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The World Needed a Definitive Ranking of Wes Anderson Movies

By Agent Bedhead | Pajiba Love | March 10, 2014 | Comments ()


Captain America: The Winter Soldier will be in theaters on April 4. Get ready for another month of Chris Evans adorably whining about how soul-crushingly difficult it is to be successful. I love this guy, but will he emerge unscathed during this promotional tour? (Celebitchy)

Watch Mia Wasikowska get it on (sort of) with Adam Driver and a couple of camels in the new Tracks trailer. (FSJ)

Mia Wasikowska also makes a promising turn (along with Tilda Swinton & Tom Hiddlesbaby) in the newest trailer for The Only Lovers Left Alive. (Slashfilm)

Dustin is fantastically thrilled for the about this effing fantastic teaser for the third season of Veep. (WG)

This is some seriously bad news for Paula Patton fans. She’s thinking of reconciling with douchebag Robin Thicke because he’s so smooth while trying to get her back. What a mistake. (TMZ)

Star Wars characters groove to Pharrell Williams. Weird. (The Mary Sue)

You haven’t started the day until you’ve seen Sean Penn’s amazing hair. Is that a rug or natural? In either event, he can’t be serious. (Lainey)

An artist cut up his comic book collection but altered them in very cool ways — for internet fame, presumably? (Unreality)

Daniel Radcliffe is so friggin cute in his Victorian getup for Frankenstein. (GFY)

Is anyone surprised that Charlie Sheen is messing up the Anger Management shooting schedule to snort cocaine off his porn-star fiancée’s ass in Mexico? Chuck Lorre must be loving this sh-t. (DListed)

The internet is full of riffs on True Detective. Here are the best. (Mental Floss)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt recreated the “David After Dentist” viral video for Jimmy Kimmel. JGL is usually fantastic, but this one is lost on me. (Towleroad)

You’d actually like Bonnie when she’s angry. Today she’s got Austenland by Shannon Hale in her sights, and she shows no mercy with this hysterical, one-star review. (Cannonball Read 6)

A 7-year-old girl appears to have the voice and soul of Billie Holiday. (Gawker)

The internet (during those spare moments when True Detective isn’t being discussed) has officially come down with Wes Anderson madness. Do we need some definitive rankings of his movies? Sure, why not. (Uproxx)

Here’s the Black Widow featurette for Captain America: The Winter Soldier. There is less than one month before this puppy arrives in theaters.

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  • The only ranking the world really needs of Wes Anderson movies is one that ranks them from most to least insufferable.

  • kinoumenthe

    Daniel Radcliffe looks like a miniature brunette Bradley Whitford (in Victorian getup) in that photo.

  • chanohack

    I'm really glad they got rid of Black Widow's ridiculous hair from Ironman II. But she wouldn't want even short, straight hair in her face while she's kicking all the asses and firing guns in midair. It's okay, baby steps, right? Right.

  • John W

    Is Radcliffe starring in Frankenstein or Nicholas Nickleby?

  • e jerry powell

    It's all nineteenth-century Britain. Why not both?

    And before you say it: Mary Shelley was very British.

  • BWeaves

    I'm so sick of rich actors who have a contract for X number of movies, complaining that they're not feeling it. Nobody loves their friggin job. But if you're making millions doing it and they WANT you to do it, quit your bitching.

  • Green Lantern

    Here here, BWeaves.

  • BWeaves

    "Here’s the Black Widow featurette for Captain America: The Winter Soldier. There is less than one month before this puppy arrives in theaters."

    "Here’s the Black Widow featurette for Captain America: The Winter Soldier. There is less than one month before THESE PUPPIES arrive in theaters."

    Fixed it.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Whenever I hear or see anything about Sean Penn, I hear Kathy Griffin's voice in my head describing him as "visibly crazy".

  • AvaLehra

    Sean Penn. Growing up, I thought he was generally gross -- but then this happened:

    -- and I had a hard time reconciling my past and present feelings. And now I see that crazy hairdo. Thank you, Pajiba, for setting me straight again.

  • PDamian

    JGL is usually fantastic, but this one is lost on me.

    That entire series of "movies based on famous YouTube viral videos" for Kimmel was lost on me.

  • BWeaves

    Me, too.

  • zeke_the_pig

    There already is a definitive ranking of Wes Anderson's movies. It is inscribed in ornate, hand-knitted rope-font on the front of zeke the pig's hut, and it goes: 'Rushmore, and then fight amongst yourselves for the scraps. Oink oink.'
    [Disclaimer: Wes Anderson scraps are delicious.]

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