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Just pretend The Human Centipede is Godtopus with four extra limbs. Now its warm and cuddly like a kittenpede.

Kittenpede!!! So cute and cuddly! Even though it can't run circles around me playing with string or clean its face using it paws because it's frightened and gross. KITTENPEDE!!!

(Nope, sorry, can't.)

Right now, the first three seasons of “Veronica Mars” are on sale for $19.99 a piece.

There you go.

The Top 10 Hot Guys of 2010.

THANK YOU. It's like Christmas all over again.

Up to this day, I had consciously managed to avoid learning any details about The Human Centipede (living without internet access or a working computer for much of this summer helped. A lot.). I knew that it was repulsive and horrible but that's about as much as I let myself become aware of. I was blissfully out of the loop for every Human Centipede reference made this year, which might sound improbable, but was definitely possible.

I scrolled past the header picture today without actually taking in any details of it. You know, it's kind of a dimly-lit picture, and if you look at it quickly you're not really able to distinguish that there are four people in it (I was THAT ensconced in my sweet, sweet ignorance that I didn't even have a visual point of reference). I just kinda registered that there seemed to be a lot of limbs on that couch or floor or whatever, and this being Pajiba, posting a picture of an orgey for a New Year's Eve Pajiba Love post didn't seem that strange.

Then I started reading Dustin's little explanation, and there was some knee-jerk reaction within me. I began to wonder: just how horrible is this movie? The realization of what I was about to do was a little terrifying, but I couldn't stop. I opened a new tab in my browser, and with some trepidation, typed in "human centipede wikipedia".

Worst. Decision. Ever.

Did you know that Human Centipede actually had a "For your consideration" poster? Hilarious and frightening at the same time.

instead of "Pa-hee-ba".

But that's the better way.

Jay, tell that to the Owner, Creator, Overlord and otherwise Master of The Universe, Rowles.

coveredinbees, you made me giggle if only because seeing the mispronunciation in someone else's post made me giggle like a 5-year-old. I imagined a southern belle saying it and I laughed.

Yeah, I'm rather easy to amuse AND also make for a cheap date!

Just to clarify, the night would be cheap, not, you know, ME.

Oops.

Re: Veronica Mars - You only need to see the first two seasons, because the third was puppy-kicking awful.

Just a mention & excuse if it's been posted, but 'Human Centipede' is now on Netflix Instant Watch, just so you can be EXTRA careful to avoid it.

I'm currently in less than 20 minutes and I'm disgusted at the performances alone - no amount of gorey effects or plot development is going to redeem this piece o' shit.

Watch 'Zombieland' again instead.

A couple weeks ago, I showed a friend the Human Centipede trailer. He refused to believe it was a real movie. I only just convinced him.

I prefer: puh-JIIIIVE-ass

Aaaarrrggghh - Human Centipede once again forces its way into my consciousness. Between the simple knowledge that this movie exists and having watched Antichrist two weeks ago, I feel like I need to go shower with a Brillo pad and some Lysol.

Thanks for nothing, Dustin.

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I'll likely regret letting this information loose in a Pajiba comment thread. I suppose I am a man of danger...and garrish self-promotion.

i've never been able to convert from pah-jee-bah since I learned its rhyme and spanish influence.

oh, and I am all for changing the pronunciation from meeeem to may-may. maybe it will catch on and become an internet may-may.

"I did when I found out Pajiba was pronounced like vagina .. "
I learned that, but I don't know how to pronounce vagina. All the references I hear, as opposed to read, use words like pussy, C-word, beaver, etc.

It's understandable, Pat C.. I would probably not have any idea how to pronounce it myself if I didn't have one.

Now that I think about it, if one of youse guys or gals decides to buy the "Veronica Mars" DVDs could you report back to us on if they were able to secure rights to keep the original music intact in the episodes? There's been many a time that I've gotten all excited at the prospect of getting my hands on a the recently released seasons of my favorite shows only to find out that the music was changed completely (I'm looking at you, "Joan of Arcadia").

Oh wow, MelBivDevoe. I'm sure that, just like the highly anticipated "Arrested Development" movie, it'll be out soon.

I hate to be that person.

But the proper term to use when referring to the Winklevoss "Brothers" is "Winklevii". Purely a usage issue. I think if they were not clones made entirely from the DNA obtained from sweaters bought from the L.L. Bean catalog they could be referred to as "brothers". But they don't have enough human cells to qualify.

Just make a note of it and don't let it happen again.

AHEM.

I give you my #ff cherry and I don't even get on the 'jibers list? THAT'S IT, ROWLES. I am so writing bad things about you on the Internet.

if anyone is still around who does the whole facebook pajiba thing, how does that work? i've only found a page that is used less than darth vaders inhaler

Dustin, thank you so much for the Amazon mention. I just saved a titload of money on some super sweet DVD's. In 2 weeks I am going to own Pushing Daisies, and I can't think of a better way to welcome 2011 than watching them wistfully.

I opened a new tab in my browser, and with some trepidation, typed in "human centipede wikipedia".

Worst. Decision. Ever.

Posted by: nosio at December 31, 2010 2:25 PM

Pfft... try "A Serbian Film wiki". Makes Human Centipede look like a rom-com.

Also, in my mind I keep hearing "meme" the way the Roadrunner says it.

But the proper term to use when referring to the Winklevoss "Brothers" is "Winklevii".

or human Winklepede?

I know this is a bit late but oh my god, WHY DID I LISTEN TO URIAH CREEP?

Apart from hitching a ride with a homeless man at 7am on New Year's Day, looking up that movie was the second worst decision I've made this week.

Dear Hot Guys List,
Thank you ever so much for including Colin Firth. It almost makes up for that creepy guy you had at slot 10.

Sincerely,
@HotDorkChick