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The "How I Met Your Mother" Blooper Reel Features The Lewd Antics Of All Your Favorite People. Oh And Ted's There Too.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (44)

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HAVE AT THEE, THOU CHURLISH, HASTY-WITTED HUGGERS. Um, Lainey sent me this Shakespearean insult generator and I’ve been having fun with it. Maybe too much fun. (Skull Swap)

Here is a compilation of pop-cultural shout-outs compliments of that roguish, swag-bellied horn beast, Seth Rogen. (Vulture)

The good folks over at the Awl have posted a several videos from last night’s Radiohead performance. As they mention, you should watch while you can before the internazis take them down. (The Awl)

Speaking of fascist Goose Steppers, check out these amazing Muppet Trooper cosplayers. Actually, maybe I should have said Frog Marchers. (Star Wars Blog)

I confessed to Seth the other day that I have a secret, shameful obsession with “The Sing Off.” That’s right, a reality show hosted by that beslubbering, beef-witted coxcomb Nick Lachey. Seth assured me that hardly counts as a guilty pleasure. He may be right. Check out this list of the Top Ten Guilty Pleasure TV Shows Of All Time. (FlavorWire)

Speaking of insults, I choose to believe Miles Davis actually said this to Nancy Reagan. I will be bumping Kind Of Blue all day. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Science shows that women are, in fact, the tougher sex. Much obliged, Science. (Telegraph)

Why did none of you yoga addicts tell me about yogasms? You rank, folly-fallen harpies. (Daily Beast)

Have we figured out yet what to call this decade? Like, we’re no longer in the Aughts/Aughties and while the while the dissembling, rough-hewn measles over at Wikipedia suggests the “twenty-tens,” I’m not convinced. It’s not snappy! I can’t shout, “WELCOME TO THE TWENTY-TENS, BEYOTCH” while punching someone out now, can I? Check out this supercut and relive the glory days of the easy to utter “90s.” (Uproxx)

For your greater ease and convenience, here is a magnificent flow chart of NPR’s recent reader-voted Top 100 Sci-Fi/Fantasy books. (SF Signal)

And while we’re on the subject of Sci-Fi/Fantasy, I think I’ve decided what to wear the Pajiba Office Christmas Party. Behold, The Great Dark God Cthulhu, Almighty Master of R’evelry, Destroyer of Punch Bowls, Harbinger of Aeons of Karaoke Christmas Carols and Despair. Hark, The Herald of Unimaginable Infinite Horrors and Limitless Gibbering Cyclopean Chaos Sings. (Archie McPhee)

Speaking of chaos and the abyss, dig if you will this video of Neil deGrasse Tyson telling the story of how he first met Carl Sagan.

Carl Sagan’s influence on Neil deGrasse Tyson from JVGallichio on Vimeo.

Finally, it’s the moment you’ve all been indifferently waiting for, the “How I Met Your Mother” blooper reel. To be honest, it’s a lot of d*ck jokes and ringtones, but I can pretty much never get enough of Jason Segel.

Joanna Robinson loves you all. Yes, even you, you mewling, onion-eyed flap dragon.









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Comments

jason segel is just so funny! what would himym be without him? btw, I don´t get the ted-hate

Posted by: birdie at September 29, 2011 1:30 PM

"Have we figured out yet what to call this decade?"
The "Twenteens"?

Posted by: Odnon. at September 29, 2011 1:40 PM

"Elevensies"?

Posted by: Odnon. at September 29, 2011 1:44 PM

Second breakfast?

Posted by: I Need More Allowance at September 29, 2011 1:46 PM

There is NO GUILT in watching The Sing Off. It's a musical competition show where, God forbid, people are actually expected to KNOW something about music! Imagine that! Now, if you wanted to feel guilty about American Idol, X Factor, The Voice or any of those - legit. The people involved in Sing Off actually understand the art and skill in music, not just making a hit. God, listening to Ben Folds makes my geeky musical heart go pitter pat. Man knows his shit.

Posted by: KatSings at September 29, 2011 1:49 PM

Can you please get a new person in charge of Pajiba love? Joanna is the most annoying writer on this site...

Posted by: kay at September 29, 2011 1:53 PM

Ted is like the Frodo of HIMYM: He's important to the plot (it revolves around him, actually) but every time he appears on-screen I am tempted to fast forward to all the cooler characters. (The exception for me are the flashbacks to Ted being a college douchebag. College Ted is hilariously memory-inducing.)

Posted by: Siege at September 29, 2011 1:54 PM

Oh Kay.

I got nothing. I just wanted to make that joke.

And Joanna can call me her jackanape fishmonger blatherskite anytime she wants. She's aces in my book.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 29, 2011 2:06 PM

Aw, man, deusexmalcontent.com pinged my company's web blocker under the category of "Porn". Now IT thinks I tried to look at porn. Dammit.

Posted by: heatseeker at September 29, 2011 2:09 PM

The Neil deGrasse Tyson clip brought tears to my eyes. I didn't think I could love Carl Sagan anymore than I already did.

Posted by: icecreammang at September 29, 2011 2:11 PM

Dear Joanna, That NPR book flow-chart is the greatest thing I've seen all year! (Not hyperbole.) Thank you!

Posted by: io at September 29, 2011 2:15 PM

I'm with Kay.

"beslubbering, beef-witted coxcomb Nick Lachey"... REALLY?

Posted by: diane at September 29, 2011 2:17 PM

That Neil deGrasse Tyson video makes me ridiculously happy.

Posted by: j. at September 29, 2011 2:19 PM

Nice cover heatseeker. It was a Pajiba link that caused the trouble. A less thrusting name might be in order to perpetuate your subterfuge.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 29, 2011 2:20 PM

long time reader, first time poster. sorry, but Big Poppa agrees with kay...

Posted by: Big Poppa at September 29, 2011 2:27 PM

Is there a problem with the free content?

Posted by: Scarecrow Boat at September 29, 2011 2:29 PM

I get pinged a lot for looking at Pajiba Love links at work, heatseeker. There was a "Cabin Porn" website recently that was blocked. I'm sure IT thinks I have some sort of weird lodging fetish.

That NPR flowchart is fantastic.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at September 29, 2011 2:32 PM

Joanna, if you're not annoying at least a few people, you must be doing it wrong. Keep up the good work!

Posted by: MM at September 29, 2011 2:32 PM

I watch a lot of crappy television, and I can safely say I've never watched any of the shows on that Guilty Pleas--

Wait, True Blood? Oh hell yeah. #iaintevenplayin

Posted by: Patty O'Green at September 29, 2011 2:35 PM

That Miles Davis quote is amazing, and if it's real, fucking perfect

Posted by: ChristianH at September 29, 2011 2:36 PM

Do we have to print "I'm With Joanna" t-shirts before people will shut up?

Posted by: ChristianH at September 29, 2011 2:39 PM

Joanna rocks. Vast Pajiba Love entertainment increase since she started.

Treasure the haters and gay rumors, Joanna!

Posted by: heatseeker at September 29, 2011 2:43 PM

Women are the tougher sex?

Instead of using science, couldn't they have just asked the cannibals of New Guinea?

Posted by: Wembley at September 29, 2011 3:05 PM

diane missed the point that JRo was using the Shakespearean insult generator to describe Lachey.

*sigh*

keep on keeping on, Joanna.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at September 29, 2011 3:09 PM

I did miss that point, and I realized my mistake soon after posting. However, my feelings are unchanged.

Posted by: diane at September 29, 2011 3:14 PM

I think the t-shirt should have Godtopus giving the middle finger. Or the middle tentacular digit. Or whatever.

Posted by: ChristianH at September 29, 2011 3:24 PM

You're a tentacular digit.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at September 29, 2011 3:27 PM

True

Posted by: ChristianH at September 29, 2011 3:37 PM

That Neil deGrasse Tyson video is amazing. He rules, and it's nice to hear how part of his greatness was directly and personally handed down from Sagan. Thank you for that.

I heard a different version of the Miles Davis/Nancy Regan interaction a while back. The story I heard went like this:
"Who are you?"
"Miles Davis. I changed music seven times."
"I don't understand...you switched instruments...you played different types of music?"
"No, bitch, I changed MUSIC seven times!"

I also heard that the story (or whatever version is supposedly accurate) was completely false, but it still persists. I've retold the rumor a few times myself, not to highlight the rudeness toward Nancy, but because I like to think of Miles as that level of pioneer that completely owned and claimed his talent and influence.

I am going to make use of that SF/fantasy flowchart.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at September 29, 2011 3:44 PM

Joanna is the most annoying writer on the site? I'd come to her defense , but really she doesn't need someeone who just learned the difference between prostrate and prostate to defend her.

Screw you people anyway. Have a nice time in TK's dungeon. I hear air bud the next generation may be playing there soon.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at September 29, 2011 3:51 PM

I like to think one has really only made it as a Pajiba writer when the insults begin.

Happy Official Street Cred Day, JoRo.

Remember to throw your knitted beret high up in the air.

(See? Now I want to go turn the world on with my smile. --JR)

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 29, 2011 4:19 PM

I thought using 'beef-witted' to describe Nick Lachey was absurdly brilliant, myself. Team Joanna!

Posted by: katy at September 29, 2011 4:20 PM

Most annoying writer? My opinion is that your opinion is factually inaccurate.

Posted by: mynamewhere at September 29, 2011 4:35 PM

The flowchart for fantasy books led me straight to Malazan Book of the Fallen, which took me months to finish and I remembered all the rage at the subplots and meaningless characters and bidding time to tell the story of 10 people who have no relevance whatsoever to the plot and arghhhhhh! There are literally 300+ characters in those books, it has a wiki of its own because it actually needs one! In all fairness, the first 5 books are really good but since The Bonehunters the intertwining plots have really gone out of hand, I kept reading just because hey, I've gone this far, right? Might as well see how it ends. Also because Tehol Beddict is the best character EVER EVER EVER, trust me on this :)

Posted by: Irina at September 29, 2011 4:40 PM

Hmm...having read Miles's autobiography, I can totally believe he said that. Dude put the "Bad" in "Bad, artless, swag-bellied, hugger-mugger"

Posted by: NateS1973 at September 29, 2011 4:41 PM

Oh, come off it, Major. You know you never smile.

Posted by: Jay at September 29, 2011 4:51 PM

Joanna - haters gonna hate. Your command of language = awesome.

I want the t-shirt.

Neil deGrasse Tyson video made me tingly.

Posted by: trib at September 29, 2011 5:02 PM

@Irina:

I agree on Tehol. But I also think that no character in these books is obsolete. They all contributed to the story at some point. Some of them finished their storylines and other's started late.

Posted by: FabMax at September 29, 2011 5:35 PM

Oh, and count me as among those that thinks that Joanna can Pajiba our Love anytime she wants.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at September 29, 2011 6:09 PM

"Elevensies"?

Posted by: Odnon. at September 29, 2011 1:44 PM

Second breakfast?

Posted by: I Need More Allowance at September 29, 2011 1:46 PM
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I LOVE YOU.

Posted by: Lauren at September 29, 2011 6:26 PM

A pox on all you frothy fly-bitten miscreants who don't like Joanna. She's my favorite at Pajiba. Seriously, go suck on some eggs or something.

Posted by: Arrogant Ambassador at September 29, 2011 8:58 PM

I have such a crush on Neil deGrasse Tyson. I'm kind of a scientist groupie. In fact, in college I had a crush on a Chemistry major and he would write out random molecular structures for me. (Swoon!) The next year he became an English major and was suddenly super boring. Blah, blah, blah, Keats, blah, blah, blah, Frost, blah, blah, blah Bukowski. (Yawn.)

Posted by: debbye at September 30, 2011 12:10 AM

The painfully clever "look at me!" writing is sort of a trade-mark here in Pajibaland, it sort of grows on you if you're patient. Like a fungus.

Posted by: snapnhiss at September 30, 2011 6:58 AM

Joanna is a crappy writer but the links are decent.

Posted by: yorkie at September 30, 2011 11:25 AM