about these things, so hopefully I won't forget in the 3 years it'll likely take for me to get a chance.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 22, 2011 1:21 PM

The remembrance of gum jingles and the whole 3 years thing are probably related huh?

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 22, 2011 1:27 PM

Nah dont worry about it buddy you just need to find a girl into gum jingles.

Posted by: logan at August 22, 2011 1:29 PM

Or at the very least Mentos: The Fresh Maker!

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 22, 2011 1:34 PM

Didn't we already have "The Diary of Madonna's Baby?"

Posted by: Jerry at August 22, 2011 1:49 PM

Yeah! That's uh, Connie Britton! That's who that is. I loved her in, uh, that one thing she was so good in.

Spin City or Friday Night Lights?

Posted by: Fredo at August 22, 2011 1:52 PM

She can sharpen my pencils any day! Any school day when I'm doing my homework. Maybe after she brings me an after school snack.
I really mostly see her in a maternal way after Friday Night Lights.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at August 22, 2011 1:59 PM

Boobs, outhouses, and the wrath of Roy Batty. Not bad for a Monday.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 22, 2011 2:48 PM

Unfortunately, that 13-year-old's solar power theory has already been debunked.

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2011/08/blog-debunks-13-year-olds-solar-power-breakthorugh.php

He's still working on that cold fusion thing, though.

Posted by: Tranjo at August 22, 2011 2:52 PM

Her?

(It's funny you should say that because HER TOO. Big time.--JR)

Posted by: Fiona at August 22, 2011 2:53 PM

286 votes?

I have one. ONE. I can't even get my spouse or friends to vote for my stupid Man Men picture. I'm such a loser.

Posted by: Skyler Durden (aka Beth Perkins) at August 22, 2011 2:56 PM

Hi.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 22, 2011 3:05 PM

If he's working on cold fusion, the Italians already beat him to it. Too bad their claim seem a bit dubious as well. At least there's still hope for our American progeny!

http://newenergytimes.com/v2/sr/RossiECat/RossiScientificFailure7Steps.shtml

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 22, 2011 3:11 PM

And damn straight Anne turned into a hottie. George Micheal (and his father) need to learn to let their Eggs incubate for a bit longer.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at August 22, 2011 3:14 PM

Unfortunately, that 13-year-old's solar power theory has already been debunked.

Phew! Next up, they're going to spend time proving that combining baking soda and vinegar doesn't actually make lava.


I really mostly see her in a maternal way after Friday Night Lights.

It's time for you to visit a clear ophthalmologist.

Posted by: branded at August 22, 2011 3:22 PM

Brent Spiner and Data ruined the ST:TNG movies.

...but that clip was freakin' hilarious.

...but I still hate him.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at August 22, 2011 3:35 PM

Even if that 13 year old's theory was debunked, kudos to him for his observations and his craft and his work. Made me fondly remember Donald Duck in Mathemagic Land.

I'm impressed with the essay too...(though my initial thought was that there was no way it was written by a 13 year old boy)

Posted by: Sara Tonin at August 22, 2011 3:36 PM

[psssst.... You guys..... I may have entered the Mad Men casting thing, too... So, like, I dunno, if you really feel like voting for a Pajiban....
http://madmencastingcall.amctv.com/browse/detail/a7e3e04263edb9a4389cfac5bb3908221412f97f /end-tasteless-self-promotion....]

Posted by: Tammy at August 22, 2011 3:46 PM

That impersonation was hilarious! Loved it.

Posted by: foolsage at August 22, 2011 3:51 PM

People for the Erotic Treatment of Animals?

Posted by: fracas at August 22, 2011 4:07 PM

Hmm...the only commercial slogan that sticks in my head is, "time to make the donuts". Which come to think of it, would make for very interesting condom adds...

Posted by: NateS1973 at August 22, 2011 4:47 PM

Also, at one time I considered creating my own self-righteous, guano-crazy rights group: PeT PeeV - People for the Ethical Treatment and Protection of Each and Every Vegetable.

Salad is Murder.

Posted by: NateS1973 at August 22, 2011 4:49 PM

My favorite commercial slogan is the one I saw on a box of condoms an hour ago in the grocery store.

Trojans - Feels like there's nothing there.

As someone on this site once pointed out, that's not really the best slogan.

Posted by: BWeaves at August 22, 2011 5:38 PM

Is Murphy directing a new Halloween themed project?

Posted by: Ian at August 22, 2011 7:54 PM

When did the people from PETA get recategorized from "batshit insane" to "cleveh"? Because A) I never got that memo; and B) SEA KITTENS.

Posted by: Craig at August 23, 2011 1:58 AM

Sorry, the producers who thought the crap wardrobe and sets would translate fine from TV to film are the reason the TNG movies sucked so bad. That and their TV production mentality, script and special effects.

Posted by: Protoguy at August 23, 2011 3:50 AM

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Posted by: fashionable wardrobe at September 6, 2011 4:19 AM