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The Highest Grossing Actor In Show Business? You're DAMN Right.

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Pajiba Love | Comments (29)



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It’s been a wonderful year for children’s literature with new (or at least heretofore unpublished) Maurice Sendak, Dr. Seuss and Shel Silverstein. Here’s great article on the Seuss book, but I heartily recommend all three for the kidlets in your life. (Boing Boing)

Speaking of reading and kids, what do you all think of Obama’s proposed Student Loan programs? (NYT)

There are a lot of people (e.g. those whose names rhyme with Stilton, Gauguin and Tears) who I usually refrain from mentioning here. A) I don’t really care and B) I think you all don’t really care. That being said, I rather loved this “I Am The Asshole %” tumblr. (But You’re Like Really Pretty)

Are you tired of the OCCUPY coverage? I’m not. I’m actually f*cking ecstatic that people seem to care. For once. About something. But I imagine the daily newspapers are getting a little OCCUPY fatigued, check out this adorable video of how various media outlets generate headlines. (Uproxx)

The newest OCCUPY item, of course, pertains to 24 year old marine Scott Olsen who was severely injured in the Occupy Oakland clash with local PD. On the one hand, f*ck the police. On the other hand, things (movements) get more dangerous when there’s a martyr.
(Business Insider)

But we can always rely on Jon Stewart to somewhat lighten the mood. Here he asks what could possibly have inspired such a dramatic response from the Oakland PD. Good guess, Jon, good guess. (Gothamist)

It’s enough to make you want to go live in a tree, yes? No? What if it were a luxury tree hotel. Oh yeah, Sweden’s got you covered. (GOOD)

Check out these rad Inception-ish photos of cityscapes. (The Curious Brain)

Here’s an interesting/irate article on the NC-17 rating for Steve McQueen’s Shame. It’s Blue Valentine all over again and it really is preposterous. (The Film Experience)

A while back I mentioned something about how much weight Gillian Anderson had lost and how she didn’t look as good as she did in her Scully days. A) That was sort of a b*tchy thing to say, wasn’t it? B) I was super dead f*cking wrong. She looks absolutely amazing. Nevermind the beautiful Celebitches and their talk of plastic surgery. (Celebitchy)

Apparently, you can now access thousands of scientific articles for free. Like, famous articles. I’m not a very science-y person, but I would read the sh*t out of Ben Franklin’s kite experiment paper. (io9)

The adorable Whitney Matheson asks which corporate logo you would get tattoo’d on your body if it meant a lifetime discount. No question. Diet Crack Coke. (Pop Candy)

You know, I’m not at all surprised that Samuel L. Jackson is the highest grossing actor. Yes he deserved it, and I hope the other actors burn in h*ll. (The Mary Sue)

Speaking of Tarantino favs, the great Steve Buscemi gets the Death Reel treatment. The makers of this fine supercut say, “No Reservoir Dogs because, according to Quentin Tarantino, Mr. Pink survives.” OhmygodItoldyouso.

Finally, Dustin posted this on Facebook yesterday so I know many of you have already seen it. But JUST IN CASE, here is Johnny Depp taking Ricky Gervais down a peg or two. Dustin is ready to forgive Depp a multitude of Sparrow sins for this video. Me, I think a lot of credit goes to Gervais. He may enjoy making fun of others, but he always reserves the sharpest criticism for himself.









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Comments

Man, I knew I should have never dropped my Samuel L. Jackson jersey he tossed to me after a game in exchange for a bottle of coke.

Posted by: googergieger at October 27, 2011 1:32 PM

According to guests on The Ed Show last night, the Oakland protesters were throwing chemicals, paint, stones, and bottles at the police officers before they did anything. Three police officers are also injured, but that's not considered news on most blogs. What serving in Iraq has to do with the injured protester's condition, other than making him a martyr, is beyond me.

Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2011 1:33 PM

WRONG! It's Frank Welker- Fred from Scooby-Doo!

Posted by: Merp at October 27, 2011 1:38 PM

"Are you tired of the OCCUPY coverage? I’m not. I’m actually f*cking ecstatic that people seem to care. For once. About something."

Thank you! On CNN this morning the anchors were spewing their vile bullshit about hippies and bongo drums and GASP! organic chicken being “catered” (read: donated) to the people in Oakland. Imagine that! People actually giving a damn, coming together and expressing the purest form of democracy. How horrid!

Posted by: Scully at October 27, 2011 1:40 PM

Maaan! Lookathat! That big giant shark just chewed him up and spit him out and they he is lookin all badass an shiiiit.

Posted by: klingonfree at October 27, 2011 1:40 PM

People caring is nothing new. Their opinions may not perfectly align with yours, but they care.

Posted by: elizabeth at October 27, 2011 1:40 PM

Wait. Anderson Cooper is gay? BLASPHEMY!!!

That OccupyHollywood page only made me furious.

Posted by: MissRos at October 27, 2011 1:44 PM

Wait. Hold the phone. I am reasonably (!) intelligent but was that video with Johnny Depp serious? Whattheh? Really? It was a joke, right?

Uh. Hokaaay then. I will say that Gervaise serenaded Elmo to sleep with N is for Nap. Johnny can't touch that.

Posted by: klingonfree at October 27, 2011 1:45 PM

"That was sort of a b*tchy thing to say, wasn’t it?" It was. I cried. But I knew you'd come around eventually. Admit it, you'd hit that with the...nevermind. She's awful pretty, ain't she?

Posted by: Scully at October 27, 2011 1:45 PM

Admit it, you'd hit that with the...nevermind. She's awful pretty, ain't she?

Man I want to marry all the Pajiba ladies today.

Posted by: Joanna Robinson at October 27, 2011 1:47 PM

"Are you tired of the OCCUPY coverage? I’m not. I’m actually f*cking ecstatic that people seem to care. For once. About something."

The benefit of aligning yourself with an indistinct cluster of people is that claiming to feel their pain is often enough.

Posted by: peanut at October 27, 2011 1:49 PM

If Obama cared about Student Loans, he wouldn't have gotten rid of Subsidized Federal Loans or the economic hardship deferment.

Posted by: Roger at October 27, 2011 1:52 PM

You’re right Roger, god forbid the banks don’t get their cut for doing absolutely nothing. As for the economic hardship deferment, why take it up the ass now when you can take it up the ass later.

Posted by: Pookie at October 27, 2011 2:02 PM

I heart Gillian forever. Even through the worse seasons of X-Files, it's true.

Commenters on there are funny -- "Her English accent is so bad!" Um... hate to break it to you, but she was born there and lived there off and on as a child, and has pretty much lived there full time post-X-Files, but whatever. Snarky commenter is snarky.

Posted by: Sara H at October 27, 2011 2:03 PM

(And I will admit here that I was nerdy enough to own a Gillian Anderson biography when I was high school, but I'm not remembering what happened to it along the way.)

Posted by: Sara H at October 27, 2011 2:04 PM

@Robert - I don't watch the Ed Show, but I live in Oakland and every first hand report I've read by both civilians and media reported that the police instigated the violence on Tuesday night. Protesters did throw items but only after the the police began tear gassing them.

Also, the Oakland police chief reported that the camp had been broken up on Monday night with "no injuries." This is despite picture of bloodied protesters being freely circulated.

Also, love how naturally Gillian Anderson is aging. She's a fox!

Posted by: FyreHaar at October 27, 2011 2:04 PM

Man I want to marry all the Pajiba ladies today.

GET IN LINE!

Oh. There is no line? Sheesh. Ok then. Please step right up to the front. You're free to run off with The Fassbender from time to time if you allow me the same with The Damon. Naturally, we’ll need a custody agreement for Gillian. If you accept, please check the below box.

Respectfully submitted,
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Posted by: Scully at October 27, 2011 2:09 PM

I wish the Occupy movement would agree on what the hell they want. I get they are pissed, most of us are in one way or the other. But what is their plan on how to fix it? What is the point of their protests? And just what the hell are they protesting? That 1% of this country is better off than most of us? What justifies them as to thinking they should get a slice of their pie? So you graduated college and now can't find a job. Well, how were your grades? Were you in the top 10% of your class in a major that has a good hiring rate? Or were you a layabout average student with a liberal arts degree? Are you looking anywhere in the country, or only metropolitan areas? What have you done to distinguish yourself?

There are jobs out there, they just aren't jobs you may want. That is the distinction. Day after day we turnover temps here because they simply don't want to do the work to earn the money. It's too "hard".

It sucks to get laid off as a Project Manager at 30 and suddenly have to work as an admin assistant for $9 an hour. I know because I did it. I did it because I had to and at the time it was 6mos of unemployment and then you were cut off.

I work for a corporation. Every year I get, if I'm lucky, about a .5% raise. Every year we bitch about it. Is it fair when my company is making money hand over fist and having record sales? No, maybe not. But what exactly can I do about that? And what entitles ME to that "extra" money and not my co-workers? Who decides?

Capatalism is a flawed idealogy, but all of them are. The problems arise when corporations become so powerful they can sway policy in their favor. That is what needs to change. Term limits, end to congressional entitlement packages, cap corporate campaign funds, etc. But not one of those weasels in Washington is going to take the silver spoon out of their own mouth. Probably not even if we ask pretty, pretty, please.

Occupy needs to fold up their tents from the entrance to Bank of America and camp out at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and the Capital building. That is the only place change is going to come from.

However this whole thing just feels like a political stunt at this point so I doubt that will ever happen.

Posted by: TylerDFC at October 27, 2011 2:40 PM

Still in love with Gillian Anderson. She's so goddamn captivating!

Posted by: MurderBot at October 27, 2011 3:20 PM

what do you all think of Obama’s proposed Student Loan programs?

I think it wasn't people still in school who were signing the hell out of that petition which was "heard loud and clear".

So...good for the kids, I guess.

Posted by: Jay at October 27, 2011 3:28 PM

And those pictures don't look bad, but only one of them looks like Gillian Anderson. Maybe it's the heavy makeup.

Posted by: Jay at October 27, 2011 3:30 PM

You're not the first person to describe the clip along the lines of: "Johnny Depp taking Ricky Gervais down a peg or two"; but I don't get it. It's obviously 'a bit' - a very funny bit, yes, but not real. Yet US media seem keen to claim it's Depp dealing to Gervais for the way he slighted Hollywood at the Golden Globes. Whaaa?
I think the giveaway is when Depp says you can't diss Tim Allen...

Posted by: Nick at October 27, 2011 3:32 PM

That Johnny Depp clip is from a show Gervais is working on, klingonfree.

Amen, Jay.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 27, 2011 3:58 PM

You know who seemed to care and also liked to occupy places?

Mice. Ha, you thought I was going to say Nazis.

Posted by: Ballymena Bob at October 27, 2011 4:12 PM

Oh, right. But now it seems like Depp is totally dissing Tim Allen.

Whatever. All these folks are too incestuously weird. I like them in movies but when they get all wink-nudgy with their "personas" I say they can go fuck themselves. And they probably do.

Posted by: klingonfree at October 27, 2011 4:19 PM

Busy day at work so I'm late to this post, but I would watch the mother grabbing Hell out of a movie that featured only Steve Buscemi and Sean Bean sitting in a room. The tension of not knowing who was going to die first, and in what gruesome manner, would be excruciatingly delicious.

Posted by: Groundloop at October 27, 2011 7:52 PM

I think it wasn't people still in school who were signing the hell out of that petition which was "heard loud and clear".

This. The "student loan crisis" is happening right now...it's not scheduled to start when new borrowers get out of school. I'm bitter. That's how I feel about the student loan relief plan.

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