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The Love Interest for Zack Snyder's Batman Will Be "Tall and Possess Physicality." We Have a Suggestion.

By Dustin Rowles | Pajiba Love | September 5, 2013 | Comments ()


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I assume from the headline — Fuggy Blah Blah — and the outfit — what looks like three disassembled breast pumps — that this is Lady Gaga. But I can’t be certain. (GFY)

Scarlett Johansson got engaged this week. I have no idea who this guy is, but he’s wearing a suit with no socks. Ryan Reynolds would NEVER. (Celebitchy)

Over in Australia, prisoners who have learned a new trick from Breaking Bad and, in employing it, have destroyed over 400 televisions. Also, Australian prisons are awesome. I want to vacation there. (Uproxx)

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Here are 10 old-school Hollywood scandals that would make TMZ blush. (Flavorwire)

Don’t underestimate Clint Eastwood’s sex life because he’s old. Apparently, he and his wife’s boyfriend have engaged in some kind of semi-permanent wife swap. EASTWOOD, YOU SLY DOG. (DListed)

I liked Punch Drunk Love but to be honest with you, despite the praise he received, I didn’t really care for Adam Sandler in it. It looks like he’s taking another go at a serious movie, this time with Jason Reitman. I wish he woudln’t. (Vulture)

Here’s fantastic video of Simon Pegg playing the Neutron Cream prank on his Star Trek castmates. “Benedict is so creeped out right now.” (Buzzfeed)

If you’re a fan of The League, then I invite you to check out my weekly rundown of the best lines from each episode in meme form. This week, the show asks, “Can AIDS be funny”? The jury is still out on people AIDS, but horse AIDs? NTSF:SD:SUV demonstrated the humor in that last week. (WG)

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Here’s four brilliant 90’s TV Shows you didn’t know were still being made. WRONG. I knew about two of them. (Cracked)

Kristen Bell teased a huge cameo that will appear in the first five minutes of the Veronica Mars movie, but for the life of me, I can’t figure out who it is based on the details. Joss Whedon? (HuffPo)

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A look inside of Tom Brady’s house reveals no UGGs, but that red leather jacket? Dude. You know how Tom Brady gets away with that in the locker room? He points at picture of Giselle Bundchen and says, “Scoreboard.” (LaineyGossip)

A journalist who attended a very sad Corey Feldman birthday party, and then wrote about it, is now apparently being cyberbullied by Corey Feldman. (Vice)

This list of truly disturbing horror films is a mix of great horror and total trash, disturbing for reasons that have nothing to do with being good. (Zergnet)

If you amalgamize all the faces of the actors who have played Batman so far, you apparently get a very handsome man who looks like he’d be the star of a soap opera. (Unreality)

On the topic, here’s four reasons why Michael Keaton should have been a terrible Batman, but proved us all wrong. (Underscoopfire)

Finally, someone got their hands on the casting notice for Ben Affleck’s love interest in Zack Snyder’s Batman vs. Superman, and among other characteristics, she’s supposed to be tall and physical? Paula Patton fits the bill, but is she too much woman for Ben Affleck? (Videogum)


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