MTV VMA Awards Will Never Be Able To Top Britney With A Snake, Plus A Thorgi!
Mister Summer Hit Maker of 2013, Pharrell, is truly ageless. See how well you do on this quiz of picking which Pharrell is older. It’s actually not that difficult of a quiz. (Vulture)
Speaking of cheekbones, Joey Quinn (that dude from “Dexter”) has lost 30 pounds, and damn, his face looks razor sharp now. Cocaine or exercise? Or both? (Warming Glow)
Watch out, Daniel Carlson. Olivia Wilde is now a contributing writer at Buzzfeed too, but she didn’t write a list. Instead, she wrote about how you should embrace V.O.D. and also watch her new movie, Drinking Buddies, in Kansas this weekend. (Buzzfeed)
If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like if Robert Pattinson and Mia Wasikowska made out, here’s your chance to gawk at them on the set of David Cronenberg’s latest movie, Maps to the Stars. Watch out, Mia! The Twihards are gonna get you. (Wonderwall)
What do “Cyprian scepter,” “Master John Goodfellow,” and “staff of life,” have in common? They’re all relatively ancient ways to describe what I refer to as a “wang.” (Mental Floss)
This weekend’s MTV VMAs should be mildly interesting for the promised performances from Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Robin Thicke, and Justin Timberlake. But can the ceremony add to to this list of wild VMA moments in pop culture history? (Rolling Stone)
The City of Los Angeles has done the unthinkable and decided to dispense with the (500) Days of Summer bench. There’s an official, practical explanation for this act, but I suspect it’s secretly a protest against the Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope. (Videogum)
Ben Stiller has decided to completely crush all of his remaining goodwill stores by bringing a “Reality Bites” television show to NBC. Seriously, what’s his glitch? (Deadline)
Jennifer Love Hewitt is most certainly preggers as these photos reveal. I’m also guessing “Client List” is on hiatus from shooting, right? This would not enter well into an escort-based storyline. (DListed)
Joss Whedon explains his major problem with The Empire Strikes Back while still calling it one of the best sequels of all time. (Slashfilm)
I got so incredibly stoked to write about Trent Reznor yesterday that I didn’t even mind the context of the conversation, which was Kanye West. (Celebitchy)
Kurt Russell has a son named Wyatt who is super cute (where’s he been hiding out, anyway?) and has signed onto Channing Tatum’s 22 Jump Street. Ugh, that is a terrible sequel title. (Film Drunk)
Introducing the Thorgi. Yes, it is a Corgi dressed up like Thor. Poor doggie. (The Mary Sue)
Serena Williams looks bloody gorgeous in this dress. Also, she could kick your ass into the next time zone, and there’s something appealing to that realization, right guys? (Go Fug Yourself)
Apparently, there’s a new video game that requires dudes to bake real cakes for their girlfriends. God, gamers are fucking weird. (Kotaku)
Reese Witherspoon loves Jennifer Lawrence too. If you forget about Reese’s recent drunken, hillbilly antics, she’s just like us! (HuffPo)
Finally, here’s the Divergent teaser trailer that will be “revealed” during this weekend’s MTV VMA awards ceremony. For anyone else who’s read the book — doesn’t this look like a surprisingly bland adaptation?
Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa. She & her little black heart can be found at celebitchy.com.
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