The Dapper Dudes Of The New <i>Bond</i> Flick Have A Tux-Off. Oh, Ralph Fiennes, I Think We Have A Loser.

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The Dapper Dudes Of The New Bond Flick Have A Tux-Off. Oh, Ralph Fiennes, I Think We Have A Loser.

By Joanna Robinson | Pajiba Love | October 24, 2012 | Comments ()


I ran across this image earlier in the week on the internet...IT'S NOT IMPORTANT WHERE. Anyway, I've got a shiny round nickel for you if you can tell, right away, just who in the pop culture f*ck this is supposed to be.

This is an article that has been circulating today so I wouldn't be surprised if you've seen it already. Basically, the author is bemoaning the changing business model of Facebook. The changes, which are meant to incentivize the new "promotion" feature, mostly affect business Facebook pages, but it's interesting to note that personal pages have been affected as well. At the end of the day, however, you can't get upset with someone running their company the way they like. Facebook is and has been largely free for all of us to use. That sound you hear is the other shoe dropping. (DM)

Ahhhh, college, I miss you so. (Boing Boing)

Looking for something cute to get the Anglophile in your life? Look no further. (Laughing Squid)

In "enjoy world travel from your desk" news, look at these glorious three-colored lakes in Indonesia. (Neatorama)

Take a minute, won't you, and go vote for a long-time Pajiban Lauren and her fantastic entry in this 48 hour short film challenge. (Bloodshots)

Denny's has introduced a Hobbit-themed "Second Breakfast." Uhhh, I can assure you, food in the Shire is much better than this crap. (FilmDrunk)

Speaking of better breakfasts, your franch toast is about to get much more alcoholic. (Dude Foods)

Watch the good ol' US of A blow a whole in Mars. For real. It's no Méliès, but it'll do. (Bad Astronomy)

For a hot minute yesterday I thought Timberlake and Jessica Biel had thrown a somewhat understated (if douchebag infested) wedding out of the public eye. Then, yeah, then this cover of People magazine happened. (MTV)

I'm pretty sure I got pregnant just from looking at this Halloween costume tutorial. (Found Item Clothing)

But if you want a Halloween costume that's less sexually charged, check out these cute and refreshingly non-slutty ideas. Oh, Sriracha girl. (Unreality)

Finally, in case you're wondering who won the Bond tux-off, well, in my long-standing capacity as arbiter of British sexiness, I have to go with Whishaw. Brains, folks. Brains and black velvet. (Celebitchy)

Finally, I think Will Ferrell is trying to give Tom Hanks a run for his money in the internet link-baitable antics department. You've miles to go, Ferrell.

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  • McSquish

    My first thought was a seriously terrible attempt at Britta and Jeff...

  • I hope that picture of Timberlake is the first in a long line of things that bring people around to my negative opinion of him. Even if you liked him before that, how in the hell can you defend that?

    He's so annoyingly overhyped that I might have to start rooting against the Memphis Grizzlies now that he is a part owner.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I'd mock the choice of Ben Whishaw in the Tux Off (if only that were literal), but...

    a. Different people like different things.
    b. I am looking forward to literally weeks of Bond premiere photos and that has put me in a particularly ebullient mood.
    c. I'm frightfully busy: Those pictures of Daniel Craig aren't going to lick themselves.
    d. It wouldn't be nice to tease Whishaw when this is his first time at the grown up table.
    e. Look at that, I found the time.
    f. I need to repair my stays and whale bone is especially hard to come by these days.

  • zeke_the_pig

    My, my, my, hasn't Mrs J. finally risen up in commenting prominence again. We've missed you.

  • The guy looks like a thin Greg Grunberg.

  • Lauren_Lauren

    Oh wow, thank you! I appreciate anyone who takes the time to vote. You guys are the best.

  • kushiro -

    Cybill Shepherd and skinny Greg Grunberg.

  • Get outta my brain!

  • scary biscuits

    Is it Angel and Kate the detective lady?

  • John W

    When J & J inevitably get divorced I hope they use the same poses....

  • Fabius_Maximus

    That picture reminds me of "Moonlight", that shitty vampire series with Alex O'Loughlin and Sophia Myles. (I had to look them up.)

  • Kirstini

    Is it Kara and Anders from Battlestar? Or Anders from Battlestar in a Parks and Rec crossover?

  • BWeaves

    How do you tell the time with that Ministry of Silly Walks clock? Both hands, er legs, are the same length.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Look closely. The lower leg in that picture is actually longer.

  • BWeaves

    RE: The drawing of the man and woman.

    Given the mom pants and the winged hair and daddy's sideburns, I'm guessing this drawing is from the 1972 edition of "Where Babies Come From." The caption reads, "When Mommy and Daddy really love each other, a baby may start to grow in Mommy's stomach."

  • BendinIntheWind

    January Jones and Zachary Levi?

  • Hats off to the FilmDrunk comment section on the Denny's Hobbit Menu article. Some seriously funny shit, there. Consider yourselves challenged, fellow Pajibans.

  • That is definitely Ben Wyatt's hair.

  • $27019454

    I have not seen such a display of douchebaggery in, ...uh...well, since those backwards-hat Paul Ryan fitness photos.

    Justin Timberlake, you are an attention whore of the highest caliber. Just...gross.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    surprisingly, I don't really like Craig's tuxedo jacket or his slicked back hair. While I don't find Bardem particularly sexy, I think he's rocking the suit the best.

  • Three_nineteen

    Based on those pictures, I'd have to say Bardem won the tux-off. Craig's jacket is just weird, and Whishaw looks like he's attending his cousin's bar mitzvah.

  • celery

    I left fandom two years ago...but it looks like their mom (young version) and some other dude from Supernatural. I have no clue who the dude is...but that hair def reminds me of her. Maybe that's supposed to be young John? Anyway, I think I have a pretty good chance of being right.

  • celery

    also jsyk, that comment about my having been in fandom means I know EXACTLY where you would find that kind of image, Joanna. Don't even try getting coy.

  • Drake

    That Shire Sausage scares me more than a little.

  • BWeaves

    I'm more disturbed by, "Radagast’s Red Velvet Pancake Puppies."

  • Sara_Tonin00

    That clock is a brilliant homage not only to Cleese, but to Gilliam's stop-motion as well.

    I'd try to buy it, but maybe I'll attempt to make one instead.

  • kelleyisadork

    tenth doctor and rose? even though it doesn't look like either one haha. or ben affleck and joey lauren adams?

  • katy

    Ryan Reynolds and his blonde.

  • TheOtherGreg

    Buffy's Mom and Angel's previously unknown but douchy brother?

  • jennp421

    I could see the blonde as Darla.

  • Berg

    Brandon Routh/Clark Kent and Kate Bosworth/Lois Lane.

  • pajiba

    Betty Draper and Finn?

  • birdgal

    That is EXACTLY what I thought--I guess I'm not crazy after all...

  • e-dogg

    Leslie Knope and Ben Wyatt?

  • L.O.V.E.

    I cheated.


  • Bert_McGurt

    I'm voting Leslie & Ben too. That dude is like, a foot too tall to be Adam Scott, but the mouth is uncanny.

  • phase10

    And he's definitely got that hedgehog hair.

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